FAR more important than “Ginger vs. Marianne”, the SINGLE most important issue facing America today!!!111!!!:

Veronica or Betty?

Now I know what you’re thinkin’:  “Jesus, dude, it’s just a freakin’ cartoon!”  HA!  I laugh at your naiveté!  Especially now that they’ve done versions where Archie has popped the question to both Veronica & Betty!:

Linky

The firmament trembles!  Jughead hooks up with Midge?  Say it ain’t so!  His only love was hamburgers!  And where the fuck did he come up with the scratch to buy Pop Tate’s?  All his $ went into buying burgers!

But ENOUGH tap dancing around!  A decision MUST be made!!111!!!

So:

Betty?



Granted, she’s the quintessential “girl next door”.  AND, she’s blonde!  And, more Archie’s speed.  On the downside, tho, she’s so “white bread”, I know I’d be bored with her pretty quick.  Good Mom, lousy fucktoy.

So the challenger arises!  Veronica!  Spoiled little rich bitch, and FAR out of Archie’s league!  But on the other hand, since she IS a spoiled brat, she would require MANY spankings!  And, she IS rich.  AND, she has that streak of evil I really love in a woman:



So what sez the Hivemind?  Who is your pick?  (along with several male choices for the Arfdotcom ladies & those who “dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”.  Who would you choose?

Both

Beat me to it.

Summer Cummings or the big titted Blonde she used to work with is a better choice

Never be surprised at how horny the girl next door can be.

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Yes, but is she a total, worthless, shameless, filthy slut?!?  That is what's important about a woman!

Wait, who is their red head frind?  I vote for her

Isn't that WhirlyGirls' avatar?

I think so,

BETTY & VERONICA ARE NECK & NECK!!!1111!!!

Hot Damn, Betty has the lead!  Gotta confess, I voted for her...

I always did like Betty more.



Yes, I read Archie comics when I was a kid.

^Bump^ onct, for the day cru.