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Posted: 9/10/2005 11:45:57 AM EDT
WTF is a mall ninja?

I need a general discription, habbits, last sighted, and the possible type of encounter?
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:53:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheLibertarianMind:
WTF is a mall ninja?

I need a general discription, habbits, last sighted, and the possible type of encounter?




I have absoutly no idea, we have yet to get that term this far south, however, it does sound like something that would exist, I just dont know what it is.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:54:57 AM EDT
The GlockTalk thread where it all started.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:55:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 11:56:16 AM EDT by CSM]
MN-Whater You Doin?

Guy-I have just perfected a mutant strain of Antrax! Now I will take over the world!

MN-Move Along Sir.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 11:58:23 AM EDT
Ok, jacked this from LS2.com


mall nin·ja (môl nin·ja) n. pl. mall·ninja or mall·nin·jas
1. A member of a class of highly trained Retail Security agents, who subscribe to the 14th-century Japanese art of Ninjustsu, as well as having years of experience in modern urban combat strategy, equipment and tactics. These vigilant agents ceaselessly patrol and defend America's shopping complexes
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 12:06:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_camera_man:
The GlockTalk thread where it all started.




I can't breathe!!!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 12:11:00 PM EDT
There are many mall ninjas lurking around. Your inquiry may anger them and then it is ON!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 12:25:46 PM EDT
Mall Ninja?

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Link Posted: 9/10/2005 5:20:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 5:30:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mr_camera_man:
The GlockTalk thread where it all started.




Link Posted: 9/10/2005 5:34:28 PM EDT
NO FUCKING WAY is that poster serious. No one can be that lame.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 5:38:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:

Originally Posted By mr_camera_man:
The GlockTalk thread where it all started.




I can't breathe!!!!



That's what she said while I was trying to hold her steady while taking the pic I wanted to post.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 5:45:07 PM EDT
I've also heard it used in reference those who like to play uber-tactical dressup. You see these guys all decked out at the range, and they're talking about how they must constantly train for their job, and in reality their job entails cruising around the Walmart parking lot.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 5:47:38 PM EDT
I work at a gas station and carry a Glock 22 and a surefire flashlight when I work overnights. Does that make me a mall ninja? lol
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 5:59:26 PM EDT
Can you provide us with a good haiku? Warrior poetry is par for the course.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:01:57 PM EDT
I might could google one up.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:13:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:18:37 PM EDT

If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B. Good luck.


Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:27:40 PM EDT
We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:32:12 PM EDT
<------- Former Mall "Ninja"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 6:36:27 PM EDT
I saw the ultimate one the other day working at a Walgreens. He was wearing a black t-shirt with "SECURITY" across the back, black BDUs, fingerless gloves, a black cap that also said "security", a gold badge hanging on a chain around his neck, and, get this...a black nylon piston belt with 2 cans of OC spray and a pair of handcuffs on it!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:03:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:06:00 PM EDT
You will not know what a mall ninja is untill a mall ninja lets you know.

Because mall ninjas are totally sweet and they wail on there axes. And they are uber tacticool.


Be paitent, you will know one day.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:35:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 7:36:09 PM EDT by BravoCompanyUSA]
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