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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:13:34 PM EDT
or was Shaggy banging Daphne and Fred banging Velma?

Watching the Scooby Doo show years ago, I often pondered this question.

You know the had to be doing some freaky shit traveling around in that hippie van they called the "Mystery Machine".
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 11:17:15 PM EDT
Fred and Shaggy were queer, and Scooby took care of the rest.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 11:21:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By edb66:
Fred and Shaggy were queer, and Scooby took care of the rest.


I'm thinking Fred was gay, Shaggy was a stoner and Scooby was doing Velma and Daphne.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 11:25:37 PM EDT
Let's not bring in beastiality......

So was Daphne and Velma trading fur????
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 11:25:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 11:27:03 PM EDT by edb66]
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Fred and Shaggy were queer, and Scooby took care of the rest.


I'm thinking Fred was gay, Shaggy was a stoner and Scooby was doing Velma and Daphne.


Or maybe Velma and Daphne were a couple with Shaggy, Scooby and Fred forming the bizarre love triangle.

Any way you divvy it up, I'll bet there's porn of it.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 11:37:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Fred and Shaggy were queer, and Scooby took care of the rest.


I'm thinking Fred was gay, Shaggy was a stoner and Scooby was doing Velma and Daphne.


Or maybe Velma and Daphne were a couple with Shaggy, Scooby and Fred forming the bizarre love triangle.

Any way you divvy it up, I'll bet there's porn of it.


Rule 34... <.<
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 11:55:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Fred and Shaggy were queer, and Scooby took care of the rest.


I'm thinking Fred was gay, Shaggy was a stoner and Scooby was doing Velma and Daphne.


Or maybe Velma and Daphne were a couple with Shaggy, Scooby and Fred forming the bizarre love triangle.

Any way you divvy it up, I'll bet there's porn of it.


Rule 34... <.<


Question is; is it cartoon porn or live action?
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 11:59:50 PM EDT


Well, based on the internet cartoons that I've seen...

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 12:01:11 AM EDT
Umm Velma was obviously banging Daphne (and it was Velma doing the banging) much to Freds dismay. Shaggy was to stoned to notice this, and Scooby was q dog.


That's all very obvious.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 12:54:23 AM EDT


For 35 years I thought her name was Thelma.

I am sure that Great Dane was better hung than that hippie doofus or the neckerchief wearing douchebag. I would say they both got nothing and were very frustrated.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 12:56:30 AM EDT
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 12:57:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?


yes

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:02:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?


GD much?




HKO
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:22:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hardridincwby28:
or was Shaggy banging Daphne and Fred banging Velma?

Watching the Scooby Doo show years ago, I often pondered this question.

You know the had to be doing some freaky shit traveling around in that hippie van they called the "Mystery Machine".


Dude. Fred was nailing both of them.

Daphne was the good girl who only let him stick it in her ass, missionary style. And Velma was the geek who'd take any dick she could get, so consequently she did whatever she had too.

Shaggy was too fucking stoned to get hard, or give a shit about pussy. He thought the fucking dog was talking to him.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:23:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HKOVERKILL:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?


GD much?




HKO

Yes, I like to be a moral compass when I can.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:26:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Assault-Rifle-City:
Originally Posted By hardridincwby28:
or was Shaggy banging Daphne and Fred banging Velma?

Watching the Scooby Doo show years ago, I often pondered this question.

You know the had to be doing some freaky shit traveling around in that hippie van they called the "Mystery Machine".


Dude. Fred was nailing both of them.

Daphne was the good girl who only let him stick it in her ass, missionary style. And Velma was the geek who'd take any dick she could get, so consequently she did whatever she had too.

Shaggy was too fucking stoned to get hard, or give a shit about pussy. He thought the fucking dog was talking to him.



Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:29:37 AM EDT
Fred? FRED? FRED FLINTSTONE?

Well, whoever it was, I hope it was "with both them looking out in the same direction".

