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Durkin Tactical Franklin Armory
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Posted: 6/6/2008 3:55:15 PM EDT

"Ever been on the golf course, knocking back a few beers, when nature calls? It may be against club rules to duck into the rough for a leak—that's why the UroClub, developed by awesome urologist Floyd Seskin, is an answer to your prayers. Just place an inconspicuous towel over your junk, unscrew the cap of the club disguised to look like a 7-iron, and whiz away—up to half a liter. When you're done, stick the leak-proof club back in your bag and take your next shot. The UroClub costs $50.

Every aspect of this piece of equipment has been meticulously worked out to make it simple and trouble free to use.  To start with, the UroClub™ is designed from a light weight resin with a molded grip.  The cap opens and closes easily and is designed with a triple sealing system to ensure that it is leak proof.

The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability.  This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper.

The entire club is made of a non-porous material.  Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!
The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course.  It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron

Link Posted: 6/7/2008 1:21:23 AM EDT
not wide enough.
Link Posted: 6/7/2008 1:45:04 AM EDT
I know it is a gag but it would be much better if it just drains on the course!  Have a remote valve at the bottom for sanitary purposes.
Link Posted: 6/7/2008 2:54:45 AM EDT
Some one is going to get their dick stuck in that!
Link Posted: 6/7/2008 3:10:21 AM EDT
should just have a drainhole at the club head...why carry piss around with you/./
Link Posted: 6/7/2008 3:15:16 AM EDT
Bings new meaning to the 7 iron pitch & run. Very cool.
Link Posted: 6/7/2008 3:17:17 AM EDT
I wounder if they have a unisex model?
Link Posted: 6/7/2008 3:46:43 AM EDT
oh dear goodness
Link Posted: 6/7/2008 3:49:25 AM EDT
the fleshlight should thread right on

Link Posted: 6/7/2008 4:07:52 AM EDT
Why buy that when they give you two on each cart?
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