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Posted: 2/22/2006 1:28:39 PM EDT
Hello my new friend!
My name - Elena. To me of 28 years. I live in Russia city
Cheboksary! I saw your structure on a site, you have very much liked
me, and I have decided to write only to you my friend! My girlfriend
has found to itself the man on the Internet, now it is happy with him.
They are already married, and soon wait for the child! My girlfriend
has advised to come to me on the Internet and to find the love!
Therefore I write to you my friend! I want to write to you a little
about myself! I very sincere, beautiful, and fair! I very much want to
find the love, and to marry. I very much love children, and I dream of
happy family with my favourite person! I work as the waiter in a bar!
I very much want to correspond with you my friend. If you are
interested in me, please write to me on my e-mail Elenkablu@rambler.ru
I shall be very glad if you will write to me! I shall wait with my
hope of your letter. I very much want that I have seen your letter. It
will be small happiness for me my friend! If you write to me, I shall
send you my photo! I very much hope my friend!

Your friend from Russia Elena!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:34:11 PM EDT
Bout damn time you got some play.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:35:15 PM EDT
what are you waiting for, write her and get her picture!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:36:01 PM EDT
Everyone get's hit on by Russian Girls but me.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:36:13 PM EDT
Looking for free medical care.
Yep, that's it.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:36:34 PM EDT
Oh, I thought she was trying to do it while you had her in the stirrups....

What do you have to lose, Russian pie is good pie!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:37:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
what are you waiting for, write her and get her picture!



then post it
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:37:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 1:39:59 PM EDT by Spooge5150]
It's a cheap form letter trap.


Beware!


Looking for western men to prey on. I'm sure she has a team of people working with her on this.



Not trying to deflat your fun, just beware.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:37:50 PM EDT
So how are you getting hooked up from people half-way around the world, my friend
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:38:01 PM EDT
Can she land a triple toe loop?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:38:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rbailey:

Originally Posted By bastiat:
what are you waiting for, write her and get her picture!



then post it



see if you can get her to pose with a pancake on her head, just to 'put your mind at ease' that somebody won't scam you with a model pic.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:38:53 PM EDT
My boss had a Russian girl fly over she came up with all the money on her own. He said theyhad a lot of fun . But she wanted to get married, he said no she found some guy in a week to marry her. She was one hell of a looker too.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:39:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 1:40:05 PM EDT by j-fonz]
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:46:49 PM EDT
It's a trap!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:47:38 PM EDT
And why again is prostitution illegal?


This thread is worthless, since your response letter to her, my friend.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:47:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MaddMan:
My boss had a Russian girl fly over she came up with all the money on her own. He said theyhad a lot of fun . But she wanted to get married, he said no she found some guy in a week to marry her. She was one hell of a looker hooker too.




fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:51:50 PM EDT
Ask her if she is into swingin'! Have her bring a female friend.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:54:41 PM EDT
Ask her if she likes "one in the pink....and one in the stink". If so, marry her.

Just kidding.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:07:25 PM EDT
A lot of Russian women are gorgeous, until they open their mouths. If you think the Brits have bad teeth, you don't want to see Russian teeth...
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:10:06 PM EDT
Make sure her CAT is healthy before you pick her up, eh, Doc?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:11:24 PM EDT
Chicks with dicks!!


Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:12:07 PM EDT
Too old. Russians age badly.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:28:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
A lot of Russian women are gorgeous, until they open their mouths. If you think the Brits have bad teeth, you don't want to see Russian teeth...




Rodent, something tells me you could fill a library with your experiences.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:42:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Shane333:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
A lot of Russian women are gorgeous, until they open their mouths. If you think the Brits have bad teeth, you don't want to see Russian teeth...




Rodent, something tells me you could fill a library with your experiences.



And every one of them had decent teeth, too.

A rodent's got to have standards.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:44:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 2:45:16 PM EDT by SpecialOperator]


http://www.snapshotsofthepast.com/loadedloosewomenvdstdwarposter.html

I HAVE to buy this poster.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:45:01 PM EDT
aren't the younger Russian generations experiencing a massive increase in AIDS and HIV related cases?


could've sworn I had read that somewhere
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:47:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rob78:
aren't the younger Russian generations experiencing a massive increase in AIDS and HIV related cases?


could've sworn I had read that somewhere



I saw on PBS that in eastern russia, the percentage of those with aids will surpass anywhere in africa soon.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:53:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnBuuu:

Originally Posted By rob78:
aren't the younger Russian generations experiencing a massive increase in AIDS and HIV related cases?


could've sworn I had read that somewhere



I saw on PBS that in eastern russia, the percentage of those with aids will surpass anywhere in africa soon.



