WTF?? - Packers Fullback Sued Over Miami Dorm Defecation

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - WTF?? - Packers Fullback Sued Over Miami Dorm Defecation

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:23:36 AM EDT

MIAMI -- A woman is suing Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport. She says he invaded her privacy by breaking into her dorm room and defecating in her closet.

Mary McCarthy sued yesterday in a state court in Miami.

Criminal charges were settled in October 2002 when Davenport agreed to perform community service. He denied breaking into the Barry University dormitory.

Police say they were told that Davenport entered a dorm room at the small Catholic university in suburban Miami in the early morning hours of April 1.

Mary McCarthy says she was asleep in the room. She told police she was startled awake by a strange sound and saw a man squatting in her closet. Police said the man, later identified as Davenport, had defecated in her laundry basket.

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:25:22 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:26:11 AM EDT

[#2]

People knew about this long before he came to Green Bay - and you know what?

He could shit in the 99% of the closets in Wisconsin as long as he keeps contributing as much as he has been over the last couple of seasons.

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:26:21 AM EDT

[#3]

You go poo poo, I gonna sue sue.....

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:26:22 AM EDT

[#4]

Yep,

I remember hearing about the closet shitter a couple years ago.

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:38:08 AM EDT

[#5]

Did she keep the evidence?

You know his defence is going to be.....Well if Farve would have hurried up........

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:38:33 AM EDT

[#6]

That's a pretty crapy thing to do.

This guy gives new meaning to a "load" of laundry.

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:42:15 AM EDT

[#7]

You've got to be shitting me...

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:43:36 AM EDT

[#8]

I wouldn't take that crap from anybody.

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:44:53 AM EDT

[#9]

Maybe his bunghole was all packed up.

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:48:51 AM EDT

[#10]

It was his duty...

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:51:32 AM EDT

[#11]

The Phantom Shitter has been identified!

Posted: 10/5/2004 10:52:31 AM EDT

[#12]

Alternate version of

Does a Bear shit in the woods?

Does a Packer shit in the closet?

Posted: 10/5/2004 11:01:44 AM EDT

[#13]

Very Classy guy.

Doesnt surprise me at all considering he is a proffesional athlete.

Posted: 10/5/2004 11:06:08 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
It was his duty...

That's "DOODY"

Posted: 10/5/2004 11:34:59 AM EDT

[#15]

I guess he's number two on the depth chart.

Posted: 10/5/2004 11:41:54 AM EDT

[#16]

she shoudl have bronzed that shit and sold it on ebay.

Posted: 10/5/2004 11:42:21 AM EDT

[#17]

Hmm, wonder how this one worked?

• Two years ago he takes a poo in someone's closet for some stupid reason.

• Criminal charges were settled.

• Apparently she is experiencing psychic distress (probably cannot use that closet, or ANY closet, anymore because she's afraid of what she'll find) and the only way to heal her deep wounds, is cash.

Give me a break. I'd be mad if someone did that to me, but frankly, it's more of a "OOh, you got me... Next time I'll get you worse!" type thing.

Posted: 10/5/2004 11:45:08 AM EDT

[#18]

Damn... breaking into a stranger's house and shitting in their laundry basket?

That's one BAD ASS MUTHA.

Posted: 10/5/2004 11:53:49 AM EDT

[#19]

At least he didnt throw his feces at her.

Posted: 10/5/2004 11:58:53 AM EDT

[#20]

[emilylitella]What's all this talk about endangered feces?[/emilylitella]

Uh...that's endangered species...

[emilylitella]Oh- Nevermind.[/emilylitella]

Posted: 10/5/2004 12:05:53 PM EDT

[#21]

hmmm, sounds like an ebay treasure to me!! hey, if people will buy "britney's gum", right?

Posted: 10/5/2004 12:08:28 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
People knew about this long before he came to Green Bay - and you know what?

He could shit in the 99% of the closets in Wisconsin as long as he keeps contributing as much as he has been over the last couple of seasons.

Posted: 10/5/2004 1:18:52 PM EDT

[#23]

At least he didnt sodomize & choke her (Kobe) or cut her throat (OJ Simpson). What's with the sports star personality that leads these guys to believe the rules dont apply to them?

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