WTF? Old Kids trick-a-treating

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Posted: 10/31/2006 5:44:32 PM EDT

Just heard a big commotion out front and a I figured another round of little goblins. It was 5 high school aged kids heading to the door, but on their way they decide to do some wwf moves in my front yard and laughing their asses off.

They ring the doorbell and one has a jack links box on his head and another a panty hose looking thing and the others have cheapie masks with some varsity jackets.

I throw them some airheads and send them off. They decide to wrestle and play grabass on the way out of the cul-de-sac.

I shouldve drawn down© on their asses.

But, I remember being a jackass too at that age...

Posted: 10/31/2006 5:45:29 PM EDT

[#1]

I didn't go trick or treating this year for the first year in my life.

I'm 20

Posted: 10/31/2006 5:45:48 PM EDT

[#2]

We tricked AND treated in our teens.

Posted: 10/31/2006 5:45:55 PM EDT

[#3]

I just realized that I gave candy to three people, two kids and their mom.

Posted: 10/31/2006 5:46:36 PM EDT

[#4]

They don't bother me as much as the moms with the infants who hold out a bag for their kid.

If your kid does not have teeth yet, I doubt the candy is for him.

Av.

Posted: 10/31/2006 5:47:13 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
They don't bother me as much as the moms with the infants who hold out a bag for their kid.

If your kid does not have teeth yet, I doubt the candy is for him.

Av.

its for momma for when she sits in front of jerry springer

Posted: 10/31/2006 5:49:05 PM EDT

[#6]

I'm 22 and pulled drive by trick or trick or treatings on a Honda 50.

Posted: 10/31/2006 5:51:23 PM EDT

[#7]

I have never been trick or treating in my entire life.

first time i saw a trick or treater in person was two years ago.

-21

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:44:01 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I have never been trick or treating in my entire life.

first time i saw a trick or treater in person was two years ago.

-21

You had a deprived Childhood.

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:34:19 PM EDT

[#9]

Trick or treating wasn't as good as it was 2 years ago.

I knew a few of my neighbors were going to palm me off some cheap rye this year, except for the guy across the street and, Neighbor Bob and Nurse Connie.

At least those three had some decent booze for us trick or treaters.

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:37:16 PM EDT

[#10]

at least they tried. the only kids that came up to my doot didn't even have makup on, just street cloths, looking for candy...

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:40:11 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Trick or treating wasn't as good as it was 2 years ago.

I knew a few of my neighbors were going to palm me off some cheap rye this year, except for the guy across the street and, Neighbor Bob and Nurse Connie.

At least those three had some decent booze for us trick or treaters.

Thats what I'm talkin' about.When I was a kid,it was a new reason to see about ten different friends of my folks,us kids got candy ,mom and dad had a good time,It was all good!!!

Posted: 10/31/2006 9:42:48 PM EDT

[#12]

My pet peeve are the thousand or so kids that come over the border every Halloween who can't even say Trick or Treat....

I shit you not!!!

Posted: 10/31/2006 9:51:01 PM EDT

[#13]

<Remark removed. Read your IM - NorCal_LEO>

Posted: 10/31/2006 9:59:39 PM EDT

[#14]

If you come to my door for trick or treat, you get candy. That's the deal. Live with it. I don't care where you live. I don't care how old you are. I don't care who it's for. I just don't F'n care.

If you don't want to give out candy, don't. Otherwise, hand it out until it's all gone. Get in the spirit. Take the stick out of your ass. You might see the fun in it.

Posted: 10/31/2006 10:01:53 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
They don't bother me as much as the moms with the infants who hold out a bag for their kid.

If your kid does not have teeth yet, I doubt the candy is for him.

Av.

its for momma for when she sits in front of jerry springer

I had two little kids come to the door. Each took one piece of candy, and their fat-ass mom grabbed two.

Posted: 10/31/2006 10:01:56 PM EDT

[#16]

I was out for my evening walk and went to a Haunted House that I passed by

a little ghost boy grabbed my ankle as i walked through the haunted house, it was kinda fun

Posted: 10/31/2006 10:04:00 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
<Remark removed - NorCal_LEO>

I see one problem with this thread, wanna guess what I see?

Posted: 10/31/2006 10:07:10 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Trick or treating wasn't as good as it was 20 years ago.

