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Posted: 9/17/2009 12:19:55 PM EDT
[Forgive me if this has already been posted]

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:20:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:21:52 PM EDT
[#2]
I like it.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:22:54 PM EDT
[#3]
Old, but still funny..
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:23:23 PM EDT
[#4]
nice
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:25:01 PM EDT
[#5]
good one
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:25:07 PM EDT
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that's funny




serious question though.

did native americans have STD's before white people came to america?


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:38:36 PM EDT
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Quoted:


that's funny




serious question though.

did native americans have STD's before white people came to america?




Syphilis apparently came from the New World.  I'd say its a fair trade for coffee
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:48:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:50:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:52:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Gonna have to give that one two thumbs up!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:52:53 PM EDT
[#11]
Well we were born racist sooo......at birth?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:54:01 PM EDT
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True, true.......
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:57:14 PM EDT
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that's a disgusting racial stereotype of white people

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:57:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:59:35 PM EDT
[#15]
Racist.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:59:41 PM EDT
[#16]
lol
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 12:59:47 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Well we were born racist sooo......at birth?


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 1:10:03 PM EDT
[#18]
Instead of fully conquering and or eradicating, we started listening to "feelings".
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