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Posted: 9/24/2004 3:26:50 AM EDT


www.newsnet5.com/news/3756162/detail.html

Virginia Man Charged In Vaseline Vandalism Case

POSTED: 5:03 pm EDT September 23, 2004

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- It looks as if the charges will stick in a bizarre case of Vaseline vandalism in a New York town.

A Virginia man is accused of covering virtually every surface in a motel room with petroleum jelly.

A grand jury Thursday indicted Robert Chamberlain on a charge of felony criminal mischief in connection with last spring's incident.

He was arrested after a cleaning crew discovered the television set, furniture, carpeting and everything else in Chamberlain's motel room had been slathered with petroleum jelly.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Police said that when they tracked him down at a nearby motel, Chamberlain was covered from head-to-toe with the stuff.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at more than $1,000. A manager at the Motel 6 said it took more than a month to clean up the mess.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 3:30:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 3:32:01 AM EDT by Taxman]
still interesting after all this time.

They are charging him with a Felony for this
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 3:44:31 AM EDT
Reminds me of Burt Renolds character in the movie Strip Tease with Demi Moore.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 3:59:11 AM EDT
Sounds like a slippery character...
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 4:11:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 4:15:20 AM EDT
Heck, they should just check the gunboards for tips on removing Cosmoline.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:30:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
still interesting after all this time.

They are charging him with a Felony for this


Because of the dollar value of the damaged property.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:26:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
still interesting after all this time.

They are charging him with a Felony for this


Because of the dollar value of the damaged property.



Not to mention possible loss of revenue since it took a month to clean up.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:42:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
still interesting after all this time.

They are charging him with a Felony for this


Because of the dollar value of the damaged property.



A motel 6 room worth more than a thousand? You got to be kidding me. The last one I stayed in, looked like it had been furnished from yard sales.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:07:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 338winmag:

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
still interesting after all this time.

They are charging him with a Felony for this


Because of the dollar value of the damaged property.



A motel 6 room worth more than a thousand? You got to be kidding me. The last one I stayed in, looked like it had been furnished from yard sales.



New carpeting is not cheap! Not to mention loss of revenue for not being able to use the room for a month. He may get confined and a civil suit will likely ensue.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:07:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 338winmag:

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
still interesting after all this time.

They are charging him with a Felony for this


Because of the dollar value of the damaged property.



A motel 6 room worth more than a thousand? You got to be kidding me. The last one I stayed in, looked like it had been furnished from yard sales.



Paint, sheetrock,labor costs, replacement costs of any furnishings..yes, a hotel room easily tops a grand.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:40:45 PM EDT
Wait until this weirdo molests some kid and stuffs them in a mason jar.
Were this a prank, it would be hilarious. But this guy is a genuine pervert.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:18:47 PM EDT

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.
Sounds like a hell of a party...
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:20:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hoplophile:

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.
Sounds like a hell of a party...



+1
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:20:39 PM EDT
why didn't they rent the room out as-is?

"the sex room". charge double. make mo money.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:21:48 PM EDT
Real men done use Vaseline, they use Cosmoline or Icyhot. Badasses use valve grinding compound.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:30:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 9:31:41 PM EDT by ZEN]
Well the up side is, it's nice to know that Bill Clinton is out and about and recovering nicely from his by-pass heart surgery!

Zen

"This is my from president, there aren't many like him, but this one is a twisted vasaline freak"
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 2:19:24 AM EDT
He's have been hard to arrest if he didn't just give up. Just think how slippery he'd have been and hard to hang on to.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 7:59:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By heathen:
He's have been hard to arrest if he didn't just give up. Just think how slippery he'd have been and hard to hang on to.


When I was a CO, if an inmate knew we were going to roll with him, he'd coat homself with the stuff beforehand just for that reason.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 1:29:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tcsd1236:

Originally Posted By heathen:
He's have been hard to arrest if he didn't just give up. Just think how slippery he'd have been and hard to hang on to.


When I was a CO, if an inmate knew we were going to roll with him, he'd coat homself with the stuff beforehand just for that reason.



Yep.

I had a guy strip down to his boxers, cover himself in Vasaline, asualt his mother and brother, then run out onto his roof. Eventually shot him 5 times with the supersock, which didnt work. So we had to dog pile him. Yuck!

I've heard the ad seg inmates in the local jail will flood their cells with soapy water, then wait in the back corner, if they know the guards are comming for them.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 1:33:19 PM EDT
Gives a whole new meaning to "Whack Job."
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 4:07:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR15fan:

I've heard the ad seg inmates in the local jail will flood their cells with soapy water, then wait in the back corner, if they know the guards are comming for them.



Thats when you flood the cell with OC before entering. Of course,we didn't have OC back then, but its cut the legs right out from most inmates that want to fight nowadays.
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