Uranium ore for sale at Amazon.com

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Uranium ore for sale at Amazon.com

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:09:45 PM EDT

Who wants to own their own uranium ore? Silly question, who wouldn't?
Check out the comments and questions segments. I swear, there's gotta be some Arfcom GDers in there:

So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.

Sent this as a Hanukkah gift to President Ahmadinejad. Got a thank you card back saying he loved it and I was his favorite infidel

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

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Even George Takei bought some. His comments are in the ad. Oh, my!

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_8?tag=ohmy0c-20

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:13:22 PM EDT

[#1]

Pissing myself at comments

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:17:05 PM EDT

[#2]

Priceless

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:20:22 PM EDT

[#3]

88 gigga watts needed
By Doc Brown - January 25, 2014
Purchased this product as a cheap substitute for plutonium to get my Delorian back to 1985, but it sent me back to the Jurassic age.

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:23:04 PM EDT

[#4]

A small quantity of ore isn't really dangerous unless you pulverize it and sprinkle it on your cornflakes. I believe that United Nuclear sells yellow cake

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:26:30 PM EDT

[#5]

I saw this on facebook today. Hilarious reviews!

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:28:16 PM EDT

[#6]

Frequently bought with canned unicorn meat.

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:29:01 PM EDT

[#7]

Damn, that's some good stuff.

The recommended products are pretty funny too:

The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:31:13 PM EDT

[#8]

I made a review under "Master Chief".

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:31:34 PM EDT

[#9]

Under the people who bought this also bout this section it has a whole rabbit.
Why?

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:32:14 PM EDT

[#10]

So...Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed:

A fresh, whole Rabbit

Best of David Hasselhoff

Jabba's sail barge IRL (JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank )

The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats

Posted: 1/25/2014 1:35:07 PM EDT

[#11]

LOL this is funny. I'm surprised amazon is allowing this to go on.

Posted: 1/25/2014 2:29:39 PM EDT

[#12]

Very funy chit in there! The failed spider man one was my favorite.

I question if that's the real George Takai?

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