FUCK HER AND TELL US IF IT'S TRUE!!!!!


jake


p.s. come on take one for the team
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:13:56 PM EDT
The problem with Russians and ex commies as a rule is that they have lives so long in a secular Godless society where certain survival skills are required has made them more or less without morals.

They dont have second thoughts about stealing, fucking or whatever people do to live. I have a Russian friend who tells me that fucking in Russia is like shaking your hand. Its for entertainment and thats all and with anybody.

It doesnt take rocket scientist to realize why the AIDs and HIV rates are so high. We wont even start talking about the abortion rate. Supposedly the last literature on Russia I read said the average Russian woman would have 6 to 9 abortion in her reproductive years. That where free medical care under commie system made it cheaper to get abortions then buy quality birth control.

Thats a problem because a lot of American men presume the women are like us. But most of them are not.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:20:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
The problem with Russians and ex commies as a rule is that they have lives so long in a secular Godless society where certain survival skills are required has made them more or less without morals.

They dont have second thoughts about stealing, fucking or whatever people do to live. I have a Russian friend who tells me that fucking in Russia is like shaking your hand. Its for entertainment and thats all and with anybody.

It doesnt take rocket scientist to realize why the AIDs and HIV rates are so high. We wont even start talking about the abortion rate. Supposedly the last literature on Russia I read said the average Russian woman would have 6 to 9 abortion in her reproductive years. That where free medical care under commie system made it cheaper to get abortions then buy quality birth control.

Thats a problem because a lot of American men presume the women are like us. But most of them are not.





...................................o.k., but seriously dude-FUCK HER!!!!


jake



p.s. o.k., i'm gonna leave you alone now-i'm logging off..................audios!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:26:30 PM EDT
I traded a couple emails with this hot Katerina chick. After I said that I had no money to give her the emails stopped.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:30:21 PM EDT
Dude, she might be both of ours.

<snip>Hello my name is Elena! .
About itself: I cheerful, clever, romantic, me of 27 years,
growth 170, do not smoke, I like to be engaged in knitting.
I was never married. I the lonely girl,
search for the person of the dream, the love for ever.
You have very much liked me.
I want to learn about you more.
If I have interested you write to me on mine e-mail:
It will be more convenient to us to correspond if you will write to me on mine email.
I with impatience shall look forward to hearing from you.

Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:31:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 3:32:40 PM EDT by LVMIKE]
I guarantee someone else has already _______ it in the ______ and ______ ____.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:47:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
A lot of Russian women are gorgeous, until they open their mouths. If you think the Brits have bad teeth, you don't want to see Russian teeth...




sorta like this??

Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:16:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Everyone get's hit on by Russian Girls but me.



Nah dude, you're not alone in this.


-K
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:37:39 PM EDT
Don't Google image search "Russian bride".
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:57:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
The problem with Russians and ex commies as a rule is that they have lives so long in a secular Godless society where certain survival skills are required has made them more or less without morals.

They dont have second thoughts about stealing, fucking or whatever people do to live. I have a Russian friend who tells me that fucking in Russia is like shaking your hand. Its for entertainment and thats all and with anybody.

It doesnt take rocket scientist to realize why the AIDs and HIV rates are so high. We wont even start talking about the abortion rate. Supposedly the last literature on Russia I read said the average Russian woman would have 6 to 9 abortion in her reproductive years. That where free medical care under commie system made it cheaper to get abortions then buy quality birth control.

Thats a problem because a lot of American men presume the women are like us. But most of them are not.



OK. Now I'm completely creeped out.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:58:39 PM EDT
Do her for America
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:38:16 PM EDT
Elena must have moved -- when she was emailing me, she lived in Ukraine.

There *are* some good Russian and Ukrainian women out there. A friend of mine married one (went to a "marriage agency", went over for two weeks, brought her back). Last I heard, they were still quite happy together. His marriage has lasted longer than most American-to-American marriages of other friends of mine.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:54:20 AM EDT
You do realize that this is Elena right:

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 9:53:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mute:
You do realize that this is Elena right:

www.oblivion.net/~y0fun/mariaman.JPG



She did say: " I work as the waiter in a bar!"

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 11:29:28 AM EDT
tag

Waiting for the pic of her with a pancake on her head.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 12:05:04 PM EDT
Get some pics up already.
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