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10/30/2020 2:42:12 PM
Posted: 8/18/2004 9:42:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/18/2004 9:51:41 PM EST by Taxman]
When the vending machine takes your money what do you do about it , just deal with it, or do you take it personal and fight it.

At work I fill out the form but  I have given a few of them some angry kicks before.
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:43:24 PM EST

I couldn't tell you the last time I even used a vending machine.
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:45:58 PM EST
I just tilt the fucker , you shake it hard enough and shit falls out.
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:46:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/18/2004 9:49:55 PM EST by Mauser101]
Well, if it's not a very public place and there aren't any cameras around...go back to the car and grab a big flat head screwdriver.  Pry open the dollar bill taker and rob the damn machine right back.

Only tried this once, years ago.  Didn't work though.  I was trying to buy one of those BIG cookies and it was $1.50.  The damn thing got stuck to the spiny rod job that drops it.  I tried shaking and what not but no glory.  By that time I was worked up enough to do some damage.

Not my proudest moment.
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:46:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
do you that do you do,

Read that 6 times and still don't get it....

Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:48:59 PM EST
I always end up with bruised knuckles and personal satisfaction that I kicked its ass.  It won’t screw with me the next time.
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:52:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/18/2004 9:52:26 PM EST by Taxman]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
do you that do you do,

Read that 6 times and still don't get it....


Corrected now,

I need to stop not drinking and posting.
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:55:00 PM EST
Usually just let her be.  However, if you get a 'hanger' where the machine refuses to release its death grip on yer Cheetos, rock the shit outta it....yet only after reading the disclaimer and warning sticker stating that rocking the machine may cause serious injury or death.

Did that once I and was rewarded for my efforts by a waterfall of Crunch Bars, KitKats and FunYuns.  

In order to avoid 'serious injury or death' I've instead resorted to using a ferret which I place within the vending machine slot to pull out what I want.
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 9:55:26 PM EST
If the store that has wont give me my money back I Just tip it over ,Sounds like it screams when it hits the ground
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