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Posted: 9/11/2004 5:38:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 5:39:47 AM EST by LoginName]
These people gleefully pass any anti-gun legislation, but it takes this long to make necrophilia a crime
(and the last time they brought it up it got stalled in committee!).

Something is seriously wrong with these people.

" SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman said on Friday.

The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.

"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.

"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said.

The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.

Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.

The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.

(anyone know what the max penalty is for illegal posession of an AW in Kali?)

www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=domesticNews&storyID=6208717
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:39:51 AM EST
Dupe! Ibtl!

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:40:07 AM EST
Dupe.

IBTL
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:40:10 AM EST
Do you warm em up with a hairdryer first or something

Man, there are some sick fucks out there.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:41:05 AM EST
DizzUPe
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:41:40 AM EST
Dupey Dupety DupiDuu
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:43:06 AM EST
Dupe. +1. I like PIE. IBTL.

Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:47:49 AM EST
I guess it's a dupe then?
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:49:40 AM EST
+1 Duuuuuupe.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:27:06 AM EST
Damn, there goes my social life.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:27:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 8:31:00 AM EST by olyarms]
Dam and I always wanted to screw a mummy, wait I don't live in Cali W00T

Edit.: I knew some one who worked at a funeral home and I guess they had caught people trying to break in before for this reason.
You know your anti-social when the only pie you can get is dead pie. Your also way over on the creepy ass side. I would shit my pants if you put me in a room with a bunch of dead people. Maybe its and over active imagination. But how do you kill dead people if they decide to kill you? Well how do you?
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:30:18 AM EST
The really sad part of this is that this is the second time this bill has been proposed. The first time it FAILED!
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:34:49 AM EST
I can't believe they're legislating what I do in the privacy of my own bedroom! Sonsa bitches!
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:34:54 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:35:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:36:05 AM EST
wanting rotten pie is wrong.

wanting DEAD pie is just plain sick
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:36:35 AM EST
Guess I wont be moving to Kali now.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:37:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I remember watching a movie on starz or some such channel. It was about a girl who didn't like her men alive. She started working in a funeral home and has some "affairs". She's meets a nice live guy and hits it off with him but just can't get off with him. He finally goes nuts with jealosy and hang himself in front of her. Then she uses him... Don't remember the movie but it was pretty f!cked up right there.


How would that work? I guess he got a woody when he hung himself?
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:38:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 8:41:26 AM EST by Paul]
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:39:20 AM EST
is there a sunset clause in that?
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:41:01 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:41:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By badeffect10:
Guess I wont be moving to Kali now.


If there ever was a reason NOT to move to the PRK, this right here is it.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:41:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
Still legal in some states.


Is it not frowned upon in all states? Honestly wtf would make you need to make it a law. If it comes down too that Well you have bigger problems then the living fucking the dead.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:41:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By Balzac72:
Do you warm em up with a hairdryer first or something

Man, there are some sick fucks out there.



Still warm still good
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:43:27 AM EST
Code Blue
Tsol
(Dance With Me)

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:48:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 8:48:49 AM EST by Jeeper21]
This must be a fantasy for alot of men. I heard about this prostitute in NV who sits in a bathtub full of ice water until she is chilled to the touch and then goes out to meet one of her many clients who have the fantasy of having a dead girl. Then she just lays there on the bed like a corpse and lets the guy fulfill his necrophilia fantasy.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:52:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 8:59:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 9:01:02 AM EST by Paul]
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 9:37:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:29:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By olyarms:
Dam and I always wanted to screw a mummy, wait I don't live in Cali W00T
quote]

Have you seen what Maria Shriver looks like now? Arnold is already fucking a mummy.

She looks like a dessicated corpse.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:34:35 AM EST
One of the guys at work says he'd hit Heather Locklear if she was dead less than 20 minutes.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 10:37:08 AM EST
Just keep in mind laws aren't generally passed until some sicko out there makes it a problem.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 11:16:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By dmuldrew:
The really sad part of this is that this is the second time this bill has been proposed. The first time it FAILED!




Maybe some "infuential" folks were protecting their favorite past-time!?!?!?!

