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Posted: 9/5/2008 9:17:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 9:18:20 AM EST by Fat_McNasty]
So moms out of the house this weekend and im planning something special for Betty my real doll..

Is Viagra all that? Is it like whisky dick? or a big mag full of rounds?

I need to know cause its going to be a special time for us and i want her to have fun!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:19:38 AM EST
IN!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:20:13 AM EST
forget to logout ?
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:20:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 9:20:43 AM EST by sherrick13]
yes, but you have to take 5 tabs at once


and drink a redbull
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:20:30 AM EST
I know a guy who didn't need it but took it for his girlfriend one night and he said "Holy shit it was like this for hours" as he held up his forearm, laughing uncontrollably.

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:20:42 AM EST
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:22:29 AM EST
tag.

And where are pics of the realdoll?

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:22:30 AM EST
Never tried it, but I suggest you do and SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:22:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:23:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.


+100000
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:24:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By hondaciv:

Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.


+100000


Um dude, that wasn't Viagra. It was a possum.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:24:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By hondaciv:

Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.


+100000


Someday they will give the inventor of Viagra a Nobel Prize....
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:24:40 AM EST
Priapism is no laughing matter.

Have fun.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:24:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 9:25:02 AM EST by kozmic]
ibtl

in on one!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:25:10 AM EST
so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:25:15 AM EST
Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:25:42 AM EST
I tried it a couple times years ago,and didnt notice a difference. YPMV
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:26:04 AM EST
Think dry heaving.......lots and lots of dry heaving...
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:26:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.


Yep. DO NOT exceed recommended dosage.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:26:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 9:39:42 AM EST by ZOG]


real doll ?
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:26:32 AM EST
w00t



SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:26:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.


Meh... I'm not just telling my doctor, I'm telling EVERYBODY!!!

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:26:57 AM EST
it really doesnt do anything if you dont have a big problem, but it will make it, umm more steel like if you get my drift and then the rebound time is faster, I took some one time, think the 10mg version, and after about 3 times i asked her "what are we doing, why are we still doing this" so other than the occasional headache and tinted blue vision sometimes, i reccomend you at least try it once and make her wonder what the hell happened, never admit it, just tell her she is so hot and sexy you cant control yourself, bonus points all around. not hard to get, just ask your doctor for a sample most if not all will just give it to you if they have some samples. go get some pie
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:26:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By ZOG:
www.2zod.com/news/Real_Doll_sm.jpg

real doll ?


Bandwidth thief?
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:27:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?


No, it just allows you to turn a 15 minute quickie into a 2 hour thrust-a-thon.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:27:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By Another_Dude:

Originally Posted By ZOG:
www.2zod.com/news/Real_Doll_sm.jpg

real doll ?


Bandwidth thief?


PWNED!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:28:33 AM EST
It works. However, its not like to take it and are forced to walk around with a woody for four hours. You have to get turned on before you fire for effect.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:28:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:29:11 AM EST
Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:29:18 AM EST
how in the hell did i join august 2001, well really before that, and only have 700+ posts ans some have been on here since march 2008 and have 7,765 posts, maybe I have a life, dunno, not thread hopping, just noticed that..
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:31:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?


It just makes you ready to go. How you go remains unchanged.

Its like being 18 all over again. A fleeting thought of molesting the kitchen sink drain, and you're g2g.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:31:44 AM EST
In for the after-sex horror stories of the "Erection lasting more than 4 hours"

Have your Primary Care Doctor on speed dial
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:33:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By agentile:
In for the after-sex horror stories of the "Erection lasting more than 4 hours"

Have your Primary Care Doctor on speed dial


That only happens to dumb twenty-somethings who think if a 25 mg tablet is good, then four of them are better.

If you stay within the recommended dosages you shouldn't have any problem.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:33:30 AM EST
My Doc gave me a sample to try and I was nauseous with a headache the next day. Wondering if it was the cause, I tried it again at a later date...same results.

Fuck that
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:38:00 AM EST
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....


Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:38:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....


Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!



Kroil
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:38:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....


Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!




Mobil 1 5w-30
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:39:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 9:44:32 AM EST by brickeyee]

Originally Posted By GarandM1:

Originally Posted By hondaciv:

Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.


+100000


Someday they will give the inventor of Viagra a Nobel Prize....


They already did.
A Nobel prize was awarded for showing the chemical signaling mechanism in the body that leads to erections.
They showed that nitric oxide was used by the body as part of the chemical pathwya leading to erections.
AThis was a breakthrough since such simple compounds had not been show to be used in the body in this way.
www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9810/12/nobel.prize.02/
Viagra is NOT without side effects.
Priapism is one, and effects on the retinal nerve are another.
Retinal nerve effects can lead to blindness (sounds like something your mother told you).

Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:42:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....


Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!



FP-10.

I prefer Cialis, YMMV. Viagra made me feel like I was having a heart attack by the time I finished.

Wait a minute....maybe I was.

[Ron White] You could kill an elk with that thing. Awwww fuck, I broke an antler - I was going to have the head mounted[/Ron White]
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:44:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By VACaver:
My Doc gave me a sample to try and I was nauseous with a headache the next day. Wondering if it was the cause, I tried it again at a later date...same results.

Fuck that


That wasn't the pill. That was what you got for going down on a homeless hooker....
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:45:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 9:47:44 AM EST by SKWARE]

Originally Posted By Frankenpez:
Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!








(sounds more like Levitra...just sayin')
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 9:46:53 AM EST
it's amazing stuff...

hell, half a pill will turn you into a porn star. Your realdoll will need a retread when you're done.
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 11:47:08 AM EST
anything else i need to know? drink extra water wear a camel back?
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 11:57:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By SKWARE:

Originally Posted By Frankenpez:
Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!








(sounds more like Levitra...just sayin')


Close! Wish they made something for muscle cramps during sex!!! Dick is 19 again, body is still pushing 40
Link Posted: 9/5/2008 12:01:57 PM EST
Priapism is serious shit. Read the treatment part. Holy Crap
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