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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:50:08 AM EDT
OK a little background,

I have ICE, on the roads, main higways are passable, BUT side roads are ICE ICE baby....about 1/2in of ice.

I also live at the top of a small hill....

On of the guys up the road got stuck, could not get up the road, so I helped the guy get his truck up the road, took awhile, but he made it...

He said he was leaving work and had to get back later today, he dressed in a suit, I said where do you work?

I manage a funeral home in town...

Sweet, I then said, hook me up with a discount when it is my time....

No problem, you got it, Thanks for your help......

You just never know......


Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:52:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:56:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 7:57:11 AM EDT by jmarkma]

Originally Posted By 1shott:
OK a little background,

I have ICE, on the roads, main higways are passable, BUT side roads are ICE ICE baby....about 1/2in of ice.

I also live at the top of a small hill....

On of the guys up the road got stuck, could not get up the road, so I helped the guy get his truck up the road, took awhile, but he made it...

He said he was leaving work and had to get back later today, he dressed in a suit, I said where do you work?

I manage a funeral home in town...


Sweet, I then said, hook me up with a discount when it is my time....

No problem, you got it, Thanks for your help......

You just never know......





Well if the shipping doesn't kill ya I can hook you up with a discounted wood casket
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 8:03:20 AM EDT
[caddyshack]"So, I got that going for me."[/caddyshack]
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 9:27:27 AM EDT
Thats great news. Hope you don't take him up on it anytime soon though. Thats a business that I couldn't handle, i guess it takes a different kind of person.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 9:42:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1dreamer:
Thats great news. Hope you don't take him up on it anytime soon though. Thats a business that I couldn't handle, i guess it takes a different kind of person.



I'm planning my Funeral

You can plan now and save your family money and some heart ache.

Urns

Life Gem
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 9:46:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 9:47:50 AM EDT by grizzlyarms]

Originally Posted By Bostonterrier97:

Life Gem




why would you want to have your dead loved ones made into jewelery?


i wonder if they would let me just hang finger bones in a necklace?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 9:47:25 AM EDT
What are you going to buy with the savings?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 10:06:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
What are you going to buy with the savings?



A life.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 10:19:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
What are you going to buy with the savings?




Hookers...
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 10:56:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/19/2006 10:58:13 AM EDT by Bostonterrier97]

Originally Posted By grizzlyarms:

Originally Posted By Bostonterrier97:

Life Gem




why would you want to have your dead loved ones made into jewelery?


i wonder if they would let me just hang finger bones in a necklace?



I want some of my remains to be made into a diamond.

My reasons are that if I am buried within a very short period of time, my relatives and friends will not visit my gravesite.

If I am merely cremated with my ashes scattered there will be no physical reminder of me within their memories.

However if I am turned into a diamond, I can be passed down from generation to generation, or hocked or stolen.

But in a last sort of resort, I could be hocked if my kid ever gets desperate for money.

As for savings...well you can't take it with you (well yes you can, you can be burned atop a huge stack of money).
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 10:57:59 AM EDT
I get a free military funeral.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 10:59:45 AM EDT

When I was in Oregon I got a coupon for free "Youth in Asia" !
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 11:09:00 AM EDT
Early planning for impending death........ Bad Ju Ju
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