I knew a few of my neighbors were going to palm me off some cheap rye this year, except for the guy across the street and, Neighbor Bob and Nurse Connie.

At least those three had some decent booze for us trick or treaters.

Fixed that for ya

Posted: 10/31/2006 10:07:14 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
<Remark removed. - NorCal_LEO>

I see one problem with this thread, wanna guess what I see?

Big IBTL

Posted: 10/31/2006 10:08:57 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I didn't go trick or treating this year for the first year in my life.

I'm 20

Don't worry, dude, next year you go to the bars for Halloween.

The adult ritual is MUCH better.

Posted: 10/31/2006 10:09:00 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
<Remark removed. - NorCal_LEO>

I see one problem with this thread, wanna guess what I see?

Big IBTL

Ah, come on. This shit is gonna get good sooner of later...

Posted: 11/1/2006 4:45:22 AM EDT

[#22]

I had 2 young "ahem" ladies (13-14 yrs old) come to the door last night and they were shall we say scantily clad. I almost spilled the candy. You could tell they were still at the age where trick-or-treating was still a fun thing to do but it seemed to me that the bodies had matured a whole lot quicker than the minds. Cripes, I have a six year old daughter and this kind of thing frightens the shit out of me. On a lighter note, I also had the group of teenage dorks fighting each other on the way out of the yard over the loot they had. Idiots. I have a 3 year old son and this behavior bothers me almost as bad as the girls. I fear my childrens puberty.

Trashcan

Posted: 11/1/2006 4:56:34 AM EDT

[#23]

I had ZERO come to my house this year, didnt see any out in the street either.

Im glad!!

Posted: 11/1/2006 5:09:23 AM EDT

[#24]

Gummy syringes were not as popular as I thought they would be

Posted: 11/1/2006 7:17:02 AM EDT

[#25]

I don't mind the teenagers out trick-or-treating, they're at that tough age between adulthood and still being a kid. The adult in them sometimes need a good smack-down, but I still feel the desire to let them have fun and be kids.

Posted: 11/1/2006 7:26:05 AM EDT

[#26]

Only had 4 this year, and one was my 7yr old. When I first bough our house, nine years ago, we had close to 100.

A new subdivision has gone up, and now the drive-by-trick-or-treaters go there instead. More candy for my 12 yr old and I....he didn't go this year.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:32:39 AM EDT

[#27]

Had an older one come by last night, looking like a pimp. Funky hat, fur coat, etc. I gave him his candy, and said, "Damn, even if the pimps are trick-or-treating".

It looked like he already had the tricks, he was just looking for the treats. LOL

Then again, I had three young 'ladies' that came by later that looked like they might have been his 'employees'. I turned to my girlfriend sitting next to me, and said, "I think they're looking for their pimp. He went thata way."

On the bright side, my neighbors great-grandson was a robot this year. I think he's 5. Well I fixed him good when he came by. When he came up to the step, I looked at him, and said, "Robots don't eat candy", and then I whipped out a quart of 5W-30 for him. The kid got a good laugh out of it.

And yes, he got candy.

Posted: 11/1/2006 8:36:11 AM EDT

[#28]

Three bowls of candy.

First bowl: Full sized candy bars. Reserved for the cutest, most creative costumes on the younger kids.

Second Bowl: Smaller candy for the kids that tried.

Third bowl: Old after-dinner mints. For the lamest costumes and the surly teens.

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:27:43 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Three bowls of candy.

First bowl: Full sized candy bars. Reserved for the cutest, most creative costumes on the younger kids.

Second Bowl: Smaller candy for the kids that tried.

Third bowl: Old after-dinner mints. For the lamest costumes and the surly teens.

You too? I did the same thing.

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:35:10 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have never been trick or treating in my entire life.

first time i saw a trick or treater in person was two years ago.

-21

You had a ~~deprived~~ depraved Childhood.

Fixed it for ya.

Posted: 11/1/2006 10:47:47 AM EDT

[#31]

You guys are lucky ... I haven't had ONE stinking kid come to my door for the last EIGHT years.

Posted: 11/1/2006 2:07:55 PM EDT

[#32]

Trick or Treat Rules
1. You must be present to win. No candy for your sick brother, sister, etc.
2. If you shave ( or have more facial hair than me) no candy.
3. If you are smoking, no candy.

