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Posted: 7/23/2013 6:04:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:06:22 PM EDT
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Gotta fill space on all 87 ESPN channels
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:07:02 PM EDT
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Because it's a sport...like baseball.

And by sport, I mean both activities have out of shape participants who are "all-stars".  
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:08:16 PM EDT
[#3]
it gets better ratings than hockey
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:08:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Hand / Eye coordination


Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:09:23 PM EDT
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AGREED!
God I hate that and the stupid people who participate in that stupid waste of time!
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:09:26 PM EDT
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The "E" in ESPN stands for "Entertainment".  

Some must find that entertaining.



Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:09:27 PM EDT
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and it's cheap to produce for broadcast.  



 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:09:29 PM EDT
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Where have you been for the last 10 years bro?  
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:09:31 PM EDT
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lol, i love watching WSOP. i find it exciting. to each their own i suppose. i've never been able to watch televised golf or tennis.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:09:35 PM EDT
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I would enjoy ESPN much more if the suits that ran the network would pull the pons out of their manginas and actually discuss contact sports instead of glorifying the continued pussification of the American male through political correctness.  That network is worthless.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:10:13 PM EDT
[#11]
Chris Moneymaker.  That's why.

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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:11:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Sport it is not. Poker was broadcast back when there was an NHL strike and they needed filler, from what I remember. They obviously had enough viewers to run a broadcast once in a while. Who knew?

Who wants to watch 24 hrs of MMA and NFL anyway?
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:13:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Meg Tilly
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:15:00 PM EDT
[#14]

It's more closely aligned with Americans' interests, namely sitting around and eating.  

Real sports are sweaty and hard work.  

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:20:28 PM EDT
[#15]
Chess tournaments used to be on network TV...





Speed
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:21:28 PM EDT
[#16]
I love watching poker.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:21:35 PM EDT
[#17]
i wondered the same thing
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:26:57 PM EDT
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Multiplayer Starcraft

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:27:45 PM EDT
[#19]
Because it is one of the few sports without doping charges?











Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:28:29 PM EDT
[#20]
How many times do we have to listen to you whine about this.  Turn your goddamn TV off.



http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1460729_.html




Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:31:04 PM EDT
[#21]
I would much rather watch poker than most sports. I guess like anything if you like the game it is very interesting and entertaining.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:32:49 PM EDT
[#22]
Still better than sportscenter.

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:33:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:34:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Poker is awesome. It took me a while to pick it up but it is quite fun if you are not playing with a bunch of douche bags who act like they are on WSOP.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:34:07 PM EDT
[#25]
I've seen everything from Scrabble tournaments to "The View: Sports Edition". ESPN barely ever shows actual games in progress in comparison.

Ever see the movie Dodgeball? ESPN 8: THE OCHO? It's not exactly far off from the truth.

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:34:45 PM EDT
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That would be an awesome channel.  No boring shit like baseball, basketball, golf, tennis, hockey or soccer?  Sign me up.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:35:42 PM EDT
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And trying to see which one could put on the best "tough guy" look.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:36:33 PM EDT
[#28]
is this where I laugh at Bass fishing as a competive sport with all the trappings of a water soaked nascar event with trucks, boats and anglers covered with stupid advertising?
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:36:49 PM EDT
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How many times do we have to listen to you whine about this.  Turn your goddamn TV off.



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Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:38:06 PM EDT
[#30]
My mom was very entertained at Buffalo Wild Wings last week. She couldn't believe they were betting into the millions. I agree with you though Zhukov.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:40:50 PM EDT
[#31]
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Way more exciting than golf or cricket. In fact I'd rather watch poker than NBA basketball. (note that I will watch college ball).
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:41:55 PM EDT
[#32]
As long as people like you keep tuning in, they'll keep putting on garbage like that. When viewership drops off, they'll have to put actually entertaining sports on.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:43:09 PM EDT
[#33]
I do. Not as much as I used to though.



It seems
the amount of poker I watch is directly correlated to how much I am
actively playing. When I was living in Vegas I played a LOT of poker (live and online) and if I wasn't playing poker then I was reading/talking about it and watching it.



Nowadays I will watch if it's on and I only play every month or two.

Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:44:41 PM EDT
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How many times do we have to listen to you whine about this.  Turn your goddamn TV off.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1460729_.html

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What happens when a Site Staff member dupes themselves?  Does the duped thread get locked? Does it make a sound?
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:49:13 PM EDT
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How many times do we have to listen to you whine about this.  Turn your goddamn TV off.



http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1460729_.html



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What happens when a Site Staff member dupes themselves?  Does the duped thread get locked? Does it make a sound?
Something about dividing by zero I think.



 
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:51:37 PM EDT
[#36]
Actually Poker rates right up there with the OSHA approved American Sports.
Link Posted: 7/23/2013 6:52:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Why are you watching TV when the 400MT Louisiana salt dome is fixin to launch like some colossal geological mucus plug?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:37:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:44:36 AM EDT
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Because they can only loop 1/2 hour of news so many times in 24 hours
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:45:29 AM EDT
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Wut?
Bing search didn't turn up anything useful.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:46:12 AM EDT
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It sure is a lot more exciting to watch than golf.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:48:21 AM EDT
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People watch it.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:48:52 AM EDT
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Better than watching a bunch of thugs run around with a ball.

Or ever worse, a bunch of silly euros play football soccer.

I, for one, can't wait for The Ocho.  Lawnmower racing is AWESOME.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:54:18 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:54:37 AM EDT
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Probably the same reason there's no MUSIC on MTV.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:55:42 AM EDT
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She's got a lot miles on her but has very nice humps....
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 5:58:09 AM EDT
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Wut?
Bing search didn't turn up anything useful.
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Wut?
Bing search didn't turn up anything useful.


http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1511030_Louisiana_sinkhole_now_24_acres.html&light=sinkhole
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:01:48 AM EDT
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Same reason Honey BooBoo is on TLC...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:02:01 AM EDT
[#49]
ESPN is on it's way to being the next MTV. I suppose late at night or during the day when most people are at work they need something to fill their slots so they pick less mainstream "sports".
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 6:05:17 AM EDT
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It's more closely aligned with Americans' interests, namely sitting around and eating.  

Real sports are sweaty and hard work.  

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It's more closely aligned with Americans' interests, namely sitting around and eating.  

Real sports are sweaty and hard work.  



Because playing cards for money is a recent development in society....

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How many times do we have to listen to you whine about this.  Turn your goddamn TV off.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1460729_.html

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll111/AKSig/gifs/OhSnap-1.gif
 


What happens when a Site Staff member dupes themselves?  Does the duped thread get locked? Does it make a sound?
Something about dividing by zero I think.
 


Does this mean we have to bring in a special prosecutor moderator to determine if this thread should be locked?
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