"Gee, it'd be a shame to let that 4,000.00 boob job and collagen injections go to waste! ... Maybe one last time."
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 11:32:43 AM EST
So, am I to assume then that soon it will be illegal in CA to have sex with a corpse while in possession of a .50 caliber?
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 11:36:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By Balzac72:
Do you warm em up with a hairdryer first or something




Propane torch and KY jelly. Then you're all set
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 11:46:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
Code Blue
Tsol
(Dance With Me)

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares



Ah yes, TSOL... I remember them... "I can hear the sound of laughter. Could it be they're laughing at me?"

Another one of those 80's bands for the "Goin' to Iraqistan, Need Music" thread.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 11:47:44 AM EST
Don't screw a corpse……
…… it's 'dead boring'.

ANdy
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 12:04:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Balzac72:
Man, there are some sick fucks out there.



Bad pun...

Link Posted: 9/11/2004 12:09:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By dmuldrew:
The really sad part of this is that this is the second time this bill has been proposed. The first time it FAILED!



The reason it didn't pass the first time was because the lobbyists for a certain protected class wanted to add additional time to the sentence if the victim was a member of said class, and subtract time if the perp was a member.

Amazingly enough, even California legislators saw a problem with this brand of logic.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 12:16:33 PM EST
Mike! Show some dignity!

Like what am I going to do with these big-ass dead titties??

You still lookin'!


Link Posted: 9/11/2004 12:34:40 PM EST
Moof:
Which protected class might that be?

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 12:42:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 4:34:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Just keep in mind laws aren't generally passed until some sicko out there makes it a problem.



True.

But was there that much of a problem with this in Kalifornia to warrant a law?

On second thought, don't answer that. I don't really want to know.

Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:08:02 PM EST
NAAAAAAAASTY ! That's almost like having SEX w / FINESWINE but without all the back talkin' ................................................
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:35:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 5:35:52 PM EST by wganz]
I cannot believe that this hasn't been said yet.

ZOMBIE SEX!!




wganz

Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:48:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Balzac72:
Do you warm em up with a hairdryer first or something

Man, there are some sick fucks out there.




tanning bed yo

Link Posted: 9/11/2004 5:49:08 PM EST
Smoking in public.....not allowed.
Having a gun that looks menacing.....not allowed.
Banging a corpse......sure, go ahead.

Only in California.
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:08:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:15:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/11/2004 6:15:48 PM EST by GomerPyle]

Originally Posted By Paul:

Originally Posted By GomerPyle:
Smoking in public.....not allowed.
Having a gun that looks menacing.....not allowed.
Banging a corpse......sure, go ahead.

Only in California.



Smoking in public? Not in restaurants and on some city beaches here (and that is wierd). But then you can't smoke in federal buildings even in North Carolina can you? I kind of like not allowing smoking in restaurants. You can smoke pot in your house.

Having a gun that looks menacing - AR's, AK's, belt feds, FAL's and many many more are all legal here, in fact I don?t know of one non-NFA firearm who?s possession is banned here. I?ve got a couple of dozen fairly menacing looking weapons in my safe.

On having sex with a corpse ... I haven't seen the bill but would think it gives a longer sentence to someone having sex with a dead body as oppose to someone just stepping on the graves flowers. Like we have longer sentences for someone killing a cop here as oppose to a teacher and put people in jail longer for raping a 4 year old than a 40 year old too. There are some states where vandalizing a plot or the bushes holds the same class of penalty as someone doing the mummy dearest.



I couldn't resist taking a cheap shot at California!
I wouldn't mind if we banned smoking in restaraunts too.
It's just seems ironic that there seem to be so many more restrictive firearms laws and an overall attitude of politicians wanting more laws for the public good in California, and then out of the blue, they announce this. Kind of seems like an oversight, or maybe misplaced priorities. Of course, all I know about California is what I read, so I may be full of crap (it has been known to happen)
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:18:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/11/2004 6:20:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:

Originally Posted By GomerPyle:
I couldn't resist taking a cheap shot at California!



Everybody does.



Just don't take revenge by sending Feinstain to NC.
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