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Posted: 9/15/2004 4:06:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 4:07:21 AM EST by PokeChoke]
Didn't want to hijack the "I locked my secret ninja briefcase and gave the JBT some freedom from search and seizure shit" thread, so riddle me this. What exactly are defined as Kung-Fu weapons, and why are they prohibited in PA?

Anyone?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:07:35 AM EST
Ancient Chinese Secret
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:07:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 4:08:24 AM EST by hielo]
How to post a picture.


ETA: Ah, my mistake grasshopper, I thought you were talking about Board-Fu!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:09:06 AM EST
Ninja gear?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:09:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:09:24 AM EST
I thought that was laundry soap?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:12:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
glass.tvu.ac.uk/~chi/ninja/images/weapons3.jpg



Holy Schnikees! That's a big briefcase.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:13:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:



Hm...looks like someone thought Ninja III: The Domination was more documentary than fiction...

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:14:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
glass.tvu.ac.uk/~chi/ninja/images/weapons3.jpg



Your Board-Fu is strong!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:18:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:22:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:

What are the three things that look like big marbles?




Chicken egg and 2 marble shooters?


BTW, thanks for the info. I didn't know chinese stars were illegal.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:23:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:
Most of that stuff is illegal in NY, nunchucks, shurikens, tonfa (well as "billy clubs"). I think the kami, or whatever the wheat reaper things are in the left front would be "billy clubs" also. The swords are basically legal to possess though, I guess the manrikigusari/chain thing is legal.

What are the three things that look like big marbles?



Ben-Wa balls, gotta keep the girls happy...
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:24:43 AM EST
Wouldn't an E-tool be more practical?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:25:28 AM EST
I have the Kung Fu grip.....
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:26:10 AM EST
actually, none of the weapons in that picture are related to kung fu... most of those weapons are japanese, kung fu is chinese...

the main kung fu weapons are sword, broadsword, staff, and spear... there are many others in addition to these four main ones...



Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:26:20 AM EST
The following information is submitted as a public service announcment.

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:26:49 AM EST
I believe he said he had a pair of Sai's (ressembles a knife with a round blade) and Tonfa's (where the PR 24 side handle baton came from). These, both, are from Okinawa. Old farming implements that they used as weaponary.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:27:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
Most of that stuff is illegal in NY, nunchucks, shurikens, tonfa (well as "billy clubs"). I think the kami, or whatever the wheat reaper things are in the left front would be "billy clubs" also. The swords are basically legal to possess though, I guess the manrikigusari/chain thing is legal.

What are the three things that look like big marbles?



Ben-Wa balls, gotta keep the girls happy...



Nah, those are the smoke bombs!

Every time I see that scene in Kung Pow: Enter The Fist, I always wind up on the floor laughing...
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:27:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:
I believe he said he had a pair of Sai's (ressembles a knife with a round blade) and Tonfa's (where the PR 24 side handle baton came from). These, both, are from Okinawa. Old farming implements that they used as weaponary.



I thought Tonfa was that bean curd crap........

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:28:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:
I believe he said he had a pair of Sai's (ressembles a knife with a round blade) and Tonfa's (where the PR 24 side handle baton came from). These, both, are from Okinawa. Old farming implements that they used as weaponary.



Where Donatello and master Splinter with him?


Sorry, couldn't help it. My sons are into Ninja Turtles!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:29:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
glass.tvu.ac.uk/~chi/ninja/images/weapons3.jpg



Hm...looks like someone thought Ninja III: The Domination was more documentary than fiction...




Nope. Looks like someone typed Ninja Weapons into a Google image search and posted the first pic that looked cool.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:29:31 AM EST
Tannerite.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:29:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
glass.tvu.ac.uk/~chi/ninja/images/weapons3.jpg



Must have been a big brief case....
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:30:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 4:31:52 AM EST by hepcat85]

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:
I believe he said he had a pair of Sai's (ressembles a knife with a round blade) and Tonfa's (where the PR 24 side handle baton came from). These, both, are from Okinawa. Old farming implements that they used as weaponary.



"TeuffelHunden's Okinawa lore is of extra-ordinary magnitude. I salute him in the tradition of our glorious ancestors."
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:20:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By hepcat85:

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:
I believe he said he had a pair of Sai's (ressembles a knife with a round blade) and Tonfa's (where the PR 24 side handle baton came from). These, both, are from Okinawa. Old farming implements that they used as weaponary.



"TeuffelHunden's Okinawa lore is of extra-ordinary magnitude. I salute him in the tradition of our glorious ancestors."
img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/hepcat85/MrMiyagi.jpg



Tank you Danielle-san!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:21:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By PokeChoke:

Originally Posted By TeuffelHunden1775:
I believe he said he had a pair of Sai's (ressembles a knife with a round blade) and Tonfa's (where the PR 24 side handle baton came from). These, both, are from Okinawa. Old farming implements that they used as weaponary.



Where Donatello and master Splinter with him?


Sorry, couldn't help it. My sons are into Ninja Turtles!



Believe it or not, I thought the same thing when I read that. I had visions of Ninja Turtle dolls in the rear window and a turtle power bumber sticker.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:23:27 AM EST
mjohn, what's up with the ben wa balls?

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:41:06 AM EST
Facts:



1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:45:00 AM EST
Do you really need a "special Clearance" to be a Ninja? Does this get you into the Ninja only breakroom at the Wal-Mart where you work??

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 5:53:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By LHD:
Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.




Link Posted: 9/15/2004 6:04:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
mjohn, what's up with the ben wa balls?





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