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Posted: 1/11/2005 11:11:47 AM EDT
rain, snow, Earthquakes, mudslides, Tsunami's...  All we need now is a four mile wide Asteroid!

God Hates Man and we all have ring side seats!  
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:13:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:14:04 AM EDT
and the hubbub in the AZ forum
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:14:15 AM EDT
My wife commented that the nightly news looks like an early scene from all those apocalyptic movies which show weird disasters happening all over the globe.  

Have we loaded the wild and crazy oil well workers and a suicase nuke on a Space Shuttle yet?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:14:22 AM EDT
I know...this is weird...last year we didn't have any rain or earthquakes, or storms of any sort.  I guess last year God loved us and now that Bush is back in office He is pissed again!

Clearly this shows that God is a liberal

SGatr125
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:14:30 AM EDT
Dogs and cats living together...



MASS HYSTERIA!
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:16:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I know...this is weird...last year we didn't have any rain or earthquakes, or storms of any sort.  I guess last year God loved us and now that Bush is back in office He is pissed again!

Clearly this shows that God is a liberal

SGatr125



Naaa, God hates liberals!!! Liberals want to take his name out of the Pledge and everything else!!!
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:34:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:35:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 11:36:02 AM EDT by cyanide]
You ever hear of the four horsemen ................. well the last one has arrived...



And upon him sat death...
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:37:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 11:37:17 AM EDT by peekay]
5.56 or 7.62 vs the Four Horsemen?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:38:06 AM EDT
Repent and accept Jesus Christ as your savior.

And what is going on: Nothing Business as Usual.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:38:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cyanide:
You ever hear of the four horsemen ................. well the last one has arrived...



And upon him sat death...



Cyanide...  You mean these guys?

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:38:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cyanide:
You ever hear of the four horsemen ................. well the last one has arrived...



And upon him sat death...



That mean you're leaving us?

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:39:27 AM EDT
You guys think THIS is bad? Lightweights!

Good thing you guys weren't around for WWII (neither was I, of course)- what would you do if a tornado hit while the war was going on?

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:39:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cyanide:
You ever hear of the four horsemen ................. well the last one has arrived...



And upon him sat death...



and Hell followed with him
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:41:53 AM EDT
No meant these guys

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:41:56 AM EDT
global warming?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:42:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I know...this is weird...last year we didn't have any rain or earthquakes, or storms of any sort.  I guess last year God loved us and now that Bush is back in office He is pissed again!

Clearly this shows that God is a liberal

SGatr125



Tell that to all the people in Florida that ducked and covered for 4 huricans.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:46:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/11/2005 11:46:53 AM EDT by No_Serfing]
You've been watching the news?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:47:57 AM EDT
farmers almanac said the wettest year in 92 years.

well, so far it has been right...
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:48:36 AM EDT
It's the Liberal God's punishment for the AWB Ban sunsetting…
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:50:32 AM EDT
It's all the Internet's fault.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:54:29 AM EDT
It's Bush's fault!
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:55:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By No_Serfing:
You've been watching the news?



How'd you guess?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 11:56:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
It's all the Internet's fault.


You may be on to something.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 12:01:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
It's all the Internet's fault.



Didn't Gore invent teh internet?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 12:01:42 PM EDT
Its the Repuplicans fault for rigging the electronic voting machines and not supporting kerrykommy and the UN.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 12:12:48 PM EDT
....Dogs and cats living together!
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 12:21:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raf:
don't forget the cicadas last year...


Cicada's are cyclical, get ready for another wave in 7 or 14 years depending on the weather. We got covered by them a couple of years ago, though my martins took care of them. It was fun to throw them in the air and see if the cicadas hit the ground.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 12:22:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
Dogs and cats living together...

www.gafundraising.com/prodimages/BBUDDYCALENDAR.JPG

MASS HYSTERIA!



"tell 'em about the twinkie"

damn I love ghostbusters
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 12:27:11 PM EDT
Yes, the history shows us that none of these things has ever happened before...

