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Posted: 5/7/2014 9:01:30 AM EST
My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape?

Vibrant capsule



The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation.
The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects.
Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement.
Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist.
brownells
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:02:44 AM EST
[#1]
Yeah...I don't think that was inspired by constipation.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:02:51 AM EST
[#2]
Running half marathons seems to clean my colon out.

YMMV.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:05:07 AM EST
[#3]
Cost-effective, too, once you consider the savings over a lifetime of use.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:06:43 AM EST
[#4]
Are they reusable?

eta 1:43.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:07:22 AM EST
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Can they be shared among friends?
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:07:38 AM EST
[#6]
That must feel interesting
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:08:31 AM EST
[#7]
I drank a gallon of this last week.  Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions."

Clear your calendar for the evening, though.  You might also consider installing a seat belt on the toilet.

Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:10:19 AM EST
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I drank a gallon of this last week.  Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions."

Clear your calendar for the evening, though.

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The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:30:47 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:33:42 AM EST
[#10]
this is not a new idea.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:34:28 AM EST
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Poorly named product.

Should be GoHEAVILY
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I drank a gallon of this last week.  Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions."

Clear your calendar for the evening, though.

http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg

The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either



Poorly named product.

Should be GoHEAVILY


had a colonoscopy.  This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it.  OMG.  One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:35:00 AM EST
[#12]
I just go to Taco Bell and order about 3 items...Boom! Colon cleansed.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:36:19 AM EST
[#13]
I wonder how many mini vibrators some poor bastard had to swallow during the testing.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:36:21 AM EST
[#14]
generating spontaneous additional bowel movement.   This line says it all !!
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:37:15 AM EST
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had a colonoscopy.  This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it.  OMG.  One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot.
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I drank a gallon of this last week.  Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions."

Clear your calendar for the evening, though.

http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg

The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either



Poorly named product.

Should be GoHEAVILY


had a colonoscopy.  This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it.  OMG.  One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot.


True.  I'm surprised the label doesn't include "Pounds of Thrust."
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 9:40:01 AM EST
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On a more serious note, this colon cleansing stuff is bullshit. People are clearing microbes out of their bodies that actually do good. Latest serious medical trends are more about increasing microbe-diversity in the GI, than decreasing it. Snake oil....

Having said that, I have taken a couple pills (Laxatives, and not the vibrating hamster variety) for cleaning shit out. This was mainly inspired by my woman (medical professional) not being able to enter the shitter for a couple hours, after I've evacuated. Or by her waking me up, after I pass one in my sleep... LOL

Weird, after taking that shit, my farts didn't stink for a month. That kind of takes the fun out of it, especially passing silent ones in public.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:23:43 AM EST
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Yeah, but it'll taste funny.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:31:33 AM EST
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I drank a gallon of this last week.  Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions."





Clear your calendar for the evening, though.





http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg



The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either

Poorly named product.





Should be GoHEAVILY






had a colonoscopy.  This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it.  OMG.  One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot.
Amateurs. Drink two of these and call me in the morning. Actually nevermind about the call. Im sure Ill hear you.




 
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:33:40 AM EST
[#19]
They already solved that.  Copenhagen & coffee solves the issue quickly.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:34:48 AM EST
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this is why I dont run
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:36:08 AM EST
[#21]
Oatmeal and coffee.


Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:36:45 AM EST
[#22]
Poop thread.  
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:38:36 AM EST
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Poop Thread


IBTL


Buzz droid!
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:40:26 AM EST
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Damn. Was coming to post this. The low hanging fruit goes quick.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:42:30 AM EST
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Sometimes a little pill does the trick.

Sometimes you need to go heavy on the problem.

Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:50:57 AM EST
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Patient - OMG TURN IT DOWN! TURN IT DOWN!!!

Doc - "Guess we used too big of a motor on that one..."
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:54:35 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/7/2014 10:57:20 AM EST
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I drank a gallon of this last week.  Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions."





Clear your calendar for the evening, though.  You might also consider installing a seat belt on the toilet.





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I rost
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 11:04:52 AM EST
[#29]
I good MRE minus the fake cheese will do wonders too.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 11:05:30 AM EST
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EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.  
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 11:07:21 AM EST
[#31]
What?!?!  No rib for the prostate?!?!?!  Fuck that.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 11:08:04 AM EST
[#32]
It is marketed as the "COLON WEASLE"
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 11:16:30 AM EST
[#33]
As our WAFA instructor told us, "nothing defeats the soapy water enema"
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 11:30:39 AM EST
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I drank a gallon of this last week.  Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions."

Clear your calendar for the evening, though.  You might also consider installing a seat belt on the toilet.

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Yeah, I want to meet the sick duck that named that stuff
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 11:38:54 AM EST
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No, I find that those do the exact opposite.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 11:40:52 AM EST
[#36]
If you could coincide the passing of your poo-vibe with a beat-off session, ooh la la.



In before humorless mod.

Link Posted: 5/7/2014 12:00:14 PM EST
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You have to go to the page to see the funny part.



You have to be on an all cheese and peanut butter diet to need Mode B!!

Link Posted: 5/7/2014 12:35:49 PM EST
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I cant get to the link... I do believe ARFCOM broke it..
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 12:43:19 PM EST
[#39]
A bowl of high fiber cereal will take care of things quite nicely.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 1:01:58 PM EST
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ARFCOM broke the interwebz.


Bandwidth exceeded on site.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 1:20:47 PM EST
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My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape?

<a href="http://www.vibrantgastro.com/index.php?pid=3" target="_blank">Vibrant capsule

http://www.vibrantgastro.com/images/Vibrant_Capsule.jpg</a>

The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation.
The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects.
Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement.
Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist.
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Says site's bandwidth exceeded.....ArfCommers crashed the site with purchases.
Link Posted: 5/7/2014 5:09:40 PM EST
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Says site's bandwidth exceeded.....ArfCommers crashed the site with purchases.
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My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape?

<a href="http://www.vibrantgastro.com/index.php?pid=3" target="_blank">Vibrant capsule

http://www.vibrantgastro.com/images/Vibrant_Capsule.jpg</a>

The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation.
The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects.
Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement.
Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist.


Says site's bandwidth exceeded.....ArfCommers crashed the site with purchases.


Don't worry I ordered a gross and am sending them directly to an engraver to get a BFL etched on them...

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