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Posted: 1/11/2003 2:55:10 AM EDT

+70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal
underwear. People in Vermont go swimming in the rivers.

+60 degrees Floridians try to turn on the heat.
People in Vermont plant gardens.

+50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Vermont sunbathe.

+40 degrees Italian &English cars won't start.
People in Vermont drive with the windows down.

+32 degrees Distilled water freezes.
Lake Champlain water gets thicker.

+20 degrees North Carolinians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
and woolly hats. People in Vermont throw on a flannel shirt.

+15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People
in Vermont have the last cookout before it gets cold.

+10 degrees People in Miami all die...
Mt. Mansfield Union High students lick the flagpole.

-20 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Vermont get out their winter coats.

-40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Vermont are selling cookies door to door.

-60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Vermont Boy
Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-80 degrees Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Vermont rent some videos.

-100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
UVM students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

-297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Vermont complain about farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin
scale). People in Vermont start saying, "S'pose I should throw
another log in the stove?"

-500 degrees Hell freezes over.
Vermont's Howard Dean is Elected President!
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:04:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:14:39 AM EDT
It warmed up here. We have zero this morning. We were expecting -15F. Shit so warm my wife and daughter are headed out skiing.
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:16:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:18:37 AM EDT
I'm on the deck with my coat off at that temp. Beer gets a little warm by then.
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:22:39 AM EDT
Damn Double, did your sig pic just change. I went to the kitchen for a coffee, and must be that wasn't sugar i slopped in.
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:24:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:26:43 AM EDT
We move slow in this temp. [:E]
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:28:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:47:41 AM EDT
Make that Maple syrup in Jan!! Mollasses here in Jan is called Hard Rock Candy!
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 3:59:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 4:11:29 AM EDT
4 degrees here, I'm about to go jump in the hot tub... Its delightful when the steam from the tub makes its own miniture 'lake effect' snowfall downwind...

Link Posted: 1/11/2003 4:12:51 AM EDT
Aimless...when you come over for vacation feel free to shovel my driveway [:D]
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 12:16:23 PM EDT
Vermont...cold up there...?

It´s been at around -25 to -42 Celsius here for the past month, a bit chilly.

Link Posted: 1/11/2003 12:36:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tuukka:
Vermont...cold up there...?

It«s been at around -25 to -42 Celsius here for the past month, a bit chilly.

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Link Posted: 1/11/2003 1:05:20 PM EDT
It's in the lower/upper 30's here. All I need is a pair of jeans, t-shirt, boxer-briefs, ankle-high socks, slip on mocs and an Old Navy Performance Fleece pullover.
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 1:22:16 PM EDT
It's 65 outside in North Florida today. Don't you just hate us? I was sweating inside my CCW jacket earlier today - what kind of store turns on the heat when it's 65 out, anyways?
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 1:34:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/11/2003 1:49:46 PM EDT
I think I'll put on my leather jacket and take a ride on Big Yellow tomorrow.

Texas.  Bigger than most countries and almost always warm.  Yeeee-hawwww!!

(Photo of Big Yellow taken last week, 70 degrees.)
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