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Posted: 6/4/2008 5:25:02 AM EST
My wife has been watching those reality tattoo shows --Miami Ink and etc. - And wants to get a tattoo - Anybody out there in Ar15 land have a tattooed wife and what are the pro and cons to getting them. Any heavily tattoo wives or woman out there and if you have pics , please post.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:26:38 AM EST


I love these threads.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:26:58 AM EST
ost this should be good
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:27:54 AM EST
The ghettoization of America has one more member
Fook tats
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:28:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 5:30:22 AM EST by david_g17]
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Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:28:41 AM EST
Tell her to get some tribal graphics on her lower back.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:29:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By MTUSA:
The ghettoization of America has one more member
Fook tats



and fook trolls
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:29:13 AM EST
If my wife did that, I'd slap some sense into her before throwing her bodily out of the house.


But she'd never do that, she thinks they're as nasty as I do.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:29:36 AM EST
"Give me a big, tattooed woman. Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer and movin' pictures all year long."

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:30:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 5:31:13 AM EST by junebug68]
I would only suggest getting something timeless and meaningful. I would also suggest getting something that is covered up by regular work attire. Oh, and get a GOOD artist to do the work. Good luck!

ETA:In before the tattoo haters.

Guess I was too late.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:30:52 AM EST
I have asked before, and I will ask again...how much are some of those bigger tattoos that those folks get? I remember my friends complaining about prices years ago.


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:31:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 5:33:58 AM EST by bluezerosix]
IBTL!!!



I've said it before and I'll say it again...

Tattoos on an otherwise attractive woman is like spray-painting graffitti on a masterpiece sculpture...it looks trashy.



ETA: +1 on the "ghettoization of America".

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:31:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By tacomaman:
My wife has been watching those reality tattoo shows --Miami Ink and etc. - And wants to get a tattoo - Anybody out there in Ar15 land have a tattooed wife and what are the pro and cons to getting them. Any heavily tattoo wives or woman out there and if you have pics , please post.


Let her do it ,it just a tattoo not a sex change.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:31:44 AM EST
In before the tattoo haters.

Oops too late.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:32:00 AM EST
can't go wrong with the ole fake gun tat:

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:32:23 AM EST
When I was in Reno last month, I noticed these billboards all over town advertising laser removal for tramp stamps.


Just think about the old guys at the nursing homes with the saggy skin and tat's.


But who am I to tell you that I think it is a foolish choice.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:34:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/6/2008 6:44:23 PM EST by Dusty_C]

Originally Posted By ByteTheBullet:
I have asked before, and I will ask again...how much are some of those bigger tattoos that those folks get? I remember my friends complaining about prices years ago.


ByteTheBullet (-:
Between one and five hundred an hour depending on size, intricacy, number of color, types of lines, number of equipment changes, location on the body, how much the artist likes the person getting the ink, the time of day, the day of the week, and the time of year.

For the record, you haven't seen the best of the best on TV. Paul Booth has a 2 year waiting list.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:35:01 AM EST
"Only sailors and whores have tatoos"

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:46:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By tacomaman:
My wife has been watching those reality tattoo shows --Miami Ink and etc. - And wants to get a tattoo - Anybody out there in Ar15 land have a tattooed wife and what are the pro and cons to getting them. Any heavily tattoo wives or woman out there and if you have pics , please post.


I'd have to see some revealing pics of your wife before I could give you advice. Send nude photos to my inbox.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:48:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By thedave1164:
When I was in Reno last month, I noticed these billboards all over town advertising laser removal for tramp stamps.


Just think about the old guys at the nursing homes with the saggy skin and tat's.


But who am I to tell you that I think it is a foolish choice.



When you're old, are you really gonna give a shit? You're already looking like death anyway.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:50:02 AM EST
I would get rid of cable.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:51:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
"Only sailors and whores have tatoos"



If my grandfather who fought in the pacific were still alive I'd share your sentiments with him.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:51:35 AM EST
Interestingly enough the newly appointed playmate of the year has a tatoo. Its the word respect written right over her gina.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:52:22 AM EST
Paging "Thewind"

Didn't his lady get inked recently?
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:53:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By david_g17:
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I toyed with the idea of getting a tattoo once when I was in my early 20's. Thought long and hard about it. Decided that I didn't want something that permanent.... there wasn't any image out there that I loved so much that I was willing to permanently mark my skin up like that. So here I sit, tat free.

YMMV.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:53:02 AM EST
Tell her I disapprove.

That should settle the matter.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:56:25 AM EST
She'll look awesome when she's 60.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 5:57:47 AM EST
Its just a symptom.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:00:31 AM EST
I'd say, "Honey, if I wanted a cheap tattooed whore, I wouldn't have married you. My vote is an emphatic and definite no. The tattoo will be your declaration of your intent to get divorced."


Yeah, really. I'm that much against them. If I married a woman who had none, I'd
fully expect her to keep her tattoo count unchanged.

I wouldn't rule out the possibility of marrying a woman who already had a tattoo, or maybe
more than one, but I would not look favorably upon her adding more to the collection
once I was married to her.


