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Posted: 8/18/2004 10:43:24 PM EDT
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Tannerite?
 I couldn't tell you the last time I even used a vending machine. |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 10:45:58 PM EDT
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I just tilt the fucker , you shake it hard enough and shit falls out.
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Posted: 8/18/2004 10:46:49 PM EDT
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Well, if it's not a very public place and there aren't any cameras around...go back to the car and grab a big flat head screwdriver. Pry open the dollar bill taker and rob the damn machine right back.
Only tried this once, years ago. Didn't work though. I was trying to buy one of those BIG cookies and it was $1.50. The damn thing got stuck to the spiny rod job that drops it. I tried shaking and what not but no glory. By that time I was worked up enough to do some damage. Not my proudest moment. |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 10:46:57 PM EDT
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Read that 6 times and still don't get it.... SGatr15 |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 10:48:59 PM EDT
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I always end up with bruised knuckles and personal satisfaction that I kicked its ass. It won’t screw with me the next time.
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Posted: 8/18/2004 10:52:13 PM EDT
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Corrected now, I need to stop not drinking and posting. |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 10:55:00 PM EDT
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Usually just let her be. However, if you get a 'hanger' where the machine refuses to release its death grip on yer Cheetos, rock the shit outta it....yet only after reading the disclaimer and warning sticker stating that rocking the machine may cause serious injury or death.
Did that once I and was rewarded for my efforts by a waterfall of Crunch Bars, KitKats and FunYuns. In order to avoid 'serious injury or death' I've instead resorted to using a ferret which I place within the vending machine slot to pull out what I want. |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 10:55:26 PM EDT
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If the store that has wont give me my money back I Just tip it over ,Sounds like it screams when it hits the ground
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