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Posted: 1/20/2015 1:48:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/20/2015 2:45:13 AM EST by JSmithXYY]
seems to be a preoccupation w/ penguins here



WARNING, penguin sex video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=H0evs5MRtD8#t=4
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 1:51:12 AM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 1:51:46 AM EST
Penguin needs to call SVU.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 1:52:16 AM EST
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+87
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 1:54:28 AM EST
I emailed it to friends for a good laugh

Some of the comments are funny.

"so....what kind of baby it's gonna make? o.O a seaguin? pinseal?"

Nice find OP
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 1:55:37 AM EST

Humans are the sickest hypocrites probably in the entire solar system. They come up with instant justification for things. They scream animal cruelty while eating the very same animals. They will say killing for food is ok. They claim they fight against rape but they record one animal raping another. Just because those animals don't belong to their kind they believe it is ok to record rape. You sick twats. I wish some alien civilization enslaves the human population and torture them with experiments. Wish the world ends soon.?
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Humans are the sickest hypocrites probably in the entire solar system. They come up with instant justification for things. They scream animal cruelty while eating the very same animals. They will say killing for food is ok. They claim they fight against rape but they record one animal raping another. Just because those animals don't belong to their kind they believe it is ok to record rape. You sick twats. I wish some alien civilization enslaves the human population and torture them with experiments. Wish the world ends soon.?


lol
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Originally Posted By noob5000000:

Humans are the sickest hypocrites probably in the entire solar system. They come up with instant justification for things. They scream animal cruelty while eating the very same animals. They will say killing for food is ok. They claim they fight against rape but they record one animal raping another. Just because those animals don't belong to their kind they believe it is ok to record rape. You sick twats. I wish some alien civilization enslaves the human population and torture them with experiments. Wish the world ends soon.?
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WTF
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Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:06:53 AM EST
No means yes.

Yes means anal.

Oh, and ibtl.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:07:18 AM EST
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Well, that went easier than I imagined
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:11:55 AM EST
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No means yes.

Yes means anal.

Oh, and ibtl.
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Official slogan of Texas Tech University....


And definitely IBTL
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:16:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By noob5000000:

Humans are the sickest hypocrites probably in the entire solar system. They come up with instant justification for things. They scream animal cruelty while eating the very same animals. They will say killing for food is ok. They claim they fight against rape but they record one animal raping another. Just because those animals don't belong to their kind they believe it is ok to record rape. You sick twats. I wish some alien civilization enslaves the human population and torture them with experiments. Wish the world ends soon.?

Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:16:52 AM EST
All that's missing is a pinball machine
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:18:33 AM EST


A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."


Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:19:04 AM EST
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ok...
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:19:57 AM EST
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Non descriptive title.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:20:47 AM EST
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Give a chance to change title.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:43:02 AM EST
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Give a chance to change title.
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Done. Sorry & Thanks
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:45:03 AM EST
Iatl

1st
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:01:06 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/20/2015 3:01:24 AM EST by spartandieseltech]
Well then....

Looks like Aimless had a pretty shitty day.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:31:41 AM EST
How'd you manage to get into Aimless' fap stash?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:36:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/20/2015 4:36:40 AM EST by broadrunarms]
I am psychlogically scarred for life after seemg tha video.

Aimless, however, smells and looks like there wasn't a good seal.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:00:37 AM EST
Needs to add "Aimless was not harmed during the making of this video"
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:10:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/20/2015 8:03:46 AM EST by AJ-IN-JAX]
Animal sex: Horny seals rape king penguins on a l…: http://youtu.be/vD6i9-Ga6oQ




ETA: The animation news's take.


Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:24:06 AM EST
Penguin wasn't fighting hard enough. I think he might have liked it.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:26:40 AM EST
what was the title before the change?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:30:48 AM EST
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Haven't clicked the video, but this comment really isn't funny.

Sorry, but there it is.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:30:50 AM EST
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Some sort of an "I'll just leave this here" type with no warning of explicit penguin rape.


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Originally Posted By noob5000000:

Humans are the sickest hypocrites probably in the entire solar system. They come up with instant justification for things. They scream animal cruelty while eating the very same animals. They will say killing for food is ok. They claim they fight against rape but they record one animal raping another. Just because those animals don't belong to their kind they believe it is ok to record rape. You sick twats. I wish some alien civilization enslaves the human population and torture them with experiments. Wish the world ends soon.?

We'll feed that one to the zombies first.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 7:02:43 AM EST
In after the unlock.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 7:05:35 AM EST
Poor Aimless...
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 11:33:06 AM EST
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Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Haven't clicked the video, but this comment really isn't funny.

Sorry, but there it is.
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Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Originally Posted By cedjunior:
All that's missing is a pinball machine
Haven't clicked the video, but this comment really isn't funny.

Sorry, but there it is.

I'm sad now
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 11:37:22 AM EST
Seals and their rape culture.

Link Posted: 1/20/2015 11:38:06 AM EST
IBTL
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I'm sad now
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Originally Posted By cedjunior:
Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Originally Posted By cedjunior:
All that's missing is a pinball machine
Haven't clicked the video, but this comment really isn't funny.

Sorry, but there it is.

I'm sad now


I don't get it.

What does a pinball machine have to do with penguin rape?

Is it the flippers?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 11:45:17 AM EST
#flippersUpDontRape

#PenguinAnusesMatter
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Link Posted: 1/20/2015 12:16:27 PM EST
Aimless's slump-buster?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 12:17:40 PM EST
The seal looked like he was getting into it more than the penguin.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 2:59:44 PM EST
This is what happens to penguins in the bear pit
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:01:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/20/2015 3:02:01 PM EST by ThePontificator]
Penguin sex? Pass.

Unspeakable? Two penguins fucking. There...I spoke it.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:05:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/20/2015 3:05:55 PM EST by ThePontificator]
Unspeakable double tap
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:10:41 PM EST


Dildos.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:18:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/20/2015 3:19:59 PM EST by Thedude27]
You cant rape the willing...

...Penguins were dressed provocatively
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:35:42 PM EST
poor penguin that big seal on the little penguin.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 3:51:49 PM EST
That penguin has a seal of approval.

Link Posted: 1/20/2015 10:16:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By AJ_Dual:


Bad gang-rape scene in a bar the Jodi Foster movie "The Accused".
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By cedjunior:
Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Originally Posted By cedjunior:
All that's missing is a pinball machine
Haven't clicked the video, but this comment really isn't funny.

Sorry, but there it is.

I'm sad now


I don't get it.

What does a pinball machine have to do with penguin rape?

Is it the flippers?


Bad gang-rape scene in a bar the Jodi Foster movie "The Accused".
Which was based on the factual event which happened at Big Dan's bar, in New Bedford
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 10:24:37 PM EST
In before the Permaban.

Nice knowing you OP.

Aimless gonna be mad bro!
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