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Posted: 1/11/2003 1:55:10 AM EST
VERMONT TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Vermont go swimming in the rivers. +60 degrees Floridians try to turn on the heat. People in Vermont plant gardens. +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Vermont sunbathe. +40 degrees Italian &English cars won't start. People in Vermont drive with the windows down. +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. Lake Champlain water gets thicker. +20 degrees North Carolinians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Vermont throw on a flannel shirt. +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Vermont have the last cookout before it gets cold. +10 degrees People in Miami all die... Mt. Mansfield Union High students lick the flagpole. -20 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Vermont get out their winter coats. -40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Vermont are selling cookies door to door. -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Vermont Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. -80 degrees Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Vermont rent some videos. -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. UVM students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Vermont complain about farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Vermont start saying, "S'pose I should throw another log in the stove?" -500 degrees Hell freezes over. Vermont's Howard Dean is Elected President!
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Link Posted: 1/11/2003 2:14:39 AM EST
It warmed up here. We have zero this morning. We were expecting -15F. Shit so warm my wife and daughter are headed out skiing.
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Link Posted: 1/11/2003 2:18:37 AM EST
I'm on the deck with my coat off at that temp. Beer gets a little warm by then.
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 2:22:39 AM EST
Damn Double, did your sig pic just change. I went to the kitchen for a coffee, and must be that wasn't sugar i slopped in.
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 2:24:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 2:26:43 AM EST
We move slow in this temp. [:E]
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 2:28:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 2:47:41 AM EST
Make that Maple syrup in Jan!! Mollasses here in Jan is called Hard Rock Candy!
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 2:59:10 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:11:29 AM EST
4 degrees here, I'm about to go jump in the hot tub... Its delightful when the steam from the tub makes its own miniture 'lake effect' snowfall downwind... [:D]
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:12:51 AM EST
Aimless...when you come over for vacation feel free to shovel my driveway [:D]
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 11:16:23 AM EST
Vermont...cold up there...? It´s been at around -25 to -42 Celsius here for the past month, a bit chilly.
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 11:36:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By Tuukka: Vermont...cold up there...? It«s been at around -25 to -42 Celsius here for the past month, a bit chilly.
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FOK ME!!![SHOCK]
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 12:05:20 PM EST
It's in the lower/upper 30's here. All I need is a pair of jeans, t-shirt, boxer-briefs, ankle-high socks, slip on mocs and an Old Navy Performance Fleece pullover.
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 12:22:16 PM EST
It's 65 outside in North Florida today. Don't you just hate us? I was sweating inside my CCW jacket earlier today - what kind of store turns on the heat when it's 65 out, anyways?
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Link Posted: 1/11/2003 12:49:46 PM EST
I think I'll put on my leather jacket and take a ride on Big Yellow tomorrow. Texas. Bigger than most countries and almost always warm. Yeeee-hawwww!! (Photo of Big Yellow taken last week, 70 degrees.) [img]http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=OldPainless&album_id=95832&image_id=5&courtesy=1[/img]
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