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Posted: 9/23/2005 11:42:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 11:43:01 AM EDT by Xer0]
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:45:35 AM EDT
no
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:00:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:05:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




Now go sit in the corner and think about question you asked. Don't come out until you realize how dumb the question really was.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:06:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg




You have got to be joking
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:06:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg



I call BS, but if I ever meet these people, I have a 6gal gas can, super glue, and a power drill for their stupid sick ass.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:09:41 PM EDT
I'll take one!



SBG
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:17:49 PM EDT
Does that thing have armpit hair?????

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:21:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigB1129:
no




Thier saying yes.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:23:57 PM EDT
Are Genpets Real?
Of Course silly! Genpets are living, breathing mammals! Bio-Genica is a Bioengineering Company that has combined, and modified existing DNA to create a pet like no other!

Genpets look like toys though.
Genpets are designed to be sold on retail store shelves, not traditional pet stores. This is why they are packaged in plastic.

Where can I buy Genpets?
Currently we are getting the Genpets approved for resale, as well as securing retail oppurtunities.

When will the Genpets be available for purchase?
As soon as possible!

How much will Genpets cost? (msrp)
This has yet to be set, however, we feel the Genpets will be very competitively priced.

How long do Genpets live?
Genpets come in two basic configurations, 1 and 3 year models. See our Meet section.

What, and how do you feed a Genpet?
Bio-Genica, as well as retail partners sell a special nutrient pack for the Genpets that need only be administered once per week.

Do you have a reseller network?
Yes. If you are interested in becoming a reseller, please complete our Reseller Application form and a Bio-Gencia representative will contact you shortly.

Why haven’t I seen any commercials for Genpets on TV?
As Genpets have not yet been released, we have not begun our marketing campaigns
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:27:04 PM EDT
GOdamn you folks are gullible.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:28:43 PM EDT
This has got to be a bogus website being run be PETA or something. I'll bet there's a movie being made around this premise and they are trying to create a buzz about it.

Or these are the people who created the chupacabra.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:28:55 PM EDT
Oh yeah!

It's real!

And soylent green is people!!!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:30:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 12:30:38 PM EDT by Torf]

Originally Posted By CSM:

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg



I call BS, but if I ever meet these people, I have a 6gal gas can, super glue, and a power drill for their stupid sick ass.



You are the sick one. Get your dumb ass a sense of humor.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:32:31 PM EDT



Hmmm....
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:33:45 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:43:20 PM EDT

How much will Genpets cost? (msrp)
This has yet to be set, however, we feel the Genpets will be very competitively priced.



Just what is the competition like in the genetically engineered pet market?



I wonder what they taste like.

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 12:50:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 1:23:47 PM EDT
Don't be gullible. Buy a Pet Rock instead.



CWO
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 1:34:26 PM EDT
If they could do this.... they would make one shaped like a woman, instead, and make millions of $$$!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 1:38:11 PM EDT
They're pet ZOMBIES!!

Patty
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 1:38:53 PM EDT
Do they come in the "Microwaveable version"
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 1:41:26 PM EDT
they look like miniature carny folk...w/o the cheap cigarettes
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 1:44:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 1:47:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg



It is a practical impossibility on many levels. Funny as long as no one tries it.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 1:49:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By C-4:

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg



It is a practical impossibility on many levels. Funny as long as no one tries it.



What was funny was the public outrcy.
People from all over the world thought this was real and tried to get the site owner arrested.
I think a few people proposed legislation against Bonsai Kitties(tm).
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 2:01:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg



Link Posted: 9/23/2005 2:11:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Blue_Dragon:

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg






NO SHIT?????


Link Posted: 9/23/2005 2:39:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 2:45:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 2:48:03 PM EDT by 52brandon]
the cat just crawled into a jar for the bonsai kitten thing. The other things are freaky looking and have to be fake. How could you seal a living animal in a plastic case to go to stores and somehow it would survive.

ETA: Now I see for sure they are fake. It would be cool to have one of the robotic ones though to freak people out
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:14:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By C-4:

Originally Posted By napalm:

Originally Posted By Xer0:
Live plastic wrapped bio-genetically created "pets"...

www.genpets.com/index.htm

Weird and kinda unsettling.




No, but Bonsai Kitten is real.

www.bonsaikitten.com/

www.bonsaikitten.com/squishGray.jpg



It is a practical impossibility on many levels. Funny as long as no one tries it.





No man! It's real; I saw it on the Internet!@!@!!


Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:26:06 PM EDT
The level of gullibility on this forum is
disturbing.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 3:34:35 PM EDT

<loads shotgun> PULL <fires shotgun>
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