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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:10:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:12:18 AM EST
Urkel was a buff guy IIRC, once you took the geek suit off.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:12:38 AM EST
If they kill each other, everybody wins.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:14:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kooter:
Urkel was a buff guy IIRC, once you took the geek suit off.



but screech has a black belt in karate!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:16:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By bastiat:

Originally Posted By Kooter:
Urkel was a buff guy IIRC, once you took the geek suit off.



but screech has a black belt in karate!



But Urkel would tranform himself in to Bruce Lee like he did in that episode...
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:32:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/24/2006 8:32:58 AM EST by LadyLiberty]
Urkel for sure. Without the geek costume, he's uh . . . well-built. Screech, OTOH, really does look like that in real life.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:42:38 AM EST
Screech.



"Sure. Tall guy, long reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger."
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:48:30 AM EST
I have to go with Screech but only cuz I've actually met the guy and drank with him on a couple occasions(some guys I knew in college knew him as he's from the Milwaukee area)
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:50:54 AM EST
Bryant Gumball picks Urkel
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:52:39 AM EST
Urkel wins via his massive intellect. Failing that, he can always tag-team with "the big guy".
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:00:22 AM EST
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:03:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By macman37:
If they kill each other, everybody wins.



+1
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:36:18 AM EST
Urkel, because screech would have been intimidated bu Urkel's African-Americanness.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 9:52:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG



Then you haven't seen enough.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:01:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG



Max Schmeling did beat Joe Louis.

Rocky Marciano was undefeated.

Superman is white...does that count?

Now I'm not sure who would win between Blacula and Dracula.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:05:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By bastiat:
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Urkel has mad Muy Tai skills....
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:21:38 AM EST
Anyone see Dustin Diamond on celeberty boxing?

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 10:36:57 AM EST
Tiffani Thiessen

mmmmm.....
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:14:51 AM EST
Rocky beat Apollo Creed...
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:19:23 AM EST
Who Cares? But if you had Tiffany Amber Thiessen VS. Elizabeth Berkley I would pay to see that!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:22:22 AM EST
WHO?

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:23:43 AM EST
Arnold Horshack
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:26:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG



Then you haven't seen enough.


Tyson retired cause he lost to a white guy but that dosen't really count since he was already washed up
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:28:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I don't recall ever seeing a white dude beat a black dude in a professional fight.

- BG



Butterbean. His fights are always fun to watch. The best part of Jackass: The Movie was the Butterbean vs. Johnny Knoxville fight. You could almost see little cartoon birds circling around Johnny Knoxville's head.

That said, my money's on Screech.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:30:46 AM EST
no doubt Urkel, that man was in shape, Screech was a fairy
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 11:50:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:48:40 AM EST
Wow, it's a come from behind win for screech!
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:50:40 AM EST
Whoever wins, we lose.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:51:31 AM EST
What would Jimmy The Greek say?
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 7:55:27 AM EST
Screech.
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