Viagra is it all that? and a bag of chips?

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Fat_McNasty ¯\(°_0)/¯ Joined Sep 2001 Posts 17565 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:17:32 AM EDT [Last Edit: 9/5/2008 10:18:20 AM EDT by Fat_McNasty] So moms out of the house this weekend and im planning something special for Betty my real doll.. Is Viagra all that? Is it like whisky dick? or a big mag full of rounds? I need to know cause its going to be a special time for us and i want her to have fun!
	WWAPD?!? F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME!

Vamousegun Joined Oct 2004 Posts 511 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:19:38 AM EDT IN!

Bushtree Member Joined Jul 2006 Posts 4052 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:20:13 AM EDT forget to logout ?

sherrick13 Nice JBT Joined Nov 2002 Posts 25634 EE Offline OK, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:20:16 AM EDT [Last Edit: 9/5/2008 10:20:43 AM EDT by sherrick13] yes, but you have to take 5 tabs at once and drink a redbull
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DDiggler Knee Deep In The Hoopla Joined May 2004 Posts 6587 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:20:30 AM EDT I know a guy who didn't need it but took it for his girlfriend one night and he said "Holy shit it was like this for hours" as he held up his forearm, laughing uncontrollably.
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bluezerosix Joined Feb 2001 Posts 3948 EE Offline OK, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:20:42 AM EDT Yeah...it's all that. Trust me.

Torqued Sheik Yerbouti Joined Jul 2006 Posts 5660 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:22:29 AM EDT tag. And where are pics of the realdoll?
	There is a guy.. a NAKED GUY WITH .. with.. with.. WITH A SPIDER ON HIS DICK!! There are PANTIES WITH SPIDERS CRAWLING OUT OF... THERE IS A SPIDER ON A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER!!-DrFrige THE FUCKING PAIN, I JUST GAVE BIRTH THROUGH MY PENIS. -Hemi-Cuda

rdove Joined Aug 2005 Posts 452 EE Offline IN, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:22:30 AM EDT Never tried it, but I suggest you do and SIIHPAPP

ORinTX I like guns. A lot. Joined Feb 2005 Posts 10993 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:22:58 AM EDT gunboardpedia.com/index.php/Fat_McNasty
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hondaciv

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:23:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

+100000

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
~Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:24:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hondaciv:

Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

+100000

Um dude, that wasn't Viagra. It was a possum.

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GarandM1

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:24:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hondaciv:

Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

+100000

Someday they will give the inventor of Viagra a Nobel Prize....

"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm

Fearlessleader01 Joined May 2007 Posts 842 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:24:40 AM EDT Priapism is no laughing matter. Have fun.

kozmic Joined Sep 2004 Posts 504 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:24:51 AM EDT [Last Edit: 9/5/2008 10:25:02 AM EDT by kozmic] ibtl in on one!

Fat_McNasty ¯\(°_0)/¯ Joined Sep 2001 Posts 17567 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:25:10 AM EDT so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?
	WWAPD?!? F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME!

gopeterson Hoya Saxa Joined Dec 2004 Posts 5904 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:25:15 AM EDT Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.
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ultramagbrion GUERRILLA MACHINIST Joined Jul 2004 Posts 10224 EE Offline NH, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:25:42 AM EDT I tried it a couple times years ago,and didnt notice a difference. YPMV
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pro2nd Team Member Joined Jan 2006 Posts 1897 EE Offline IA, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:04 AM EDT Think dry heaving.......lots and lots of dry heaving...

GarandM1

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.

Yep. DO NOT exceed recommended dosage.

"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm

ZOG Joined Nov 2000 Posts 1090 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:18 AM EDT [Last Edit: 9/5/2008 10:39:42 AM EDT by ZOG] real doll ?

krpind Member Joined May 2004 Posts 19650 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:32 AM EDT w00t SIIHPAPP
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DDiggler

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gopeterson:
Just remember. As great as five hour erection seems in theory, it is painful as shit in reality.

Meh... I'm not just telling my doctor, I'm telling EVERYBODY!!!

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rak1004

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:57 AM EDT

it really doesnt do anything if you dont have a big problem, but it will make it, umm more steel like if you get my drift and then the rebound time is faster, I took some one time, think the 10mg version, and after about 3 times i asked her "what are we doing, why are we still doing this" so other than the occasional headache and tinted blue vision sometimes, i reccomend you at least try it once and make her wonder what the hell happened, never admit it, just tell her she is so hot and sexy you cant control yourself, bonus points all around. not hard to get, just ask your doctor for a sample most if not all will just give it to you if they have some samples. go get some pie

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:26:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ZOG:
www.2zod.com/news/Real_Doll_sm.jpg

real doll ?

Bandwidth thief?

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GarandM1

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:27:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?

No, it just allows you to turn a 15 minute quickie into a 2 hour thrust-a-thon.

"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm

GarandM1

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:27:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Another_Dude:

Originally Posted By ZOG:
www.2zod.com/news/Real_Doll_sm.jpg

real doll ?

Bandwidth thief?