The information age is interesting.  The best thing Ann Coulter ever said is that 'For many History began 10 minutes ago!"  Don't confuse the frequency of being informed of these events with the frequency of them occuring.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 12:53:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
Yes, the history shows us that none of these things has ever happened before...

The information age is interesting.  The best thing Ann Coulter ever said is that 'For many History began 10 minutes ago!"  Don't confuse the frequency of being informed of these events with the frequency of them occuring.



Ahhh dude, sorry for pointing out the obvious, but this thread is supposed to be kinda funny.  
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:47:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By quijanos:

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
It's all the Internet's fault.



Didn't Gore invent teh internet?



Well the Internet was Gov only till it went on to a higher Internet,and decided to just give up the old Internet to the little people(easier to keep track of them)!!


Bob
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:50:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Repent and accept Jesus Christ as your savior.

And what is going on: Nothing Business as Usual.



Hit nail right on head.....
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:51:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By peekay:
5.56 or 7.62 vs the Four Horsemen?

.30-06

Old Reliable
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 6:53:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By doorgunner84:
rain, snow, Earthquakes, mudslides, Tsunami's...  All we need now is a four mile wide Asteroid!

God Hates Man and we all have ring side seats!  



It's all janet jacksons fault
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:21:41 PM EDT
Sorry guys, I've been in my shelter the last 4 years since 1999!! I've been hiding out cause of the Y2K thing. So here it is, 2005 huh? Did I miss anything? Is Friends still on the air?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:29:35 PM EDT
T E O T W A W K I

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 7:33:43 PM EDT
Don't worry "THE END"  is at least 7 years away
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 8:14:42 PM EDT
Wait until the island of LaPalma breaks apart, and the Yellowstone Caldera erupts.  THAT is when we will REALLY see the SHTF.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 8:17:40 PM EDT
So its ending?

I dont feel concerned right now myself.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 8:24:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By doorgunner84:
rain, snow, Earthquakes, mudslides, Tsunami's...  All we need now is a four mile wide Asteroid!

God Hates Man and we all have ring side seats!  




Don't forget 4 major hurricanes in Florida. The EU sure didn't want to come over here and help us out. Come to think of it, if they had, I would have been suspicious and loaded a few more AK74 mags to take care of them and possible looters (enemies foreign and domestic, right?).
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 8:33:15 PM EDT
we are all gonna die!!                    sooooooon
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 8:40:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
Dogs and cats living together...

www.gafundraising.com/prodimages/BBUDDYCALENDAR.JPG

MASS HYSTERIA!



I always loved that line!

Link Posted: 1/11/2005 8:52:09 PM EDT
Let's not forget big friggin rocks...



CW
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 9:01:47 PM EDT
Next we need locust,  and when Bush and Clinton start getting friendly then you know the end must be near.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 9:09:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 9:13:37 PM EDT
Are you sure it doesn't have something to do with the banning of talk about anal sex and photography on this forum?

Maybe God liked reading about that.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 9:16:34 PM EDT
God can see what you all are doing to yourselves under the sheets.
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 9:20:46 PM EDT
our lives are merely an instant of an infinite timeframe of the universe.  the earth has been around for millions of years, yet humans ony in the 10s of thousands of years.  99% of any species that has ever existed on this earth no longer exists.  does that put things into perspective for anyone?
Link Posted: 1/11/2005 9:30:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Big-Will:
God can see what you all are doing to yourselves under the sheets.



Who needs sheets? I live on the third floor. I just open a window and let it all out, then blame it on the birds.

Hmm. That was probably too informative.


Originally Posted By niceguymr:
our lives are merely an instant of an infinite timeframe of the universe.  the earth has been around for millions of years, yet humans ony in the 10s of thousands of years.  99% of any species that has ever existed on this earth no longer exists.  does that put things into perspective for anyone?



Only if you're a godless commie bastard.
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