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Posted: 4/19/2017 10:40:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:47:16 PM EDT
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I don't even want to know how or why she got her hand stuck.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:49:52 PM EDT
[#2]
The sticker fell in.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:50:39 PM EDT
[#3]
I hate it when I lose my had in the toilet.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:17:55 PM EDT
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Oh that quick editing Medicfrost. Thought I finally had him zeroed in this time.  I already started to deploy all my armaments, then he foiled my plans at the last second.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:31:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Ah, commodedating police and fire guys.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:38:14 PM EDT
[#6]
"Mam, ye'r gonna need ta let go of the cup. "

" noooo , mah cup, issa yeti"
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:49:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Damn, my state looking more like Florida every day.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 12:13:03 AM EDT
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Porcelain shards are ridiculously sharp, that was a pretty dumb thing to do in the yard. Especially without a tarp.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:17:12 AM EDT
[#9]
How?....Why?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:25:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:59:22 AM EDT
[#11]
Rednecks......
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:03:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Did she go after a dime bag?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:17:30 AM EDT
[#13]
Looks like the bracelet she had on twisted and pinched her wrist in.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:19:31 AM EDT
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Looks like the bracelet she had on twisted and pinched her wrist in.
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Looks like the bracelet she had on twisted and pinched her wrist in.
Doesn't explain why just how

ETA: never mind figured it out

"A water pipe busted in the wall the day I moved in. I got my car stuck in the mud in the front yard. My brand new lawn mower stopped working. So when my toilet clogged, I didn't have a plunger and wasn't about to call the plumber again! I was just gonna see if I could feel a wad of toilet paper or something I could just pull out. But then my hand wouldn't come back out!"
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:36:07 AM EDT
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Rednecks......
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Also known as self-supporting taxpayers.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:15:21 AM EDT
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Doesn't explain why just how

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Oh my.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:29:42 AM EDT
[#17]
Sorry thats an Ozark Trail cup....typical buyer.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:08:16 PM EDT
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Found this out the hard way when I replaced the scrapper in a guest bathroom.

Decided to bust it up in the driveway before putting it in the garbage can.

That was dumb.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:13:58 PM EDT
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No kidding. Should we do it on the sidewalk where it will be easy to clean up or on the grass where there will be shards forever  
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:17:10 PM EDT
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No kidding. Should we do it on the sidewalk where it will be easy to clean up or on the grass where there will be shards forever  
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Porcelain shards are ridiculously sharp, that was a pretty dumb thing to do in the yard. Especially without a tarp.
No kidding. Should we do it on the sidewalk where it will be easy to clean up or on the grass where there will be shards forever  
That's not the firemen's problem
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:38:55 PM EDT
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That's not the firemen's problem
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Porcelain shards are ridiculously sharp, that was a pretty dumb thing to do in the yard. Especially without a tarp.
No kidding. Should we do it on the sidewalk where it will be easy to clean up or on the grass where there will be shards forever  
That's not the firemen's problem
Well I guess it is good for job security 
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