Don't want to think of the torture of one of them having to look up into that face.
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("...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids."––the villain, (w,stte), "Scooby Doo, Where are you?")
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:30:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?


Shouldn't you be more concerned about the zoning violations of the abandoned amusement parks and how OSHA would view the obvious safety violations intrinsic to a haunted mine?

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:31:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By HKOVERKILL:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?


GD much?




HKO

Yes, I like to be a moral compass when I can.


I believe your needle is stuck.

I won't say where it's stuck though.



Link Posted: 1/6/2012 2:32:31 AM EDT
I'm sure that Scooby was clean-up dog after whoever was involved finished.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 2:32:56 AM EDT
I think the Scooby Doo scene with Jay & Silent Bob pretty much nailed it.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 2:37:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?


Yep, it's still you.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 2:37:21 AM EDT
I don't know/care, but Daphne can get this dick any day of the week.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 2:37:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By HKOVERKILL:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?


GD much?




HKO

Yes, I like to be a moral compass when I can.



that's like putting lipstick on a pig
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 2:39:48 AM EDT
This thread is hard to masturbate to without pics of the ladies
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 2:40:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EXPcustom:

Originally Posted By HKOVERKILL:

Originally Posted By EXPcustom:
Not to be a Negative Nancy but...

This is a children's cartoon gentlemen is this really an appropriate discussion?


GD much?




HKO

Yes, I like to be a moral compass when I can.


That veil you're wearing, we all see through it!
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 3:01:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
I'm sure that Scooby was clean-up dog after whoever was involved finished.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 3:02:42 AM EDT
Just throwing this out there...

Bobbi Starr and Bree Olson might have settled this already. Google might lead you to the answer.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 3:19:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
This thread is hard to masturbate to without pics of the ladies


You really want me to go there, do you?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 3:22:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Fred and Shaggy were queer, and Scooby took care of the rest.


I'm thinking Fred was gay, Shaggy was a stoner and Scooby was doing Velma and Daphne.


Or maybe Velma and Daphne were a couple with Shaggy, Scooby and Fred forming the bizarre love triangle.

Any way you divvy it up, I'll bet there's porn of it.


Rule 34... <.<


Question is; is it cartoon porn or live action?


Live action.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 3:24:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 10:20:16 AM EDT by VA-gunnut]
Edited...VA-gunnut


Link Posted: 1/6/2012 3:24:44 AM EDT
I'm ashamed at the time I've spent considering this..
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 3:34:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Assault-Rifle-City:
Originally Posted By hardridincwby28:
or was Shaggy banging Daphne and Fred banging Velma?

Watching the Scooby Doo show years ago, I often pondered this question.

You know the had to be doing some freaky shit traveling around in that hippie van they called the "Mystery Machine".


Dude. Fred was nailing both of them.

Daphne was the good girl who only let him stick it in her ass, missionary style. And Velma was the geek who'd take any dick she could get, so consequently she did whatever she had too.

Shaggy was too fucking stoned to get hard, or give a shit about pussy. He thought the fucking dog was talking to him.





This is it!


Link Posted: 1/6/2012 3:50:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 3:51:14 AM EDT by Johnny_Reno]

Fred wore an ascot. Totally ghey.

Daphne was looking for a sugar daddy, but was getting blocked at every turn by those meddling kids.

Velma was a secret dominatrix on the weekends at a local S&M club. She made thousands from local businessmen.

Shaggy, as noted before, was a stoner. He eventually started pimping out Scooby to feed a meth addiction.

The Mystery Machine is up on blocks in the back of a trailer park in North Carolina. Local kids use it for playing covert spin-the-bottle.



100% true.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:05:22 AM EDT
Looks at 1 of my fan fiction sites omfg Scooby porn OMG my eyes.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:09:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 10:20:41 AM EDT by VA-gunnut]
Originally Posted By Tannim:

Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Fred and Shaggy were queer, and Scooby took care of the rest.


I'm thinking Fred was gay, Shaggy was a stoner and Scooby was doing Velma and Daphne.


