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Posted: 12/13/2013 9:46:20 AM EST
Stabbing your balls with porcupine spines. What is this hell?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:48:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 9:50:18 AM EST by Engineer5]
My mom did it to my dad. My wife does it to me. It's ingrained in their DNA.

My dad would load me and my sister in the car. Then he'd start honking the horn. Still didn't work but it was funny as hell.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:48:58 AM EST
It's a control thing. Look, I can make him wait. Fuck all that.

Women, am I right?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:49:26 AM EST
Not mine, I'm always early.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:49:55 AM EST
Watch out, some badass might jump over a balcony over that shit. Oh wait . . .
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:50:41 AM EST
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Many men seem to have a very strong sense of "Being on time is showing basic respect" as a built in rule.

I know when I just do "men" things if anyone is even a few minutes late to our originally agreed upon time, they feel bad and state an apology. If I'm late, I will swear to myself a couple times as I think about it in traffic until I'm there.

Women don't seem to have this as part of their personalities, and I try and adjust, but it is annoying.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:52:33 AM EST
Well what the hell,they gotta get ready..to..ya know..do whatever it is.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:53:16 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ED_P:
Many men seem to have a very strong sense of "Being on time is showing basic respect" a built in rule.

I know when I just do "men" things if anyone is even a few minutes late to our originally agreed upon time, they feel bad and state an apology. If I'm late, I will swear to myself a couple times as I think about it in traffic until I'm there.

Women don't seem to have this as part of their personalities, and I try and adjust, but it is annoying.

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Ding Ding...we have a winner
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:53:29 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Glockgirl26:
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I'm always "on the dot".

Speaking of...where's our thread about how men are so GREAT at shooting but can't hit the water in the toilet rather than the seat?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:55:12 AM EST
"Sometimes the waiting is worth it.

Take care and get a woman worth waiting for."

-Joe Starrett
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:55:38 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TwistedSister:


I'm always "on the dot".

Speaking of...where's our thread about how men are so GREAT at shooting but can't hit the water in the toilet rather than the seat?
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Originally Posted By TwistedSister:
Originally Posted By Glockgirl26:
Not mine, I'm always early.


I'm always "on the dot".

Speaking of...where's our thread about how men are so GREAT at shooting but can't hit the water in the toilet rather than the seat?



How true! What a good question!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:59:13 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TwistedSister:


I'm always "on the dot".

Speaking of...where's our thread about how men are so GREAT at shooting but can't hit the water in the toilet rather than the seat?
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Originally Posted By TwistedSister:
Originally Posted By Glockgirl26:
Not mine, I'm always early.


I'm always "on the dot".

Speaking of...where's our thread about how men are so GREAT at shooting but can't hit the water in the toilet rather than the seat?


Why the fuck do you think I piss in the bathtub instead. Life is easier when you can move the goalpost
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:05:39 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Shane333:
"Sometimes the waiting is worth it.

Take care and get a woman worth waiting for."

-Joe Starrett
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Damnit man,you have to get tired of saying all the right shit all the time.You need a bit of volatility to you,I tell you what..I'll meet you in Vegas tomorrow,we'll rip it up.What do you say?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:07:45 AM EST
We piss on the seat just to piss you off

Another good one is wait until the lights go out and take a piss, then leave the seat up, then wait to be woke up by the ass splash in the middle of the night
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:07:46 AM EST
I have no idea why it's true, nor do I care to speculate.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:11:17 AM EST
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It's all about choices.
I have uniforms for work, t-shirts and jeans for regular shit and a few button up shirts and slacks. I own 4 pairs of shoes.
Now the sammich maker has a walk in closet full of shit to choose from, all of which has to match and 147 pairs of shoes (no really)
Basic rule is the more options you have to choose from, the longer it takes to decide.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:12:09 AM EST
My wife, when we decide to go somewhere, is ready and out the door just as fast as me.

She also hates shopping and likes football.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:15:09 AM EST
My woman is going to be 30' late to her own funeral.....

I love here more than life-- but the only time I've ever seen her ready to leave early was a miserable vacation in the Caribbean--other than that--tardy girl.....
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:15:24 AM EST
That is why God created beer.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:18:05 AM EST
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Originally Posted By bluetick357:

Damnit man,you have to get tired of saying all the right shit all the time.You need a bit of volatility to you,I tell you what..I'll meet you in Vegas tomorrow,we'll rip it up.What do you say?
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Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
"Sometimes the waiting is worth it.

