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Posted: 11/10/2002 7:44:46 PM EDT
I did a personals ad on Yahoo. You know, all about me. Was totally open about liking to meet someone who shares my beliefs, including the whole Second Amendment thing. I got a response tonight. [b]FROM A GIRL!!!!![/b] Scott
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 7:46:51 PM EDT
Well, don't mean to burst your bubble.. but, it could be a *guy* pretending to be a girl.. :) I think it's quite common with all this internet chat/personals type stuff...
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 7:47:03 PM EDT
Just keep telling yourself that...
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 7:47:37 PM EDT
oh shit, the jig is up
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 7:47:58 PM EDT
Yeah, but a girl from what [b]SPECIES[/b] [:D]
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 7:49:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 7:52:59 PM EDT
Ask her if she's packin, Bullet's right!
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 7:55:04 PM EDT
so, how much did this "reply" cost and what 3rd world country is she from ? [}:D]
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 8:50:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 7IDL: so, how much did this "reply" cost and what 3rd world country is she from ? [}:D]
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Free and Georgia Scott
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 8:56:19 PM EDT
Id require a pic, but thats just me.
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 9:03:40 PM EDT
Just make sure she is 18. I've heard all about these chat rooms and personel ads.[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 11/10/2002 9:06:56 PM EDT
You do realize, don't you, that you're going to have to, like, you know, talk to her and stuff? cynic
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 5:38:33 AM EDT
I'm sure she has a pretty face
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 5:41:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 5:50:03 AM EDT
Prolly an unercover agent for ARF
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 5:54:30 AM EDT
Don't worry about how she looks, she will have a *great* personality!
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 5:55:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cynic: You do realize, don't you, that you're going to have to, like, you know, talk to her and stuff? cynic
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That's the scary part..... Scott
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 5:56:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: I bet she is really, really fat!
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Fat girls need love too!![BD] -T.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:01:40 AM EDT
Georgia? Probably one of those Army chicks...you know, the ones that had to pass the Snow Shovel Test at MEPS? Oh, you're not familiar with the Snow Shovel Test? 1) Have female enlistee seat herself on blade of snow shovel. 2) If, when viewed from the front, the snow shovel is completely obscured by ass, score the female candidate a 'go'. 3) If, however, any of the shovel is visible, have female candidate rise from the seated position. 4) Vigorously smack female candidate in face with shovel. 5) Score female candidate a 'go'.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:04:25 AM EDT
How long did it take for ya to get a hit??
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:11:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By liberty86: How long did it take for ya to get a hit??
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Couple of days..... Scott
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:15:54 AM EDT
When is her parole date?
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:19:07 AM EDT
bring flour.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:21:00 AM EDT
DScott, I met my wife through a personals ad I posted on AOL, about 7 years ago. I don't regret it and ain't lookin back. Life is good and I now have 2 daughters as well. dave
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:21:13 AM EDT
It's probably her: [img]http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAAAAAAyC!zdZlU7BY5k3Z8b0PEl2P63KFV6bDb­Qc55wFaiU20LJSPg$$~4AAAAAAAzG6vvtj7e1CnqVXdL0­8VYD0J8utLXuC*PCoSM$[/img]
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:23:15 AM EDT
The good news is she’s a swimsuit model. The bad news is she is miss May in the 2003 Krispy Kreme Calendar. THISISME
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:25:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By redray: bring flour.
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[b]LMFAO!!!![/b]
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:27:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:36:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:41:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: If you want to find womenz get religion.
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Got it: [url]http://personals.yahoo.com/display?ct_hft=preview&id=personals-1036602019-413047&noedit=1&dm=2[/url] Scott
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 6:42:12 AM EDT
Egads!
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Link Posted: 11/11/2002 7:39:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/11/2002 7:39:52 AM EDT by bunghole]
I can tell you from experience that you should require her to send a "proof of life" type picture. Tell her you want a full body picture with her holding the latest edition of the New York Times. I am a member at a singles board and many of the women over there seem to think that being 50+ pounds overweight gives them and "average" or "athletic" build. [puke]
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:17:14 AM EDT
Come on guys, Yahoo personals aren't that bad. There was this one woman that I met through a personal on yahoo about 2 years ago... we really hit it off. Actually, we got married a little over a week ago! [;)]
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:28:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/11/2002 8:29:22 AM EDT by cmjohnson]
The ultimate nightmare catch with an ad like that is a girl who is genuinely pretty and genuinely built like a brick shithouse and has a genuinely nice personality. Why? Because she is probably a genuine nymphomaniac (hose hound) and as a result, has a disease that can genuinely pass right through three condoms at once and cause your tallywhacker to change colors three times (like leaves in autumn) and fall off in half an hour, leaving you to die in agony about a year later! As a general rule, before I get intimate with a new prospective girlfriend, I bring up the subject of bestiality in the conversation. If she seems to be knowledgeable about the topic, then I run like hell! [BD] [:X*] [stick] CJ
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:40:19 AM EDT
Dave and the Cameraman, pix and a long story please.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 8:42:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cmjohnson:As a general rule, before I get intimate with a new prospective girlfriend, I bring up the subject of bestiality in the conversation. If she seems to be knowledgeable about the topic, then I run like hell! [BD] [:X*] [stick] CJ
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How exactly do you work that into a conversation?