PWNED!

"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm

FlyingIllini Joined Feb 2008 Posts 549 EE Offline USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:28:33 AM EDT It works. However, its not like to take it and are forced to walk around with a woody for four hours. You have to get turned on before you fire for effect.

poke4570 greeter of arfcom females Joined Mar 2007 Posts 2725 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:28:56 AM EDT
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Frankenpez Joined Sep 2004 Posts 365 EE Offline NE, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:29:11 AM EDT Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!

rak1004 Joined Aug 2001 Posts 767 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:29:18 AM EDT how in the hell did i join august 2001, well really before that, and only have 700+ posts ans some have been on here since march 2008 and have 7,765 posts, maybe I have a life, dunno, not thread hopping, just noticed that..

hondaciv

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:31:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
so are we talking whisky dick, never ariving. or it goes off and reloaded and ready to go?

It just makes you ready to go. How you go remains unchanged.

Its like being 18 all over again. A fleeting thought of molesting the kitchen sink drain, and you're g2g.

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.
~Martin Luther King, Jr.

agentile NRA Life Member Joined Oct 2006 Posts 1590 EE Offline MA, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:31:44 AM EDT In for the after-sex horror stories of the "Erection lasting more than 4 hours" Have your Primary Care Doctor on speed dial
	You never hear the shot that kills you.

GarandM1

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:33:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By agentile:
In for the after-sex horror stories of the "Erection lasting more than 4 hours"

Have your Primary Care Doctor on speed dial

That only happens to dumb twenty-somethings who think if a 25 mg tablet is good, then four of them are better.

If you stay within the recommended dosages you shouldn't have any problem.

"Oooooookayyyyyyy. So you need to get to know a woman before you sleep with her. Gotcha. I didn't know men like you even existed." -- ftwm

VACaver One of the LaRue "Lucky Bastages"! Joined Jun 2006 Posts 4094 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:33:30 AM EDT My Doc gave me a sample to try and I was nauseous with a headache the next day. Wondering if it was the cause, I tried it again at a later date...same results. Fuck that
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Fat_McNasty ¯\(°_0)/¯ Joined Sep 2001 Posts 17568 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:38:00 AM EDT So ill be able to etch glass, and ok.... Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!
	WWAPD?!? F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME!

DDiggler

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:38:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....

Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!

Kroil

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:38:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....

Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!

Mobil 1 5w-30

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:39:05 AM EDT

[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 10:44:32 AM EDT by brickeyee]

Originally Posted By GarandM1:

Originally Posted By hondaciv:

Originally Posted By bluezerosix:
Yeah...it's all that.

Trust me.

+100000

Someday they will give the inventor of Viagra a Nobel Prize....

They already did.
A Nobel prize was awarded for showing the chemical signaling mechanism in the body that leads to erections.
They showed that nitric oxide was used by the body as part of the chemical pathwya leading to erections.
AThis was a breakthrough since such simple compounds had not been show to be used in the body in this way.
www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9810/12/nobel.prize.02/
Viagra is NOT without side effects.
Priapism is one, and effects on the retinal nerve are another.
Retinal nerve effects can lead to blindness (sounds like something your mother told you).

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:42:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
So ill be able to etch glass, and ok....

Name a good lube.. sounds like shes going to need it!

FP-10.

I prefer Cialis, YMMV. Viagra made me feel like I was having a heart attack by the time I finished.

Wait a minute....maybe I was.

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:44:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VACaver:
My Doc gave me a sample to try and I was nauseous with a headache the next day. Wondering if it was the cause, I tried it again at a later date...same results.

Fuck that

That wasn't the pill. That was what you got for going down on a homeless hooker....

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Posted: 9/5/2008 10:45:19 AM EDT

[Last Edit: 9/5/2008 10:47:44 AM EDT by SKWARE]

Originally Posted By Frankenpez:
Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!

(sounds more like Levitra...just sayin')

TxRabbitBane Member Joined Feb 2005 Posts 2976 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 10:46:53 AM EDT it's amazing stuff... hell, half a pill will turn you into a porn star. Your realdoll will need a retread when you're done.

Fat_McNasty ¯\(°_0)/¯ Joined Sep 2001 Posts 17581 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 12:47:08 PM EDT anything else i need to know? drink extra water wear a camel back?
	WWAPD?!? F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME!

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Posted: 9/5/2008 12:57:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SKWARE:

Originally Posted By Frankenpez:
Hardest bone you will achieve since high school. Doesn't help you NOT blow, but you will be ready again in minutes. Prolly get 3,4,5, maybe 6 more blows out of the way in a few hours, if the rest of your body can keep up! I'm getting old and my poor legs gave out after number 4. Enjoy!!!

(sounds more like Levitra...just sayin')

Close! Wish they made something for muscle cramps during sex!!! Dick is 19 again, body is still pushing 40

40BOY Member Joined Sep 2001 Posts 220 EE Offline IL, USA	Posted: 9/5/2008 1:01:57 PM EDT Priapism is serious shit. Read the treatment part. Holy Crap

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