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Posted: 9/2/2005 9:14:23 AM EDT


Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:16:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:32:32 AM EDT
Thank God you warned us.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 11:35:36 AM EDT







Link Posted: 9/2/2005 12:58:38 PM EDT
gee thx, now I know what ISN'T going to happen the end of this month.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:04:16 AM EDT
You mean that was a SCAM? He seemed so pofessional, especially when he called me back for a follow-up...
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:19:24 AM EDT
Hey, if he promises not to squish 'em, I'm thinking MANY would fall for it!

owowowowowowowow
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:10:54 AM EDT
Is that DoubleFeed? Patty
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:12:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Is that DoubleFeed? Patty



Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:32:23 AM EDT
Ok, speaking of mammograms, I just got this joke in e-mail from my sister. Thought it was appropriate here.


A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your
56 year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 9:12:17 AM EDT
Good one! Patty
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 1:34:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/5/2005 7:11:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Is that DoubleFeed? Patty



Can't be. That guy outweighs DF by about 50 pounds.



And maybe 30 years , if I remember right

I need to get me one of them contraptions !

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:30:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 6:03:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Is that DoubleFeed? Patty



Judging from the elevation relative to the truck, I'd venture that this is *not* DoubleFeed.

A good, general rule of thumb would be that, if you don't need to kneel down for the mammogram, it's not DoubleFeed.





Oh shiite, he comes in here sometimes, don't he?


:runs off like skeered li'l girl:
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 6:15:00 AM EDT
Those pics have been around forever



Link Posted: 9/9/2005 6:21:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 6:21:39 AM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 6:34:59 AM EDT
Don't worry DoubleFeed, like men say "Size doesn't matter." Patty
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 6:38:24 AM EDT
DF,

It's because I've seen firsthand that sometimes ass-kickin' people come in small packages.

Jake.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 7:25:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 7:46:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 8:39:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:05:25 AM EDT
Ah, I thought he was shorter. I'm fairly certain I've met him once, but can't remember 100%.

But short/skinny jokes seem to stick close to him like farts do to some ppl who will go unnamed..........
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 10:08:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wise_jake:
DF,

It's because I've seen firsthand that sometimes ass-kickin' people come in small packages.

Jake.


<innocently whistles up into the air>
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