Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 9/19/2004 8:13:41 AM EST
OK so its one of my friend's 40th birthday and one of the events of the birthday is a "jam" session. His wife invited all of his musician friends to a studio to jam and just have fun.

(Needless to say due to my life revolving around family and work my Bass Playing chops were ruuuuuuuuuuuusty!!!)

Anyway we get to their house and the party is REALLY going and his wife surprises him with a $2000.00 Cherrywood sunburst Les Paul guitar.

DAMN! that is a work of art... Lucky bastard!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:17:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 8:17:25 AM EST by Leisure_Shoot]
sort of....

The 94 Clinton crime Bill recently sunsetted, as some of you may be aware, and as a tribute, I presented myself with approx $1500 worth of AR15 parts and accessories and tools. My wife didn't really give me any trouble.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:18:23 AM EST
Wife hired a stripper for my B-day once...


Damn that was some good licherious



Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:19:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
sort of....

The 94 Clinton crime Bill recently sunsetted, as some of you may be aware, and as a tribute, I presented myself with approx $1500 worth of AR15 parts and accessories and tools. My wife didn't really give me any trouble.



Yeah but if she were a GREAT wife not only she would have bought it for you BUT PUT THE THING TOGETHER HERSELF... In a see thru nighty!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:30:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 8:53:02 AM EST by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:34:57 AM EST
My first anniversary gift was a Sig 229. My third was a Kimber Pro Elite. She loooooves me
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:37:37 AM EST
I'd like to see some pictures of these so-called wives. Either they are ubar or they are fucking amazing if they have good looks...and I can't any of us having super cool hot wives...
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:39:24 AM EST
Yeah, kinda.

After we had been going steady a year, she bought me a 5" Kimber for Christmas.....

Does that count??
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:47:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
I'd like to see some pictures of these so-called wives. Either they are ubar or they are fucking amazing if they have good looks...and I can't any of us having super cool hot wives...



...become a team member...
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:57:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Wife hired a stripper for my B-day once...


Male or female?



Eric The(MolonLabeThis!)Hun



Like you have to ask that question, ETH!

We all know it was the kind that played with DOLLS!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:59:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By lokt:

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
I'd like to see some pictures of these so-called wives. Either they are ubar or they are fucking amazing if they have good looks...and I can't any of us having super cool hot wives...



...become a team member...



Yeah no kidding... The wife pics in the Team Clubhouse are outstanding. I just didnt post any of my wife because I didnt want to put all of the others to shame
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:01:26 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:06:21 AM EST
For my birthday a couple of years ago, my missus surprised me with a new ARSENAL SAM-7M AK clone, four mags and a sweet carrying case to hold everything. Sweet UBR...Sweeter Womanz!

Darn near 32 years now...and she really gets it. I'm one lucky bastard!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:14:01 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:35:51 AM EST
Lets see here, one year she got me a Mac 11/9 submachinegun. Couple years later a MIG welder. This year its a plasma cutter.

Wouldn't trade her for the world.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:42:23 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:54:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Not me I'm afraid. My wife feels I need another guitar or gun for that matter like I need another hole in my head.

Tj



I hear you..I went and bought myself a new Colt Defender .45 last month, and she wanted to give me the hole in the head. ..fullclip
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:13:48 AM EST
Wife saw the Para Ord Warthog .45 on the cover of the Sept SGN. Asked me if I wanted it for my birthday coming up.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:17:44 AM EST
I do. Mine gets firearms and related stuff all the time. She even looks at SGN and asks about parts for various guns. For fathers day 2001, she got me a safe that is bigger than most closets, and doesn't complain about it being in the corner of the bedroom.

Redbaron
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:24:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Wife hired a stripper for my B-day once...


Male or female?



Eric The(MolonLabeThis!)Hun



That stung.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:26:17 AM EST
he paid for the guitar one way or another
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:30:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By gaspain:
he paid for the guitar one way or another



Well she has a high paying job (as well as he does) so I think it was all her.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:31:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Wife hired a stripper for my B-day once...


Male or female?



Eric The(MolonLabeThis!)Hun



Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:37:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Wife hired a stripper for my B-day once...


Damn that was some good licherious



Sgtar15



Barbie or Ken?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:52:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:59:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
Not me I'm afraid. My wife feels I need another guitarharmonica or gun for that matter like I need another hole in my head.

Tj



echo6
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 11:56:24 AM EST
Next year is a big one for me and the wife says the C5 corvette I want is mine if I behave and dont buy too many guns this year...........................................
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:54:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:57:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:09:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:52:13 PM EST
My wife bought me a Remington 11-87 for our first anniversary! That was pretty cool I always thought.
Top Top