At my old house we had lots of kids.

Now in the area we live now, we had like 4 kids, plus the kids from next door. Too many deeply religious christians around here... Haloween is the devil's holiday you know....

Posted: 11/1/2006 2:24:40 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I have never been trick or treating in my entire life.

first time i saw a trick or treater in person was two years ago.

-21

You were'nt like home schooled were you? With a mother that acts just like the mother from the movie Carrie??

You dont have a creepy Jesus with Glowing eyes in your closet do you??

Posted: 11/1/2006 2:37:17 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Three bowls of candy.

First bowl: Full sized candy bars. Reserved for the cutest, most creative costumes on the younger kids.

Second Bowl: Smaller candy for the kids that tried.

Third bowl: Old after-dinner mints. For the lamest costumes and the surly teens.

This year my wife bought a bunch of little playdoh's the the kids with costumes and manners got a handful of candy and a playdoh.

The rude kids with costumes just got some candy.

The teens with lame costumes (pretty much all of them) got one each of the crappiest stuff in the bowl.

Most of the kids fell into category number one, we gave out alot of playdoh.

My wife flat out refused to give any candy to kids in strollers.

Posted: 11/1/2006 2:41:39 PM EDT

[#35]

Various Halloween stories:
I had 3 kids show up, no costumes, carrying Walmart bags (not even halloween-theme loot bags), I think around 8, 9 and 11yo. I just gave'em some crappy candy to get'em off my porch.

I had one ~6yo start SCREAMING because I said she was a pretty princess. I didnt realize that a Snow White costume and fairy wings means she was Tinkerbell. Her dad scooped her off the porch and off they went, she'd obviously done it before.

I had 3 groups of ~7yo kids ask me "Are you Tyler's dad?" when I answered the door. I have no clue who Tyler is, I've owned the house for 18mo, and I've told the ***** I'm not paying child support until I get a DNA test so I'm not commenting on that issue at this time. (really, I'm 25, so I dunno how they could've thought I was a fellow 7yo's dad)

My dad hates the older kids that come trick-or-treating, especially the ones from HS, there were always a few every year that'd wear their HS football jersey and he'd go off on them "If you're on the team, you're not in costume if you dont have your pads, go get your pads and I'll give you some" "You're back?! Where's your helmet?" etc, etc, his longest record was one kid coming back four times (lived 5 houses down, and my parents are known for giving out good candy)

Kharn

Posted: 11/1/2006 2:44:59 PM EDT

[#36]

I don't care, I had a group of either HS Seniors or College kids come to my door and one girl was dressed as a hot-ass firefighter, made the night worth it.

Posted: 11/1/2006 2:58:27 PM EDT

[#37]

Fucking parents DRIVE thier kids around trick or treating

You gotta be fucking kidding me...I used to walk several miles trick or treating.

My parents NEVER went with me...I would get a grocery sack of candy..drop it off at the house...and go out for more free candy...

Halloween is fucking lame these days...I only got 20 or so trick or treaters this year...

This is on an AF base...the safest of the safe neighborhoods.

20 years ago, it was not uncommon to get over a hundred kids in a night...

Posted: 11/2/2006 4:26:11 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Fucking parents DRIVE thier kids around trick or treating

Where I work, the very nice neighborhoods are hard to drive through because of all the cars parked on the streets - parents who live in (much) less expensive neighborhoods bringing their kids out to T-O-T where they give out the "good" candy.

You gotta be fucking kidding me...I used to walk several miles trick or treating. I did too. Always started and ended at my parents' front door though.

My parents NEVER went with me...I would get a grocery sack of candy..drop it off at the house...and go out for more free candy...We used pillow cases.

Halloween is fucking lame these days...I only got 20 or so trick or treaters this year... So true. I think I had 14 people (counting the parent chaperones) Oh well... that's just more Snickers for me

This is on an AF base...the safest of the safe neighborhoods.

20 years ago, it was not uncommon to get over a hundred kids in a night... I bought enough candy for 100. I buy with the thought that I want to make sure I don't run out. Sometimes I prefer it when I'm actually working that night. Then I carry all the candy with me in the squad, and hand it out when I encounter little kids or groups w/ cool costumes.