Take care and get a woman worth waiting for."

-Joe Starrett

Damnit man,you have to get tired of saying all the right shit all the time.You need a bit of volatility to you,I tell you what..I'll meet you in Vegas tomorrow,we'll rip it up.What do you say?


It's my father's good example and influence on me.

Can't go to Vegas tomorrow. We're hosting a little Christmas party with the neighbors at my house.

I wouldn't know what to do in Vegas anyway. Just doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather make hot, steamy love to my beautiful wife.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:19:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Alex_F:
My wife, when we decide to go somewhere, is ready and out the door just as fast as me.

She also hates shopping and likes football.
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You married a man?
Without pics it's hard to tell.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:22:23 AM EST
Didn't they write a song about this???

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:22:30 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Shane333:


It's my father's good example and influence on me.

Can't go to Vegas tomorrow. We're hosting a little Christmas party with the neighbors at my house.

I wouldn't know what to do in Vegas anyway. Just doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather make hot, steamy love to my beautiful wife.
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Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
"Sometimes the waiting is worth it.

Take care and get a woman worth waiting for."

-Joe Starrett

Damnit man,you have to get tired of saying all the right shit all the time.You need a bit of volatility to you,I tell you what..I'll meet you in Vegas tomorrow,we'll rip it up.What do you say?


It's my father's good example and influence on me.

Can't go to Vegas tomorrow. We're hosting a little Christmas party with the neighbors at my house.

I wouldn't know what to do in Vegas anyway. Just doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather make hot, steamy love to my beautiful wife.

I was just pulling your chain.You seem like a very righteous guy.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:22:43 AM EST
opposite in my house. my wfie ALWAYS waits on me. but it's b/c i'm ADD and get distracted real easy. here's how it goes:

WIFE: "we need to leave in 2 minutes"
ME: "ok" *****thinks to self, i probably have time to field strip my AR, remington 700 and SKS and do a thorough cleaning in those 2 mins*****


she hates it, but i hate all of the stupid shows she watches, so we're even.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:25:13 AM EST
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Originally Posted By bluetick357:

I was just pulling your chain.You seem like a very righteous guy.
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Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
"Sometimes the waiting is worth it.

Take care and get a woman worth waiting for."

-Joe Starrett

Damnit man,you have to get tired of saying all the right shit all the time.You need a bit of volatility to you,I tell you what..I'll meet you in Vegas tomorrow,we'll rip it up.What do you say?


It's my father's good example and influence on me.

Can't go to Vegas tomorrow. We're hosting a little Christmas party with the neighbors at my house.

I wouldn't know what to do in Vegas anyway. Just doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather make hot, steamy love to my beautiful wife.

I was just pulling your chain.You seem like a very righteous guy.


Thanks, Sir. Though anyone on the site long enough can tell you that every once in a while I have a bad day or screw up like anyone else.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:29:47 AM EST
When I'm doing something that involves my husband, I make it a point to be five minutes late. It's kinda contrary to my nature, but that man is my beating heart, his happiness is my life, and I know nothing, absolutely nothing, makes men happier than bitching about women.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:31:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
When I'm doing something that involves my husband, I make it a point to be five minutes late. It's kinda contrary to my nature, but that man is my beating heart, his happiness is my life, and I know nothing, absolutely nothing, makes men happier than bitching about women.
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:32:04 AM EST
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Jk, what I like to do is drive a couple blocks away and park. Shitstorm ensues, but at least I get to tell her to wait 20 mins while I turn around.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:33:44 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Shane333:


Thanks, Sir. Though anyone on the site long enough can tell you that every once in a while I have a bad day or screw up like anyone else.
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Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
Originally Posted By Shane333:
"Sometimes the waiting is worth it.

Take care and get a woman worth waiting for."

-Joe Starrett

Damnit man,you have to get tired of saying all the right shit all the time.You need a bit of volatility to you,I tell you what..I'll meet you in Vegas tomorrow,we'll rip it up.What do you say?


It's my father's good example and influence on me.

Can't go to Vegas tomorrow. We're hosting a little Christmas party with the neighbors at my house.

I wouldn't know what to do in Vegas anyway. Just doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather make hot, steamy love to my beautiful wife.

I was just pulling your chain.You seem like a very righteous guy.


Thanks, Sir. Though anyone on the site long enough can tell you that every once in a while I have a bad day or screw up like anyone else.

