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Posted: 11/25/2014 11:10:51 PM EDT

Its kind of dark in the living room, so she might not notice, and I kind of owe her for slipping my some snails in my mushrooms.



Her - Honey?






Me - Yes






Her - Can you get me a pretzel stick?






Me - Sure do you want that Cadbury stuff on it?






Her - Yeah sounds great



Me --




















ETA I am a failure. I cant lie for shit, she was on to me the moment she saw my face looking pretty much like above.

 
 
 



 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:14:08 PM EDT
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Been drinking?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:15:19 PM EDT
[#2]
It is people like you that start ri-ots.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:16:22 PM EDT
[#3]
Hahahaha, IBOPDies.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:17:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Put some hot sauce on it....in for a penny, in for a pound.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:19:54 PM EDT
[#5]
You'refucked mate.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:20:33 PM EDT
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I see what you did there...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:21:23 PM EDT
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This is such a remarkably stupid move - yet, I totally support it.


Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:23:30 PM EDT
[#8]
Absolutely NOTHING in the OP or title makes ANY sense...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:23:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:24:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Why do you even have that shit in your house?

Btw I say FO
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:26:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Are you FO dog reincarnated?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:27:36 PM EDT
[#12]
Hmmm, don't we still have rules around here?!?!?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:28:02 PM EDT
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What the hell is vegimite. Sounds like some sort of herbicide
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:29:10 PM EDT
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'03-er...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:29:45 PM EDT
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What in the fuck are you talking about?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:30:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:34:23 PM EDT
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"Vegemite is made from leftover brewers' yeast extract, a by-product of beer manufacturing, and various vegetable and spice additives."
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:35:59 PM EDT
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Why do you have a jar of Vegemite?  



That shit is disgusting.  
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:36:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Well ok.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:38:34 PM EDT
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So it's rotten vagaina...





Yum!



 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:40:13 PM EDT
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I see what you did there...
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You'refucked mate.



I see what you did there...

Indeed


Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:41:03 PM EDT
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You ever hear of a catamite? It's like that but with vegetables.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:42:33 PM EDT
[#23]
Fail, title updated
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:43:22 PM EDT
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I'm gonna go have some Vegemite before Vagamite...!  
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:01:58 AM EDT
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....yeah, tastes like one. Aussies love the shit.
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