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Posted: 2/8/2002 5:56:44 PM EDT
No. Just about any of Stallone's other films are worse. We could hypothesize the worst movie of all time. The cast would include Sylvester Stallone, Keanu Reeves, and Tom Cruise. The plot would be the three of them play Hare Krishna hit men sent to Australia by the New York mob to take out Crocodile Dundee. Paul Hogan would make a cameo appearance, as would Linda Kozlowski's ass. Actually, delete Linda Kozlowski from the script. She adds too much intrinsic interest to the plot.
Link Posted: 2/8/2002 6:03:25 PM EDT
For an opposite point of view see here: http://www.crappybobandnicbig.com/canforums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=762
Link Posted: 2/8/2002 6:48:51 PM EDT
As bad as COBRA was I've seen worse...Like "Billy the Kid Meets Frankenstein", or my all time favorite "Knives of the Avenger" starring Cameron Mitchell. Read this little Scandinavian effort as a gunfighter movie, only he's a Viking armed with an inexhaustible supply of knives. Trying to name the BEST movie makes for an interesting debate. Naming the WORST movie is an impossible task...there are SO MANY candidates.
Link Posted: 2/8/2002 7:02:47 PM EDT
on the grand scale of movies: WAY closer to worst than compared to the best. on the grand scale of Sly Stallone movies: closer to the top. Certainly better than "Over The Top".
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Link Posted: 2/8/2002 7:16:26 PM EDT
No, No, No!!! The WORST movie ever made is .... "Plan 9 from Outer Space". It's so bad, it's good. Vulcan94
Link Posted: 2/8/2002 7:22:07 PM EDT
My vote is Plan 9 too, the WORST.
Link Posted: 2/8/2002 7:27:31 PM EDT
Although, "The Crawling Eye" does come in a close second. [whacko] Vulcan94
Link Posted: 2/8/2002 9:00:15 PM EDT
"Kentucky Fried Movie" "My Private Idaho"
Link Posted: 2/8/2002 9:07:11 PM EDT
yes,.....the movie COBRA was ABSOLUTELY not worth destroying that old Merc Sly was driving.
Link Posted: 2/8/2002 9:07:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Only_Hits_Count: "Kentucky Fried Movie"
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whoah! you mean [b]BREAST[/b] movie, right?
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 2:09:08 AM EDT
You must admit, "Tango and Cash" is right up there. Er, down there. Sly is a millionaire who's a cop for fun in his spare time. He wears Armani suits on the job. Downhill from there.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 2:25:35 AM EDT
"Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" gets my vote as all-time worst Stallone movie.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:43:59 AM EDT
It's a shame that more people don't see the real genius that was "COBRA". The movie COBRA was perfection, and finding any fault with COBRA is only admitting your own imperfections. When I go to a movie I want a couple of things. 1. I want to see some guns 2. I want the good guy to win. 3. I don't want to worry about reality whilst watching the movie. COBRA has satisfied all three of these perfectly. The one liners are great, and I never worried that COBRA was going to get his ass kicked, nor did I worry that he wasn't going to shoot every bad guy on the screen. I know some of you like to act smart and break movies down and look at acting, script, directing and all that crap. But it's really not so hard. If I think the movie is the best movie ever made. It is.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 7:57:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By raven: "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" gets my vote as all-time worst Stallone movie.
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Ohhhh! I forgot about that tragedy. Yes that sucked. -3 on a scale of "1 - 10". Then there was the Schwarzenegger knockoff, "Kindergarden Cop". Even more shitty.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 8:02:26 AM EDT
I gotta go with "The Way We Were" for all time worst.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 8:31:34 AM EDT
Hey Crappy: Lets get some guys together and bang axes some time. Give me a break. I rented that movie and it's the last time I'm taking a reccomendation from you. Jeez what was i thinking?
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 8:53:29 AM EDT
Hands f'in down........Blair Witch Project. I should sue those bastards to get that wasted 90 minutes of my life back.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 8:56:52 AM EDT
Eyes Wide Shut pops to mind.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 10:19:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Ghettoblaster: Hands f'in down........Blair Witch Project. I should sue those bastards to get that wasted 90 minutes of my life back.
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I second Ghettoblaster's nomination. Class action?
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 10:58:06 AM EDT
I have to say, most of Sly's movies rank near the bottom. [i]Get Carter[/i] blew a pretty fat one! Although, [i]Cobra[/i] was pretty bad too!
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 11:04:55 AM EDT
Two Words- JUDGE DREAD
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:10:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Crappybob: When I go to a movie I want a couple of things. 2. I want the good guy to win.
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Since when is a draft dodging, Clinton loving, gun hating, asshole (Stallone) the good guy?
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:31:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Arc_Angel: [i]Get Carter[/i] blew a pretty fat one!
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[i]You saw that?[/i] To this day, I haven't met a single person who's seen that movie. What about 'Driven'? Stallone was in it, so it had to suck, but the cars and Gena Gershon(sp) would've gotten me through it. Anybody see it?
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 4:48:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Green_Furniture: Eyes Wide Shut pops to mind.
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Butt it did feature Nicole's ass.
Link Posted: 2/9/2002 6:00:12 PM EDT
Stallone has made a bunch of lousy movies. In fact I think other than the original Rocky and Rambo movies all of his movies have been garbage. Anyone remember Paradise Alley or Rhinestone Cowboy?
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