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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/18/2001 5:15:09 AM EDT
The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. ......The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour. ......It will definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet. If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow,..... Don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your body. .....Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while........ well, while it's still there.
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 5:39:08 AM EDT
[b]LMAO[/b]
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 5:45:19 AM EDT
It's always good waking up and reading something that puts a grin on my face.
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 6:14:15 AM EDT
I asked for the 5 day forcast and only got a 2 day forcast since they don't expect for anything to be left after the 2nd day. tomcat [-=(_)=-]
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