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 9:19:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/11/2002 9:21:31 AM EDT by gunman0]
Originally Posted By littlemarine:
Originally Posted By cmjohnson:As a general rule, before I get intimate with a new prospective girlfriend, I bring up the subject of bestiality in the conversation. If she seems to be knowledgeable about the topic, then I run like hell! [BD] [:X*] [stick] CJ
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How exactly do you work that into a conversation?
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Obviously, he hasn't been "intimate" in a while do to his "Do you think my dog has a nice penis?" question he always asks just before heading to the bedroom. Edited becuse I can't speel.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 10:19:40 AM EDT
Just bring up the red rocket "South Park" episode...if she laughs...run really fast...
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 10:22:03 AM EDT
sesat_ram: I'm at the office right now, so I don't have access to my AT&T account to host a pic. I'll try to post one when I get home later tonight. We chatted on yahoo and on the phone for about a week before we met. She really enjoyed my sense of humor and my voice, and I enjoyed meeting someone who wasn't turned off by my sense of humor. Neither of us wanted the first date to end, and we just kept kinda melting into each other from there! [:D] Before I met her, I had actually gone on many many dates as a result of meeting on the internet. Most of my experiences were very favorable, including one previous relationship that lasted about a year and a half. The trick is to talk a whole lot to somebody (both on the phone and online chat) before you decide to meet them. I think that was the key to my success.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 11:05:13 AM EDT
You better be damned careful. One of the alphabet soup agencies just initiated OPERATION SYREN and you may be one of the first candidates. This is similar to the program the feds and other law enforcement uses to capture chat room pedophiles. In OPERATION SYREN they have female agents go online to snag single gun owning males. After the agent gets the subject thoroughly p-whipped she encourages him and his associates to break federal firearms laws. Then the feds sweep in and arrest everyone in the "domestic terrorist group".
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 12:31:34 PM EDT
Imbrog, I'll be cautious..... Scott
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Link Posted: 11/11/2002 2:28:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/11/2002 2:29:50 PM EDT by thedave1164]
Not to hijack DScott's thread, I was going to seminary in St Louis, at 30 I was the 3rd oldest there, all the women there were younger than 20 with only a couple of exceptions that were under 23. I was tired of playing games and dating for a couple of years to find out that I was a nice guy, but...... Then they would be off to marry some loser long haired biker type that had never held a steady job in his life, get abused then try to find me and get back together. So I posted an ad in the AOL Chriastian singles board, back in 95, three days later I had two replies. My wife was one of those. We spent almost $400 on AOL time just chatting, and $1600 on phone bills. We never exchanged pics, and the first time we met was when I was moving to Reno so we could get married. Looks didn't really matter, as long as she wasn't >250lbs. We are happy and have two daughters 3 and 5. Meeting someone online is not what I recommend, but it can work. I have dated several girls that were easy 9's and my wife would be considered by some to be a 5. But the 9's were fakes and my wife is true blue. It's funny, but I worked in a rest home for a while and when the girl you marry for life turns 70 or 80, they all start looking the same. But the ones with the nasty, bitter attitudes get worse, and the ones with the good attitudes get better. Remember, a guy marries a woman expecting her to never change, and she always does. A woman marries a man thinking he'll change, and he never does. Good luck, DScott dave
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 2:30:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: I can tell you from experience that you should require her to send a "proof of life" type picture. Tell her you want a full body picture with her holding the latest edition of the New York Times. I am a member at a singles board and many of the women over there seem to think that being 50+ pounds overweight gives them and "average" or "athletic" build. [puke]
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I've had friends (no not myself) that would meet up with "thin" women, and they were AT LEAST 500 LBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No kidding! They were THAT DISGUSTING! They viewed themselves as "thin"... what a joke! And get this, they expect you to like them for who they are and trust them, etc., yet they LIE about their size!
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 2:37:40 PM EDT
I met a woman on Yahoo! Personals during my initial post-divorce Wild Phase. She was a LITTLE older, a LITTLE heavier, SLIGHTLY more psycho, and NOT QUITE as good looking as her ad stated. But I had a real good time with her for about 4 months. I don't regret it. But do be careful.
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 2:41:42 PM EDT
Now, if I were single and looking I'd check out one of these fine looking Russki babes: [url]www.aprettywoman.com[/url]
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 2:49:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt: I did a personals ad on Yahoo. You know, all about me. Was totally open about liking to meet someone who shares my beliefs, including the whole Second Amendment thing. I got a response tonight. [b]FROM A GIRL!!!!![/b] Scott
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Watch out...I did the same thing. We'll be married 4 years this Jan!
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 3:04:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DScottHewitt:
Originally Posted By 7IDL: so, how much did this "reply" cost and what 3rd world country is she from ? [}:D]
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Free and Georgia Scott
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Replies on yahoo Personals are not free: "Only subscribers can reply to ads or Instant Message with other members. Subscribe now for full access to one of the most exciting singles scenes on the Internet. This is your chance to connect with millions of great people who are serious about starting a new relationship. As a member you can reply to any ad you see on Yahoo! Personals."
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 3:08:48 PM EDT
Scott, is that link to your ad or the girl's ?
Link Posted: 11/11/2002 3:24:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Philadelphia_GunMan: Scott, is that link to your ad or the girl's ?
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[:D]
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