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Posted: 10/5/2004 9:23:36 AM EST
MIAMI -- A woman is suing Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport. She says he invaded her privacy by breaking into her dorm room and defecating in her closet.

Mary McCarthy sued yesterday in a state court in Miami.

Criminal charges were settled in October 2002 when Davenport agreed to perform community service. He denied breaking into the Barry University dormitory.

Police say they were told that Davenport entered a dorm room at the small Catholic university in suburban Miami in the early morning hours of April 1.

Mary McCarthy says she was asleep in the room. She told police she was startled awake by a strange sound and saw a man squatting in her closet. Police said the man, later identified as Davenport, had defecated in her laundry basket.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:25:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:26:11 AM EST
People knew about this long before he came to Green Bay - and you know what?

He could shit in the 99% of the closets in Wisconsin as long as he keeps contributing as much as he has been over the last couple of seasons.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:26:21 AM EST
You go poo poo, I gonna sue sue.....
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:26:22 AM EST
Yep,

I remember hearing about the closet shitter a couple years ago.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:38:08 AM EST
Did she keep the evidence?

You know his defence is going to be.....Well if Farve would have hurried up........
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:38:33 AM EST
That's a pretty crapy thing to do.

This guy gives new meaning to a "load" of laundry.

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:42:15 AM EST
You've got to be shitting me...
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:43:36 AM EST
I wouldn't take that crap from anybody.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:44:53 AM EST
Maybe his bunghole was all packed up.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:48:51 AM EST
It was his duty...
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:51:32 AM EST
The Phantom Shitter has been identified!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 9:52:31 AM EST
Alternate version of

Does a Bear shit in the woods?

Does a Packer shit in the closet?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:01:44 AM EST
Very Classy guy.

Doesnt surprise me at all considering he is a proffesional athlete.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:06:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:
It was his duty...



That's "DOODY"

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:34:59 AM EST
I guess he's number two on the depth chart.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:41:54 AM EST
she shoudl have bronzed that shit and sold it on ebay.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:42:21 AM EST
Hmm, wonder how this one worked?

• Two years ago he takes a poo in someone's closet for some stupid reason.

• Criminal charges were settled.

• Apparently she is experiencing psychic distress (probably cannot use that closet, or ANY closet, anymore because she's afraid of what she'll find) and the only way to heal her deep wounds, is cash.

Give me a break. I'd be mad if someone did that to me, but frankly, it's more of a "OOh, you got me... Next time I'll get you worse!" type thing.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:45:08 AM EST
Damn... breaking into a stranger's house and shitting in their laundry basket?

That's one BAD ASS MUTHA.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:53:49 AM EST
At least he didnt throw his feces at her.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 10:58:53 AM EST
[emilylitella]What's all this talk about endangered feces?[/emilylitella]

Uh...that's endangered species...

[emilylitella]Oh- Nevermind.[/emilylitella]

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 11:05:53 AM EST
hmmm, sounds like an ebay treasure to me!! hey, if people will buy "britney's gum", right?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 11:08:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
People knew about this long before he came to Green Bay - and you know what?

He could shit in the 99% of the closets in Wisconsin as long as he keeps contributing as much as he has been over the last couple of seasons.



+1
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 12:18:52 PM EST
At least he didnt sodomize & choke her (Kobe) or cut her throat (OJ Simpson). What's with the sports star personality that leads these guys to believe the rules dont apply to them?
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