Update on the dozen women who want to fornicate with me

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Update on the dozen women who want to fornicate with me

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:36:08 PM EDT

I managed to piss nine of them off before I got into their pants. The status of the other three is currently pending.

In one case, I missed out on a threesome because I made a racist Obama joke that was poorly received.

There is another post on this somewhere. I can't find it because I'm too cheap to pay for a membership.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:36:58 PM EDT

[#1]

Thanks for the update. I've been on pins and needles.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:37:32 PM EDT

[#2]

keep us posted

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:37:35 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Thanks for the update. I've been on pins and needles.

Glad to help.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:37:44 PM EDT

[#4]

don't worry, you'll screw up the other 3, just like the rest of us

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:38:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Are you trying to make an ironic point here, or is this just coincidence?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=888109

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:38:11 PM EDT

[#6]

Ok then

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:38:52 PM EDT

[#7]

I bet you hit the 12/12 mark

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:39:17 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Are you trying to make an ironic point here, or is this just coincidence?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=888109

OP you called out yourself...

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:39:28 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Are you trying to make an ironic point here, or is this just coincidence?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=888109

If I had made an intelligent post, it would have gotten a dozen views, zero replies, and would have sunk off the first page into oblivion within half an hour.

In other words, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:39:38 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Thanks for the update. I've been on pins and needles.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:40:01 PM EDT

[#11]

pics or

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:40:23 PM EDT

[#12]

Don't feed the troll.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:40:40 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Are you trying to make an ironic point here, or is this just coincidence?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=888109

If I had made an intelligent post, it would have gotten a dozen views, zero replies, and would have sunk off the first page into oblivion within half an hour.

In other words, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Good answer!

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:43:42 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Don't feed the troll.

I'm not a troll, I'm unemployed. There's a difference.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:43:44 PM EDT

[#15]

"I managed to piss nine of them off before I got into their pants. The status of the other three is currently pending.

In one case, I missed out on a threesome because I made a racist Obama joke that was poorly received."

I think that it is just a failure to communicate.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:44:32 PM EDT

[#16]

Yeah, strippers and whores get moody when you do not throw money at them.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:44:54 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
pics or

this

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:45:29 PM EDT

[#18]

I declare shenanigans

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:46:20 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Don't feed the troll.

I'm not a troll, I'm unemployed. There's a difference.

You are telling a bullshit story. That's trolling.

You are unemployed and a dozen women want to get into your pants.

Yeah, right.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:47:25 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Don't feed the troll.

I'm not a troll, I'm unemployed. There's a difference.

You are telling a bullshit story. That's trolling.

You are unemployed and a dozen women want to get into your pants.

Yeah, right.

Well, not anymore they don't.

If I were telling a bullshit story, I'd be telling you I'd had a dozen-some.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:48:29 PM EDT

[#21]

LIAR!

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:53:43 PM EDT

[#22]

Amateur!

I fucked Rosied and her nine sisters a few hours ago, beat that BIOTCH!!!!!

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:53:46 PM EDT

[#23]

Pics or GTFO

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:04:28 PM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:12:10 PM EDT

[#25]

Team members get more pussy.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:13:17 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:16:21 PM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:17:07 PM EDT

[#28]

I'm happy I've read this thread––It finally put to rest my nail-biting anxiety I've been experiencing for WEEKS now.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:17:59 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I managed to piss nine of them off before I got into their pants. The status of the other three is currently pending.

In one case, I missed out on a threesome because I made a racist Obama joke that was poorly received.

There is another post on this somewhere. I can't find it because I'm too cheap to pay for a membership.

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:19:39 PM EDT

[#30]

and we care becuase?

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:19:39 PM EDT

[#31]

Man you know the rules, this thread is useless, no pics, no diagram, no bladding at 45, and no screams of disengaing.......

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:25:34 PM EDT

[#32]

I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:33:27 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

got last months if you want it.....

Musings from mom's basement....

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:34:20 PM EDT

[#34]

Pics or ban.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:38:40 PM EDT

[#35]

I think there is some serious misinterpretation here about those dozen women. They do want to "ph*ck" him but it has nothing to do with fornication or any other sexual act. It's called wife support payments.

They must have seen his bank statement and Ran away!

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:39:53 PM EDT

[#36]

So you didn't guck any of them? Massive gail.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:42:27 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
I think there is some serious misinterpretation here about those dozen women. They do want to "ph*ck" him but it has nothing to do with fornication or any other sexual act. It's called wife support payments.

They must have seen his bank statement and Ran away!