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Posted: 8/9/2001 11:19:11 AM EDT
Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones > --------------------------------------- > > > Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men > > should take a look at their beer consumption, considering > the results of a recent analysis that revealed the > presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that > drinking beer makes men turn into women. > > To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer > each. > It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, > talked excessively without making sense, became overly > emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, > argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. > > No further testing is planned.
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:22:13 AM EDT
Did they test wine? I know a lot of women who just whine all day.
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:24:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2001 11:20:48 AM EDT by ECS]
The only difference I can see is that with men the beer turns into a budda-belly. With women it goes to their hips.
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:40:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:46:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 11:57:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By raf: Given the source of the study, Health Canada, I presume the beer in question is Canadian beer. Perhaps this helps explain the loss of firearms rights of our friends to the North. [;)]
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yes [=(]
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 12:10:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 12:16:57 PM EDT
That would explain a few of the posts I made last night. A few more beers and I would've woke up with man boobs. I better check my E-mail to make sure I didn't make any drunken, internet purchases.
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 12:18:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 12:24:48 PM EDT
Well that's it!I guess I'll be a woman by night fall!
Link Posted: 8/9/2001 1:37:50 PM EDT
Now I know why they took all their guns. The beer loving canadians would shoot the brewmasters for inserting female hormones into beer. Brew your own!
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