It happens to the best of us.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:35:52 AM EST
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Quills dude... Porcupine Quills!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:46:26 AM EST
Now I'm at the mall. Another fresh hell. All for directors suite seats for the hobbit and drunken car sex.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:07:38 PM EST
My wife and I could be headed home and she all of a sudden says hey we need to stop at the store for milk..ok I will just stay in the truck then...45 minutes later she comes out pushing a cart of shit, drives me nuts.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:09:37 PM EST
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:16:03 PM EST
Usually when I'm late it's because I had to get myself and 3 other people ready to go.

I admit it would be nice to be a man and go from mowing the lawn to out-to-eat ready in 15 minutes.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:20:12 PM EST
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Usually when I'm late it's because I had to get myself and 3 other people ready to go.

I admit it would be nice to be a man and go from mowing the lawn to out-to-eat ready in 15 minutes.
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On a totally unrelated note, I like your Holiday modified avatar. Nice twist.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:20:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TwistedSister:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
When I'm doing something that involves my husband, I make it a point to be five minutes late. It's kinda contrary to my nature, but that man is my beating heart, his happiness is my life, and I know nothing, absolutely nothing, makes men happier than bitching about women.





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Originally Posted By ED_P:


On a totally unrelated note, I like your Holiday modified emoticon. Nice twist.
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Originally Posted By ED_P:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Usually when I'm late it's because I had to get myself and 3 other people ready to go.

I admit it would be nice to be a man and go from mowing the lawn to out-to-eat ready in 15 minutes.


On a totally unrelated note, I like your Holiday modified emoticon. Nice twist.



Thanks! Daytona's running a thread in team where he's giving avatars some holiday cheer. He's been working hard!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:38:54 PM EST
I call my S/O "20 minutes", she will ask if I am ready to go and tell her yes so I go out into the car and 20 minutes later she is coming out so we can go.

Its annoying as fuck and is very disrespectful to the peoples house we are going to, I cannot stand being late anywhere and even showing up on time makes me feel like I'm late.

She asked Why we never go to the movies and gets mad when I remind her that every time we have gone we were late and missed part of it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:40:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TwistedSister:


I'm always "on the dot".

Speaking of...where's our thread about how men are so GREAT at shooting but can't hit the water in the toilet rather than the seat?
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Originally Posted By TwistedSister:
Originally Posted By Glockgirl26:
Not mine, I'm always early.


I'm always "on the dot".

Speaking of...where's our thread about how men are so GREAT at shooting but can't hit the water in the toilet rather than the seat?


I'd side with you on the water rather than seat, but when I go, it literally just picks a random direction. Hell, sometimes it just goes directly back at me and all over my hand.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:43:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TwistedSister:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
When I'm doing something that involves my husband, I make it a point to be five minutes late. It's kinda contrary to my nature, but that man is my beating heart, his happiness is my life, and I know nothing, absolutely nothing, makes men happier than bitching about women.



I'm a bad influence on you two.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:45:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Credge:
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I've already seen The Hobbit, but I've never heard of the other one. When did it come out?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 12:47:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By PlaneJane:

I'm a bad influence on you two.
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Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By TwistedSister:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
When I'm doing something that involves my husband, I make it a point to be five minutes late. It's kinda contrary to my nature, but that man is my beating heart, his happiness is my life, and I know nothing, absolutely nothing, makes men happier than bitching about women.



I'm a bad influence on you two.



Nah. You just have a fresh perspective that always strips everything down to the bare bones truth.

I DO think it's exceedingly rude to be late to appointments and I'm really anal about that. If we're *late* to anything because of me, it's usually just heading out to eat somewhere with ourselves being the only ones who are *put out*.

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Originally Posted By jakoury256:

It's all about choices.
I have uniforms for work, t-shirts and jeans for regular shit and a few button up shirts and slacks. I own 4 pairs of shoes.
Now the sammich maker has a walk in closet full of shit to choose from, all of which has to match and 147 pairs of shoes (no really)
Basic rule is the more options you have to choose from, the longer it takes to decide.
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Originally Posted By jakoury256:
Originally Posted By retgarr:
I have no idea why it's true, nor do I care to speculate.

It's all about choices.
I have uniforms for work, t-shirts and jeans for regular shit and a few button up shirts and slacks. I own 4 pairs of shoes.
Now the sammich maker has a walk in closet full of shit to choose from, all of which has to match and 147 pairs of shoes (no really)
Basic rule is the more options you have to choose from, the longer it takes to decide.



Anyone else remember the SBC/Yahoo commercial with Clapton's Wonderful Tonight as the music?
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