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Posted: 10/21/2004 7:09:12 AM EST
Hi all, I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees and he informed me that there had been some complaints about me. He told me that the complaints were that I smelled like sweat, had some BO. I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty when I walk on the treadmill, use the weights, machines. I spoke with a few friends in there and they were as shocked as I was. This happened at a Golds Gym in the town I live in, I have been working out at different gyms over the years and this is a first.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:09:58 AM EST
God forbid people sweat in a gym.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:10:17 AM EST
stuff it in their pooper and post pics.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:11:18 AM EST
Golds gym is disgusting to me. Most people there act like they're on a runway than on an excercise machine. Lots of plastic people go to the ones where I live.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:11:28 AM EST
Well, there's smelling like sweat, and then there's stinking. This guy who worked out at a gym where I used to go reeked of sweat/ass...I suspect he was re-wearing the same nasty workout clothes several days in a row..but anyway, it was nasty.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:11:33 AM EST
Sounds like you smell too hetero for that place.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:12:48 AM EST
Dowse yourself in the cheapest aftershave you can find just to fuck with em!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:13:06 AM EST
WTF do they want you to do about it?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:13:22 AM EST
He should try sparring with some guy from Russia - after about three rounds you become amazingly tolerant of it.

(Oh yeah, do you shower once a day and use deoderant? If not, why?)
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:15:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By QuietShootr:
I suspect he was re-wearing the same nasty workout clothes several days in a row



At which point I wouldn't have a problem asking him if his washing machine was on the blink.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:17:20 AM EST
I don't know....

This thread seems to be a bit GAY.
Let's disect:

Hi all,
That sounds kinda GAY.

I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees
Gay.

and he informed me that there had been some complaints about me. He told me that the complaints were that I smelled like sweat,
Sounds..... gay?

I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty....
WHOA! very Gay.

This happened at a Golds Gym in the town I live in, I have been working out at different gyms over the years and this is a first.

I doubt this.
You sir, are gay.

Very Gay.

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:20:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
I don't know....

This thread seems to be a bit GAY.
Let's disect:

Hi all,
That sounds kinda GAY.

I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees
Gay.

and he informed me that there had been some complaints about me. He told me that the complaints were that I smelled like sweat,
Sounds..... gay?

I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty....
WHOA! very Gay.

This happened at a Golds Gym in the town I live in, I have been working out at different gyms over the years and this is a first.

I doubt this.
You sir, are gay.

Very Gay.




Damn, you beat me to it.

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:22:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 7:22:40 AM EST by Dolomite]


Nice catch Cinci and BigJ!



(OMG! Did that sound gay?)
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:22:31 AM EST
I willing to say, one of the gayest threads ever.
It reads like the dialogue from a bad porn movie.

"I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees..."

"I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty..."


The Gayest.
MOST gay.
Very much so.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:22:34 AM EST
Fabulouth.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:23:17 AM EST
All that was missing was one of the guys asking the other if wanted a back rub.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:24:09 AM EST
There was this old doctor who worked out or stumbled around a gym I lift at. You can smell the fucker coming down the stairs b4 you even see him. The smell is so bad it will give you a headache. He wears the same yellow shorts and shirt everyday. Then we had a fat ass Elvis wannabee who stunk to high heaven. He was told to wash his clothes or use deodorant. He got pissed and cancelled his membership. The elvis dude would come in and go straight the the bench. Would put 315 on it with no warmups and would struggle like hell to do it once. One daay it was just him and I and he got the 315 stuck on his chest. I walked up the stairs to the front desk and told the girls to listen. about 1 minute later you could hear weights crashin all over. Sorry this was so long.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:25:00 AM EST
Honestly.
Try to read it without imagining a gay-lisp.



Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:26:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:30:19 AM EST
Bowflex is gay!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:32:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By uncle_frank:
Bowflex is gay!



Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:38:40 AM EST
No response, either.

Hit and run gay trolling.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:44:59 AM EST
It's almost as gay as the "Back Rub" thread
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:47:33 AM EST
"Would you let a guy give you a foot massage" John Trovolta to Samual L. Jackson in "Pulp Fiction."
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:19:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 8:21:25 AM EST by QCMGR]
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:23:37 AM EST
This thread is making ME hot and sweaty...

On a side note, I got kicked out of a gunshow once because I did NOT smell like BO.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:24:31 AM EST
This thread stinks.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:57:20 AM EST

If you are serious and they are serious, you might want to take a shower in the mourning before you go workout. And make sure you wipe your butt after you take a crap!

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:02:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By lippo:
If you are serious and they are serious, you might want to take a shower

Shower? Gay.

in the mourning
"mourning"? is that some kind of sissy British spelling?
Gay.

before you go workout. And make sure you wipe your butt after you take a crap!


Butt? Gay.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:59:25 PM EST
You should take some Aqua Velva in your bag and when you walk into the work out area take it out and literally pour it all over you to the point of reaking. Ask them if that is better....

