1 cup Fire ants, 1 tbl sp honey, 1 saftey pin, 1 qt water, towels, 10 feet of 550 chord, 3 ft steel re-bar, 1 handfulls fine-grit sand, 11 alligator clips, 1 chair, 1 roll duct tape.
Get him on his knees, pull his arms behind his back and put the re-bar on the inside of his elbows behind his back so he cannot bring his arms foreward. Then bring his hands foreward and tie them together with the 550 chord.
Then, put the honey in between his toes, and press the Fire ants into the honey.
Put one handfull of sand each underneath his knees that he is resting on.
Soak the towel in water and wrap part in his mouth, and the rest around his head so he cannot spit it out.
pull up a chair in front of him and place the saftey pin at eye level. Make sure the saftey pin is attatched so that it will not move.
afix 5 each of the aligator clips to undersid of his arms above the elbow on each arm.
As the ants eat at his feet, the sand tear at his knees, the re-bar rip his elbow insides, and the alligator clips burn his arms from the pinch, he will either drown from the soaked towel, or he will get stuck in the eye by the saftey pin as he trys to keep his mouth down so as not to drown.
Sooner or later he will die of starvation.
I wish I coul dthink of more, but I am tired tonight. [:D]