Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 3/22/2006 6:47:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 6:54:17 PM EDT by Alaskanmoosehunter]
Evidently, that MF is up here shooting a movie about some jackass that got lost in the woods, snowed in and died.

Him and is crew looked like the biggest tourists and jackasses I've ever seen. They come in to the gas station in Cantwell, Ak with all this bullshit patagonia wear.

I wanted to do like that guy did to Jane Fonda and spit in his face...I had a good pinch of Skoal in my lip (Looking like a local hick).

I literally felt sick seeing this fucking asshole in my state...He didn't stay long.

I'm sure I will see him again...maybe in the next week or so.

Should I ask him.....
1. Why are you such a fucking traitor to this nation?
2. What's the deal with you shotgun durning Katrina if you are a anti-gunning P.O.S?
3. Did Madonna divorce you because you have a small dick or just cause your gay?
4. I don't see any starving Africans here....Are you sure your in the right place?
5. Did you bring you ass buddy John Kerry with you?

<Title edit. We do not have the F-word in thread titles. --tbk1>

How about Jerk-off?


Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:49:38 PM EDT
Ask him why his brother Chris died and he didn't?

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:50:34 PM EDT
He's sooo fucking lucky that you don't work at the carwash! (I'd start with #1 and work from there.)

TC

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:51:11 PM EDT
Ask him where his shotgun is.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:52:07 PM EDT
No offense bro but my supply of Sean Penn give-a-hoot is on backorder.

The best thing to do is just ignore the Hollywood types. That includes ignoring those stupid celebrity gossip shows among other things...WHO CARES?!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:52:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thunderchild:
He's sooo fucking lucky that you don't work at the carwash! (I'd start with #1 and work from there.)

TC




Haaa..I don't work there though. I drive trucks and that is a swap point for another rig to take my trailer.

GD I'm still sick!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:53:36 PM EDT
stick an unwrapped candybar in his pocket so a grizzly can follow him.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:55:12 PM EDT
"He's coming right for us!"

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:55:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Alaskanmoosehunter:

3. Did Madonna divorce you because you have a small dick or just cause your gay?







I vote 3
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:55:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
Ask him why his brother Chris died and he didn't?




Cuzz you can't kill trash.

Pete
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:55:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Alaskanmoosehunter:

Originally Posted By Thunderchild:
He's sooo fucking lucky that you don't work at the carwash! (I'd start with #1 and work from there.)

TC




Haaa..I don't work there though. I drive trucks and that is a swap point for another rig to take my trailer.

GD I'm still sick!





PS the "car wash" reference is where the "draw down" was born on ARFCOM
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:56:53 PM EDT
Let me guess: he's playing Chris McCandless, romanticizing another lefty loon.

Why can't he play Timothy Treadwell and die in a horrible trained-grizzly accident?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:57:16 PM EDT
A good Alaskan would have at least yelled "You Suck!!"
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:59:35 PM EDT
Just open-carry like you're allowed to do in Alaska and act semi-civil / half-cordial towards him. That in itself will fuck with his mind (what there is of it).

And ask him about the Madonna / small dick deal while you're at it.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:59:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:

The best thing to do is just ignore the Hollywood types. That includes ignoring those stupid celebrity gossip shows among other things...WHO CARES?!



AMEN. Without attention, the attention whores go away.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:04:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hanibal:

Originally Posted By deej86:

The best thing to do is just ignore the Hollywood types. That includes ignoring those stupid celebrity gossip shows among other things...WHO CARES?!



AMEN. Without attention, the attention whores go away.



+1, just pretend he's another scrawny punk from California....which is pretty much what he is, plus a whole lot of money and attitude.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:05:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CRC:
Ask him why his brother Chris died and he didn't?




This memo was leaked to the media by an anonymous source:


MEMORANDUM


FROM: The Almighty, CEO

TO: Department of Smiting

RE: Current Assignment

Your target was Sean Penn. Try again.


cc: Archangel Michael

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:08:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 7:09:06 PM EDT by HarrySacz]
Where are you in AK by the way? I used to live in Northway,wish i were still there sometimes. buying ammo in the grocery store is awesome.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:09:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:

MEMORANDUM


FROM: The Almighty, CEO

TO: Department of Smiting

RE: Current Assignment

Your target was Sean Penn. Try again.


cc: Archangel Michael




Wrong. So wrong.

But still so funny...
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:09:47 PM EDT
One of Krakauer's best books none the less. He was an idiot rich kid from Atlanta but the way the story is told through people he met along the way was well done. If you haven't read it, its worth it. Only takes about a day to read because its hard to put down and it's short.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:57:35 PM EDT
I believe he has a CCW in LA county.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:59:39 PM EDT
#3
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:00:02 PM EDT
There was a report of that tool owning an 'assault rifle'

So where was he when CA banned them?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:02:32 PM EDT
Just kick his ass.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:06:56 PM EDT
OK, I'm from Georgia, so pardon me asking... but what's wrong with Patagonia?

It keeps me warm and dry when I'm way up north in Tennessee.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:10:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blacklisted:
I believe he has a CCW in LA county.



yep pretty amazing with his history of violence huh?

didn't he shoot at a helicopter awhile back ?

some pigs are more equal than others
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:20:29 PM EDT
Who better to make a movie about someone who starved to death cause he was stupid than someone who left to thier own devices would starve to death in a matter of days (we can only hope) ?
Keep in mind in dealing with these people that if you look at any --ANY-- movie that has come out in the last 10-15 years that has any character in it thta is not from LA or NYC that character is a hick -- a redneck -- a trailer livin, wal mart shopin, white racisit homophobe possibly even a (GASP!) CHURCH GOer!,,,, and all are portrayed as dumber than dirt and backwards when in fact the reverse is true. All to try and create the perception that Hollywood is smarter than you and therefore thier opinion should mean a damm --and that the rest of America should do what they want.
Go ahead hock one on his $599 boots --if he could get chaw in his mouth without soiling himself he's scarcely hesitate to do it to you.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:31:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yekimak:
A good Alaskan would have at least yelled "You Suck!!"

+1
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:55:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:

Originally Posted By CRC:
Ask him why his brother Chris died and he didn't?




This memo was leaked to the media by an anonymous source:


MEMORANDUM


FROM: The Almighty, CEO

TO: Department of Smiting

RE: Current Assignment

Your target was Sean Penn. Try again.


cc: Archangel Michael






If I see him I'll be sure to let him know how much I care for him.
Top Top