Or maybe Velma and Daphne were a couple with Shaggy, Scooby and Fred forming the bizarre love triangle.

Any way you divvy it up, I'll bet there's porn of it.


Rule 34... <.<
Edited...VA-gunnut


Ummmmm, yes, I've seen something like that, too on the Net.....but didn't want to go that direction.
_________________________________________________________________
("Do you go all the way?"––Guido Falcone, from Italy, trying to ask Rosie Jones if her trip on the train is all the way to CA, (w,stte), "Mr. Billion")
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:11:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
This thread is hard to masturbate to without pics of the ladies


This make it easier for you?



Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:11:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LDL7071:
Just throwing this out there...

Bobbi Starr and Bree Olson might have settled this already. Google might lead you to the answer.


I came here to post this.
"Jinkees!"

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:17:44 AM EDT


For the first time in my ARFcom life, I agree with EXPCustom. These kids were just out having an adventure, they were from the early '70's when most non-hippie kids realized there is more to life than sex and drugs, unlike today's kids.


Innocence: How does it work?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:18:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 4:21:08 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
They even got Frank Welker and Casey Kasem back for it.


Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:20:06 AM EDT
I've always thought the ONLY real person on the show was Shaggy. He's just sitting there in a room on a head full of acid, thinking he has this dog that talks to him and hunts ghosts with friends in a van called the mystery machine.

It's all one big acid trip in shaggys mind
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:28:21 AM EDT
The new ones on cartoon network have fred dating daphne and shaggy secretly dating velma.
velma is jealous of scooby.


it is lame

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:43:46 AM EDT
They cut a scene from the live action movie where the stoner went to one of the girls' hotel doors, knocks, asks if he can come in and then enters once invited. It was dropped because he was holding his toothbrush and the raters said that implied he was sleeping in her room.

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 4:52:41 AM EDT
Zoiks!!! Thats all.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:25:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 10:21:00 AM EDT by VA-gunnut]

Originally Posted By Tannim:Edited...VA-gunnut
I'm pretty sure that the one playing Daphne is Jada Stevens.
She of the plentiful booty and hips.

How sad does it make me, that I can recognise her that easily?

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:45:32 AM EDT
there's a porno that answers all your questions.
really.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:58:19 AM EDT
Fred was the Fluffer and Clean up Boi
Scooby was Hung Like a Georgia Mule
i am going to get the Porn video , watch it and eat Cheetos . The wife will come home and ask why are you naked and your dick orange
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:16:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By futuremodal:


For the first time in my ARFcom life, I agree with EXPCustom. These kids were just out having an adventure, they were from the early '70's when most non-hippie kids realized there is more to life than sex and drugs, unlike today's kids.


Innocence: How does it work?


Yeah. Teenage - young 20's aged kids only started fucking in last 10-15 years.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:19:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Assault-Rifle-City:
Originally Posted By hardridincwby28:
or was Shaggy banging Daphne and Fred banging Velma?

Watching the Scooby Doo show years ago, I often pondered this question.

You know the had to be doing some freaky shit traveling around in that hippie van they called the "Mystery Machine".


Dude. Fred was nailing both of them.

Daphne was the good girl who only let him stick it in her ass, missionary style. And Velma was the geek who'd take any dick she could get, so consequently she did whatever she had too.

Shaggy was too fucking stoned to get hard, or give a shit about pussy. He thought the fucking dog was talking to him.




that is some funny shit right there
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:49:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:00:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By Black-Tiger:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Fred and Shaggy were queer, and Scooby took care of the rest.


I'm thinking Fred was gay, Shaggy was a stoner and Scooby was doing Velma and Daphne.


Or maybe Velma and Daphne were a couple with Shaggy, Scooby and Fred forming the bizarre love triangle.

Any way you divvy it up, I'll bet there's porn of it.


Rule 34... <.<


Question is; is it cartoon porn or live action?


I've come across both...
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