
Posted: 9/5/2008 9:17:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 9:18:20 AM EST by Fat_McNasty]
So moms out of the house this weekend and im planning something special for Betty my real doll..
Is Viagra all that? Is it like whisky dick? or a big mag full of rounds? I need to know cause its going to be a special time for us and i want her to have fun! |
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WWAPD?!?
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME! |
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forget to logout ?
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yes, but you have to take 5 tabs at once
and drink a redbull |
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A world without a strong American Military will be a world with NO liberty.
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I know a guy who didn't need it but took it for his girlfriend one night and he said "Holy shit it was like this for hours" as he held up his forearm, laughing uncontrollably.
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I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. - Benjamin Franklin
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Yeah...it's all that.
Trust me. |
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tag.
And where are pics of the realdoll? ![]() |
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There is a guy.. a NAKED GUY WITH .. with.. with.. WITH A SPIDER ON HIS DICK!! There are PANTIES WITH SPIDERS CRAWLING OUT OF... THERE IS A SPIDER ON A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER!!-DrFrige
THE FUCKING PAIN, I JUST GAVE BIRTH THROUGH MY PENIS. -Hemi-Cuda |
Never tried it, but I suggest you do and SIIHPAPP
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Some people will never "get it."
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History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
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Um dude, that wasn't Viagra. It was a possum. |
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"This badge is a ray of hope and a beacon of light" -Sheriff Jackson from the Mayor's Dogs Shot Clusterfuck
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Someday they will give the inventor of Viagra a Nobel Prize.... ![]() |
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"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm
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Priapism is no laughing matter.
Have fun. |
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in on one! |
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so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?
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WWAPD?!?
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME! |
Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.
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If you give a monkey a gun and the monkey shoots someone, you don't blame the monkey.
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"We need to send a strong message that law-abiding citizens have a right to own firearms, for personal protection, for hunting and for any other lawful purpose." Vice President Palin |
Think dry heaving.......lots and lots of dry heaving...
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Yep. DO NOT exceed recommended dosage. |
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"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm
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SIIHPAPP |
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ARFCOM.....Time well wasted.
Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester: "Carrying a gun shouldn't be hidden or talked about like it's some shameful thing. We're Americans, damn it, and carrying a gun is our birthright." |
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Meh... I'm not just telling my doctor, I'm telling EVERYBODY!!! ![]() |
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I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. - Benjamin Franklin
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it really doesnt do anything if you dont have a big problem, but it will make it, umm more steel like if you get my drift and then the rebound time is faster, I took some one time, think the 10mg version, and after about 3 times i asked her "what are we doing, why are we still doing this" so other than the occasional headache and tinted blue vision sometimes, i reccomend you at least try it once and make her wonder what the hell happened, never admit it, just tell her she is so hot and sexy you cant control yourself, bonus points all around. not hard to get, just ask your doctor for a sample most if not all will just give it to you if they have some samples. go get some pie
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"This badge is a ray of hope and a beacon of light" -Sheriff Jackson from the Mayor's Dogs Shot Clusterfuck
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No, it just allows you to turn a 15 minute quickie into a 2 hour thrust-a-thon. ![]() |
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"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm
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"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm
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It works. However, its not like to take it and are forced to walk around with a woody for four hours. You have to get turned on before you fire for effect.
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"Today my Bride took the kids out and I put on some heels for a few hours just to see what they put up with. I don't know how they do it!!! My feet are killing me now" ~ DrFrige
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Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!
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how in the hell did i join august 2001, well really before that, and only have 700+ posts ans some have been on here since march 2008 and have 7,765 posts, maybe I have a life, dunno, not thread hopping, just noticed that..
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It just makes you ready to go. How you go remains unchanged. Its like being 18 all over again. A fleeting thought of molesting the kitchen sink drain, and you're g2g. |
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History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
~Martin Luther King, Jr. |
In for the after-sex horror stories of the "Erection lasting more than 4 hours"
Have your Primary Care Doctor on speed dial ![]() |
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You never hear the shot that kills you.
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That only happens to dumb twenty-somethings who think if a 25 mg tablet is good, then four of them are better. If you stay within the recommended dosages you shouldn't have any problem. |
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"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm
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My Doc gave me a sample to try and I was nauseous with a headache the next day. Wondering if it was the cause, I tried it again at a later date...same results.
Fuck that ![]() |
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I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
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So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....
Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it! ![]() |
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WWAPD?!?
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME! |
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Kroil |
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I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. - Benjamin Franklin
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Mobil 1 5w-30 |
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Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. -Absolut-
We don't run out of bounds at Nebraska! -Ron Brown |
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They already did. A Nobel prize was awarded for showing the chemical signaling mechanism in the body that leads to erections. They showed that nitric oxide was used by the body as part of the chemical pathwya leading to erections. AThis was a breakthrough since such simple compounds had not been show to be used in the body in this way. www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9810/12/nobel.prize.02/ Viagra is NOT without side effects. Priapism is one, and effects on the retinal nerve are another. Retinal nerve effects can lead to blindness (sounds like something your mother told you). ![]() |
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FP-10. I prefer Cialis, YMMV. Viagra made me feel like I was having a heart attack by the time I finished. Wait a minute....maybe I was. [Ron White] You could kill an elk with that thing. Awwww fuck, I broke an antler - I was going to have the head mounted[/Ron White] |
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"Man is conceived in sin, born in corruption, and he passes from the stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud."
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That wasn't the pill. That was what you got for going down on a homeless hooker.... ![]() |
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[url]http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/[/url]
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it's amazing stuff...
hell, half a pill will turn you into a porn star. Your realdoll will need a retread when you're done. |
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anything else i need to know? drink extra water wear a camel back?
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WWAPD?!?
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME! |
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Close! Wish they made something for muscle cramps during sex!!! Dick is 19 again, body is still pushing 40 ![]() |
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Priapism is serious shit. Read the treatment part. Holy Crap
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