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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 2/24/2006 10:21:49 AM EDT
bizarre incident in McKeesport overnight involving a microwave and what is believed to be a body part is under investigation.





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UPDATE: Police: Microwaved Male Body Part A Hoax

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Police said a man walked into the Giant Eagle Get-Go along Lyle Boulevard Thursday night and asked a clerk if he could use a store microwave oven to warm up an item he had wrapped in a paper towel.

The clerk put the item in the oven and turned it on, but police said when she handed the item back to him she saw a severed penis fall out of the paper towel.

Allegheny County homicide detectives have been called in to investigate.

Police said the man grabbed the item and ran out of the store after first going into a restroom.




Police said they found a piece of gauze with blood on it.

At this point, police said they haven't confirmed what the item is, but they also don't believe that the report was a hoax.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:40:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:00:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 5:02:08 PM EDT by P806]

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
You know if you don't poke holes in those things before you nuke em they will explode.



Hmmmm, experienced in dick warming I see. You a Frisco po po?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 8:04:18 AM EDT
Did he ask for a hot dog bun also?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:12:03 AM EDT
This is just WRONG
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:09:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RatSass:
This is just WRONG



But FUNNY!!!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 1:26:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:11:36 PM EDT
Sounds like a scizo that lopped his own wang off and thought he could preserve it by keeping it warm. He was trying to reattatch it.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 9:30:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheLibertarianMind:
Sounds like a scizo that lopped his own wang off and thought he could preserve it by keeping it warm. He was trying to reattatch it.



+1

Good Grief
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 11:37:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheLibertarianMind:
Sounds like a scizo that lopped his own wang off and thought he could preserve it by keeping it warm. He was trying to reattatch it.



Actually a failed attempt at cheating on a drug test.

BF is driving GF to work. GF know she has to take a piss test that night and will be hot. They hatch a plot to take a "realistic" dildo and somehow fill it with his clean urine. He was smart enough to realize that it couldnt be cold when she produced the urine, so he was going in to warm up the urine in the microwave before dropping her off at work. One thing led to another and he dropped the wang.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 10:57:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uafgrad:

Originally Posted By TheLibertarianMind:
Sounds like a scizo that lopped his own wang off and thought he could preserve it by keeping it warm. He was trying to reattatch it.



Actually a failed attempt at cheating on a drug test.

BF is driving GF to work. GF know she has to take a piss test that night and will be hot. They hatch a plot to take a "realistic" dildo and somehow fill it with his clean urine. He was smart enough to realize that it couldnt be cold when she produced the urine, so he was going in to warm up the urine in the microwave before dropping her off at work. One thing led to another and he dropped the wang.



uafgrad:

The bloody gauze came from where?
Why did the GF take a dildo to a drug test? It seems like the wrong equipment. Unless she planed to inject the urine inside of her vagina and hold it in. (I know of a few women that can hold liquid up there and still walk around, (do'nt ask))

Of course if it is a hoax, anything is posible
And if it was'nt a hoax criminals are not that smart most of the time anyways.

Just a little armchair detective work

But if you want a weird story, have you ever heard of the couple that died with the cattle prods in weird places? I can't confirm the story, (could be urban legend) but an EMT told me it once. Maybe I will share it.
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