I found this in the Weekly World News.

 Today in a surprise retaliatory attack for the June 25, spraying on one of President CHEFS men. CHEF forces moved quickly into the SKUNK territory killing all in their path. The SKUNK forces were overwhelmed by the shear firepower used by the Storm Troopers. The SKUNKS were helpless while CHEF troops killed many and left others to die. The CHEF troops took no casualties while in battle.

   This is a second time this week President CHEF has declared war. The last time The President declared war it was on the Damn G-HOGS. The CHEF force destroyed the G-HOG infestation. With some pockets of resistance left. The President declared today that "They will all be eliminated".

  No, but really my dog was sprayed 3 times in June by skunks. That is the worst smell in the world.I better never smell it again. I finally decided I must act before they spray me or my family or piss me off more. My son and I went out tonight with our Ruger 10/22's and killed 8 skunks within 15 minutes. That's a lot of skunks I never thought their would be that God Damn many. Over the summer we have killed 30 G-HOGS. I just got tired of them ripping up my ground and eating my garden. Oh well I just thought I would share this with you all Thanks for reading.


                                 CHEF

Dang varmint cong!

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As for skunks, I've only seen 2 of them in the wild over the years.   If it wasn't for knowing that they have that awful stink gland I'd be tempted to approach them.   Cute wittle things that they are.   It would be kinda cool to have a pet skunk if the damned stink gland could be removed, that and if I could tame the thing so that the fear of it biting the ever loving crap out of me wouldn't constantly be at the forefront of my mind.

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My Dogs used to get hit all the time.it sure was annoying!  To Them! lol! didnt bother me much I just stuck them in the garage for the night  to let them stew in it for a while,"just so's they dont forget too soon"hehe

then they get the Tomato juice bath.

soak em up ,let it dry and rinse  works great!