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Posted: 11/18/2012 1:35:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 1:41:26 PM EST
TRG thread?
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 1:43:51 PM EST
So that's how Goatboy got his name.


Link Posted: 11/18/2012 2:55:32 PM EST
I just watched the video!

That goat blew raspberries at the tv camera!
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 3:06:55 PM EST
Goats are fucking rad.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 3:16:00 PM EST
What's up, goat owner lady?
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 3:27:12 PM EST
33 seconds of ads.....
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 3:29:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By scootr29:
33 seconds of ads.....


Yeah, that sucks but the rest is worth it, IMO.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 3:45:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By boarslayer15:
So that's how Goatboy got his name.




That is Goat Boy.

Link Posted: 11/18/2012 3:55:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 4:02:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 4:13:56 PM EST
LOL at the title card when they interviewed the kid "Jaxon Gessel- chased by goat"
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 4:32:36 PM EST


My goats and pup Gordon approve.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 4:42:47 PM EST
Goatboy.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 4:47:34 PM EST
Boot to the head!
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:01:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:05:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:08:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:


The day I make the news for getting my ass kicked by a fucking goat is the day I suck-start my 1911.

If the goat attacks you, counter-attack that motherfucker and make the news as the guy who beat a goat to death with his bare hands.



Did you SEE the video? There's something seriously wrong with that goat! Even his ears look evil.


I just imagined you running into that goat and my scenario played out much differently than yours.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:09:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By steve-oh:
What's up, goat owner lady?


Yep. Not guilty
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:13:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2012 5:14:56 PM EST by John_Wayne777]
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:17:19 PM EST
We've got goat problems...
We've got revolvers...
Our women like stylish boots...



Just kidding, I'd never do that to a revolver.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:19:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Did you SEE the video? There's something seriously wrong with that goat!


You say that like there's not something seriously wrong with [span style='font-style: italic;']me.[/span]


I just imagined you running into that goat and my scenario played out much differently than yours.


I'd be wearing the fucker's head as a hat. Then the SWAT team would get involved...it wouldn't be pretty.

But that goat wouldn't fuck with anyone again. And the news story would be epic. "A goat attack ends in tragedy today as the SWAT team gunned down an enraged man waving a goat's head at them and threatening to unleash the seventh circle of hell upon them..."



Good point.


My scenario has a lot of high-pitched screaming and the chunking of your gun at the goat. But only with THIS goat.

I have full faith that you would mop the floor with an average goat who crossed your path and eyeballed you the wrong way.
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:25:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2012 5:27:23 PM EST by John_Wayne777]
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:35:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By bjkb1f:
I love goats. Especially stupid ones that make stupid noises.





Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:54:17 PM EST
The goat's friendly, yet they named it Voldemort?

Goats' mom - definitely not guilty (by reason of The Crazy)

The JBT's will shoot a dog on a leash in heartbeat, yet a goat running free whose attacking people gets a pass?


Have I got any of this wrong?
Link Posted: 11/18/2012 5:58:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By jaholder1971:
The goat's friendly, yet they named it Voldemort?

Goats' mom - definitely not guilty (by reason of The Crazy)

The JBT's will shoot a dog on a leash in heartbeat, yet a goat running free whose attacking people gets a pass?


Have I got any of this wrong?


Link Posted: 11/18/2012 6:06:02 PM EST
This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter.

All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 3:01:05 AM EST
Not guilty.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 3:07:15 AM EST
All I got for video was the Hostess story....
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 6:49:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
All I got for video was the Hostess story....



Really?


I just clicked it to check and it came up for me.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 6:55:09 AM EST
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
All I got for video was the Hostess story....



Really?


I just clicked it to check and it came up for me.


Now the vid is an FLDS one.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:13:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
All I got for video was the Hostess story....



Really?


I just clicked it to check and it came up for me.


Now the vid is an FLDS one.


Here you go, my love. Don't say I never did anything for you.


Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:16:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
All I got for video was the Hostess story....



Really?


I just clicked it to check and it came up for me.


Now the vid is an FLDS one.


Here you go, my love. Don't say I never did anything for you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvGFnpISirc


Hey, thanks . That goat is hilarious looking .
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:18:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By Sleeper396:
Goats are fucking rad.


Yeah seriously, I love goats. But not in the Middle Eastern way.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:21:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By jaholder1971:
The goat's friendly, yet they named it Voldemort?

Goats' mom - definitely not guilty (by reason of The Crazy)

The JBT's will shoot a dog on a leash in heartbeat, yet a goat running free whose attacking people gets a pass?


Have I got any of this wrong?


Can't shoot a goat.

Insensitive to the ROP.








Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:24:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:25:49 AM EST
What round?
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:27:59 AM EST
The boy that lived. LoL


Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:34:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:34:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By DangerJ:
Originally Posted By Sleeper396:
Goats are fucking rad.


Yeah seriously, I love goats. But not in the Middle Eastern way.

I love them too.....in a smokey, vinegar based sauce kind of way.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 7:35:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By DangerJ:
Originally Posted By Sleeper396:
Goats are fucking rad.


Yeah seriously, I love goats. But not in the Middle Eastern way.


LOL

Link Posted: 11/19/2012 8:42:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By FridgeBrilliance:
This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter.

All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off.


That's what I was thinking––the poor goat probably thought he was being terrorized by that Bieber kid.


I'm curious about y'all's hair during the 60s-70s. I bet for a lot of y'all it wouldn't be much different from his.

And I bet y'all even listened to that devil rock and roll noise too.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 9:05:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By FridgeBrilliance:
This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter.

All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off.


That's what I was thinking––the poor goat probably thought he was being terrorized by that Bieber kid.


I'm curious about y'all's hair during the 60s-70s. I bet for a lot of y'all it wouldn't be much different from his.

And I bet y'all even listened to that devil rock and roll noise too.


I always got the impression that thebeekeper was a geezer back in the 60s as well

Link Posted: 11/19/2012 9:09:50 AM EST
Originally Posted By Sleeper396:
Goats are fucking rad.


When our buck makes that noise his donger is sticking out and he means to mount you. No matter who you are.

The paperboy was actually sexually assaulted, he doesn't know it.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 10:05:40 AM EST
Notice that the police didn't shoot the goat?


Smithfield police officer Brandon Muir arrived on the scene. He told the Deseret News that the goat was over friendly and had jumped on him a few times, too.

The goat and Gessel both returned to their respective home no worse for wear, except for Gessel becoming a target for teasing from classmates.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 1:18:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By dsteelman:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By FridgeBrilliance:
This is why I hate having a 10 year old daughter.

All boys who speak like that and have hair like that, I am going to have to somehow scare off.


That's what I was thinking––the poor goat probably thought he was being terrorized by that Bieber kid.


I'm curious about y'all's hair during the 60s-70s. I bet for a lot of y'all it wouldn't be much different from his.

And I bet y'all even listened to that devil rock and roll noise too.


I always got the impression that thebeekeper was a geezer back in the 60s as well



I, for one, would like photographic proof.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 1:23:59 PM EST
Leave my cousin alone.

TRG
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 1:25:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Look at this fuckin' goat.

Nice Adam Sandler reference
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 1:26:54 PM EST
We had a billy goat kinda like that...loved to butt you and knock you down....He came after me one night and I whacked that bastard with a 6 cell maglight. Hes pretty calm and tame now.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 1:27:45 PM EST
I've got to log off and go feed my goats.
Be back in a bit.
Link Posted: 11/19/2012 1:31:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:

Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Look at this fuckin' goat.

Nice Adam Sandler reference




We wore that CD out. I still can't do any sort of cleaning job around the house without saying, "Mop mop mop, all day long. Mop mop mop while I sing my song."
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