S.O.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:18:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By cataula1:
Hi all, I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees and he informed me that there had been some complaints about me. He told me that the complaints were that I smelled like sweat, had some BO. I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty when I walk on the treadmill, use the weights, machines. I spoke with a few friends in there and they were as shocked as I was. This happened at a Golds Gym in the town I live in, I have been working out at different gyms over the years and this is a first.



You should have hit him in the nuts with a free weight and said I bet that stinks doesn't it!!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:22:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
He should try sparring with some guy from Russia - after about three rounds you become amazingly tolerant of it.

(Oh yeah, do you shower once a day and use deoderant? If not, why?)



+1
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:23:07 PM EST
isn't this thread like, 10 years old???
(arfcom years)
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:23:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By BigJ491:

Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
I don't know....

This thread seems to be a bit GAY.
Let's disect:

Hi all,
That sounds kinda GAY.

I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees
Gay.

and he informed me that there had been some complaints about me. He told me that the complaints were that I smelled like sweat,
Sounds..... gay?

I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty....
WHOA! very Gay.

This happened at a Golds Gym in the town I live in, I have been working out at different gyms over the years and this is a first.

I doubt this.
You sir, are gay.

Very Gay.




Damn, you beat me to it.





+1
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:25:41 PM EST
I had the place I nused to work bitch because I smelled like sweat, well I had to wear a black outfit and move around stainless steel in an uninsulated wearhouse in the summer.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:30:56 AM EST
Is this thread STILL gay?


Yep.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:35:15 AM EST
No. It's ghey.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:46:15 AM EST
Is that the gay way to spell "gay"?

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:50:57 AM EST
I've decided that I'm so ungay, I can't even type the word.

(tho I've seen it used once or twice in yr. posts!)
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:56:47 AM EST
So you're the smelly kid on the board......LOLOL



Try those deodorant crystal things. You still sweat but it doesn't stink.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:04:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:09:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
I've decided that I'm so ungay, I can't even type the word.

(tho I've seen it used once or twice in yr. posts!)


"decided"?
I didn't realize it was choice for you people.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:15:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 5:16:02 AM EST by Dolomite]
Hey, let's get off "my people".

(before we have to have to have a discussion about that Oscar Wilde bust in your avatar)
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:24:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 5:25:35 AM EST by Cincinnatus]
[mincing lisp]That's not Oscar Wilde! That's a bust of a Roman Conqueror.
Nothing Gay about that![/mincing lisp]
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:40:28 AM EST
If I were you, every time I went to the gym now, I'd make a point of going over to that same male employee, expelling an abundant amount of gas in his immediate vicinity, then asking him if he still smells anything . . . .
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:42:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 5:42:34 AM EST by Cincinnatus]

Originally Posted By JPPJ:
If I were you, every time I went to the gym now, I'd make a point of going over to that same male employee...


Starting to sound a little gay.....

....expelling an abundant amount of gas in his immediate vicinity, then asking him if he still smells anything . . . .

Bingo!

You too, huh?
They're multiplying.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:49:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By cataula1:
Hi all, I was at the gym today and I was approached by one of the male employees and he informed me that there had been some complaints about me. He told me that the complaints were that I smelled like sweat, had some BO. I asked him if he was serious, he said yes and I told him I got hot and sweaty when I walk on the treadmill, use the weights, machines. I spoke with a few friends in there and they were as shocked as I was. This happened at a Golds Gym in the town I live in, I have been working out at different gyms over the years and this is a first.



So to prove him wrong did you take into the locker room and have him watch you take a shower?

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 6:01:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 6:02:14 AM EST by Thunderbolt]
I knew a guy that use to go to the gym and he really had a bad case of BO, he told me he works construction and he see's no use to take a shower before working out since he's going to be sweating again in the gym, so one day he took my advice and showered and used deodorant before his workout and it solved the BO problem.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 6:10:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 6:17:20 AM EST by Dolomite]
OK - Chill Cinci - Let me take this one:


I knew a guy that use to go to the gym

Ghey.

he told me he works construction

Could that be Ghey? Hmmm... Yep! That’s lower left corner ghey!



so one day he took my advice and showered and used deodorant

..and… über ghey - as in the rise and the fall of the third ghey.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:29:48 AM EST
I agree. Good catch.

Also, I find the phrase:


working out

...to be VERY gay.

Very.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 8:58:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 8:59:40 AM EST by Cans4you]

That's a bust of a Roman Conqueror.
Nothing Gay about that.



Actually, they have recently been unearthing ruins in that region which were built for privacy while they stuffed it in the pooper of young boys.... mention's of Cesar specifically as one of the largerst connsuiers of young boys.

If i'm correct that is Augustus Octavian as your avatar... who was addopted by Csear , became one of the 3 rulers after Cesars death and killed Anthony and Cleopatra's son who was the actual child of Csear to prevent a forgien rulers right to the throne.

So there might be something gay about that avatar.
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