Think what you like, it's a free country last I checked. Including the freedom to have my
own attitude, of course.


CJ
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:02:32 AM EST
"Painted Ladies And A Bottle Of Wine"
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:03:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 6:05:13 AM EST by HeckThomas]
becareful with reality shows, next she'll want to have sex with a little person and then remodel the kitchen.

she can get the tat when she wants one, not because she's hooked on a show.

have her select the tat and hang it next to her mirror, if she still wants it in a year than go for it.

avg 100 per hour, a well known artist 200+ per hour

also do you have any? if she does you'll need one to otherwise it's like finding out your girl had a threesome and you never did.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:03:54 AM EST
Tattoo's can be very expensive. I've paid $100 per hour for large work, but depending on the location, you may pay more. I have a friend that got tattooed by Clark at Hart and huntington and he paid $200 per hour if I remember correctly.


Kore Flatmo out of Cincinanti and LA does some also tattoo's too, but he has a bit of a waiting list usually.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:04:35 AM EST
Women and Tats, Np here if strategically placed.

I asked the Artist in Columbus what was the weirdest Tat he ever done. He said a lady wanted her entire Clit Tat'd Black, he said a very high quote figuring she would say no, she had it done.


It may be a BS story but how about you have your Mrs get it done and be the first to post it here.


I will await your EPIC reply.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:20:12 AM EST
Slut Stains, FTL.

Tell her to get the word "FUCK" stained up on her forehead.

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:23:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:32:04 AM EST
My wife has a tattoo , it's not really a big deal.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:32:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:34:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
If you think the thread is trolling, don't reply it in.

If you personally think that women with tattoos LOOK like "whores" to you - then be sure to phrase it as your personal opinion. Calling another man's wife a whore is not something that is tolerated here!



would it be wrong to ask him to post pics so we can see what deal is?
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:37:46 AM EST
but seriously...

I would have her get this one:



except with Marge Simpson.


Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:38:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 6:47:20 AM EST by DaveS]
Wife got one a few days ago. Will post pic when I get home.

Dave S

She'll be 50 this 25FEB09.



I paid for this and another expensive 14K one a few years ago. All the young nurses chickened out on the pain factor.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:45:33 AM EST
My wife has 3 tattoos, one covers most of her back (down her spine). I like tat's, I have 8 and am getting more, so is she. No big deal.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 6:46:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By shootemup:
Tell her to get some tribal graphics on her lower back.


Those are so old school. Just get the straight up Bulls-Eye on the lower back with the "Easy Anal Access" Label.

Then a "Former Junkie" tat on the wrist is always good.

And "Don't Hire Me" in japanese letters on the nape of the neck is a good finisher.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:05:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 7:07:32 AM EST by FSUChris]
I have several (3) tattoos. Two of them I love- one I wish never happened and anything short of my leg being amputated, it is not going away. Anybody who has been tattooed will tell you "you don't stop at one". I will have more eventually, but they will be thought out and not some random dumbass 18 year old kid idea. Do I like to see women tattooed? NO! Would it stop me from dating a woman w/ tats? No, but would make me wonder what they are making up for. Men generally/ historically, have been tattooed to show an accomplishment or heritage of somesort. Getting a tattoo in the small of a womans back of a butterfly, show no accomplishment or heritage beyond skankery and the progression and evolution of it. Tell her to choose wisely.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:06:09 AM EST
I like the idea of a skee-ball table layout on the back, but my wife won't go for it.

Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:11:50 AM EST
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Originally Posted By david_g17:
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Is there a problem with a low post count?
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:12:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/4/2008 7:13:48 AM EST by PUBBOY]
I think if it's a classic design and in a special place, it would be cool. Flaming dragon skulls don't look cool on girls...

Have her check out the Sailor Jerry designs. He is the man that brought the art over to America from Japan, before WWII. His shop was in Hawaii and he put tats on sailors from around the world during his career. He died in the 70's.

Any good tat parlor will have either flashes of his work, or some of the large books of his work that has been compiled over the years. He has a series of mermaids that is awesome, and his swallows are really beautiful.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:15:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By DWFAN:

Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
"Only sailors and whores have tatoos"



If my grandfather who fought in the pacific were still alive I'd share your sentiments with him.


Was he a sailor?
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:15:47 AM EST
One more brick in the towering "MARRIAGE IS FOR SUCKERS" monument.

If it was a girlfriend, you wouldn't care, or if you did, you would get a new one. Since it's your wife, you're stuck with her and must negotiate. Have fun!

Thanks for posting this thread!
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:16:06 AM EST
In before the Hep C update.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:27:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By david_g17:
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What the Hell does any of the above have to do with the OP's question?!
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 7:27:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By RetroRevolver77:

Originally Posted By DWFAN:

Originally Posted By Frank_The_Tank:
"Only sailors and whores have tatoos"



If my grandfather who fought in the pacific were still alive I'd share your sentiments with him.


Was he a sailor?


Nope
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