G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

WOW

One of the classics.

  Hillary Clinton could probably beat Lowes and Home Depot
customers for the most paid carpet in a year.

Quoted:   Hillary Clinton could probably beat Lowes and Home Depot customers for the most paid carpet in a year.

So, could we change this joke from Bill in a barber shop to Hillary in a carpet store?

(or a fish market?)

Quoted: .... whorehouse ....

very funny ...


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