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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/22/2005 2:08:22 PM EDT
So I get stuck in traffic behind this mini-van plastered with bumber stickers.
Fat woman driver yacking on the phone while eating something.
Here's how a few of the bumper stickers read.

Democratic Underground (in bold letters) and some small print in couldn't read.

A Christiain fish symbol with legs that said "DARWIN"

"MILITANT AGNOSTIC - We Don't Know And You Don't Either"

"BEWITCHED!"

"BUSH IS A TERRORIST!"

"BUSH IS A LIAR"



It must really suck being her! Misery seemed to ooze from her vehicle.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 2:12:32 PM EDT
Too bad they don't make minivans with canvas tops.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 2:14:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 2:14:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Skinner's wife...



Link Posted: 8/22/2005 2:49:07 PM EDT
you must be in Austin
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 2:56:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2005 2:57:28 PM EDT by 52brandon]

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
So I get stuck in traffic behind this mini-van plastered with bumber stickers.
Fat woman driver yacking on the phone while eating something.
Here's how a few of the bumper stickers read.

A Christiain fish symbol with legs that said "DARWIN"

darwin?!?!?! Are you kidding me? A fat lady eating while driving and talking on the cell phone. Not only unhealthy, but very unsafe, how can you drive with one hand on a twikie and one hand on the phone? Let's hope Darwin is right and she dies off with out reproducing, but with the apologetic attitude of a growing number of Americans, she will probably get a handicap plate and food stamps to support her "disability." I know, I'm an asshole.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 2:58:23 PM EDT

"MILITANT AGNOSTIC - We Don't Know And You Don't Either"
Hey! I LIKE that one!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:08:36 PM EDT
Last week I got behind some dipshit with "nobody died when clinton lied" scrawled on a piece of cardboard that was hanging in the back window of his truck. It was big enough to block his rear view. Of course he had some anti-bush stickers plastered on his bumper too.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:11:08 PM EDT
52brandon Your not an asshole...your right
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:16:55 PM EDT
a mini van? Since she wasn't driving a Toyota Prius, she's supporting terrorism!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:19:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2005 3:20:46 PM EDT by twonami]
I agree with the Darwin fish but that's about it.
Wifes Minivan has a Beretta sticker and a AR-15.com license plate frame
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:22:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KBaker:

"MILITANT AGNOSTIC - We Don't Know And You Don't Either"
Hey! I LIKE that one!



Me too.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:22:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:24:44 PM EDT
Reinforces my theory that heathens are commie libs for the most part
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:31:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2005 3:32:07 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 3:48:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2005 3:48:53 PM EDT by twonami]
I did see a STOP sign today that someone sprayed Bush on it
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 4:46:00 PM EDT
Get in front of them & then slam on your brakes. I hate people who yack on cell phones while driving, never mind eating & have dimocRAT bumper stickers. Slam on your brakes & make them buy you a new bumper!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 4:47:35 PM EDT
I saw one of those W '04 stickers, or at least at first glance it appeared to be one of those.

Under the flag where the "'04" was supposed to be, was "TF?"

WTF?
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 4:48:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BobCole:
Get in front of them & then slam on your brakes. I hate people who yack on cell phones while driving, never mind eating & have dimocRAT bumper stickers. Slam on your brakes & make them buy you a new bumper!!!!!



Like she has insurance
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