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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:33:46 AM EDT
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Breathe through my ears.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:36:13 AM EDT
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Breathe through my ears. Are you one of those "motion of the ocean" guys? 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:38:15 AM EDT
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I can pilot the space shuttle in on-orbit rendezvous and docking maneuvers. (Or I could, 20 years ago.) We were looking at a desktop simulator where they'd had the actual astronauts using it the week before. The guy in charge said I was better at it than the real crew.
ETA - We usually used the full size training mock up and were looking for an easier to schedule alternative. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:38:42 AM EDT
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I can throw 7 clay pigeons up the air and can hit each one with a shotgun before they hit the ground. I can't seem to get 8. Benelli SBEII with extended magazine.
I can shoot a shotgun upside down and over my head at skeet targets. My highest score in regulation skeet shooting that way is 18 out of 25. Beretta 391 Teknys Gold. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:44:33 AM EDT
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I can disappoint multiple women at the same time when given the opportunity.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:46:29 AM EDT
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I am really got at getting knots out of string, cords, necklaces, ect.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:47:27 AM EDT
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I am really got at getting knots out of string, cords, necklaces, ect. Do you mean you're really fast at it or that you just don't give up? |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:48:26 AM EDT
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I can wiggle both my ears independently... I don't know, my kids think its funny.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:48:56 AM EDT
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I can flick a cigarette butt into the wind and get some decent distance.
My aim is pretty spot-on, too. I thank the Navy for this skill
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:49:29 AM EDT
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I can pronounce words backwards fluently.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:50:00 AM EDT
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I am king of the pogo stick.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:50:50 AM EDT
[#12]
I can wiggle my ears.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:51:40 AM EDT
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I Don't ever remember losing a game of RISK. It's the only game I talk trash while playing. I'll even tell my opponent what my plan of attack is and they can't thwart it. Come at me bro's
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:51:45 AM EDT
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I'm out of practice, but managed a few memory parlor tricks. I can hear 20+ random numbers one at a time, and recite them from short term memory in sequential order.
That was back when my brainy thing was exercised. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:54:09 AM EDT
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I Don't ever remember losing a game of RISK. It's the only game I talk trash while playing. I'll even tell my opponent what my plan of attack is and they can't thwart it. Come at me bro's If I get Australia, you're dead. I'll turtle you and get strong enough to break out into Africa. Once I have Africa, I have the game. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:54:54 AM EDT
[#16]
Bend my fingers like this (try it)
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:55:12 AM EDT
[#17]
I'm awesome at hopscotch
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:56:44 AM EDT
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If I get Australia, you're dead. I'll turtle you and get strong enough to break out into Africa. Once I have Africa, I have the game. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I Don't ever remember losing a game of RISK. It's the only game I talk trash while playing. I'll even tell my opponent what my plan of attack is and they can't thwart it. Come at me bro's If I get Australia, you're dead. I'll turtle you and get strong enough to break out into Africa. Once I have Africa, I have the game. Bring it, we can meet in AZ this fall. Best 2 out of 3 wins. I'll bring the beer. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:58:26 AM EDT
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I am very dexterous with my fingers when it comes to small items.
I can pick fly shit out of ground black pepper with boxing gloves on. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:59:59 AM EDT
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I can usually win at the claw machine in one or two tries.
There was one at a bar one night and I won all the women in there something. They kept giving me money and I kept pulling out teddy bears.
Another time at the bowling alley. I hooked something for a friends daughter but it got caught on the claw. Manager says he can't open it, just give me my money back. I take the 50 cents and put it in and the claw jolts and drops the toy and I had to make a split decision on what to try to get next and ended up getting another toy. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:00:08 AM EDT
[#21]
Undiscovered ping pong champion master
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:00:45 AM EDT
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I can "gleeck" at will (spit like a cobra)
and I get some awesome distance |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:01:00 AM EDT
[#23]
I can turn both of my feet backwards and walk.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:04:14 AM EDT
[#24]
I can fap with either hand.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:04:30 AM EDT
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If I get Australia, you're dead. I'll turtle you and get strong enough to break out into Africa. Once I have Africa, I have the game. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I Don't ever remember losing a game of RISK. It's the only game I talk trash while playing. I'll even tell my opponent what my plan of attack is and they can't thwart it. Come at me bro's If I get Australia, you're dead. I'll turtle you and get strong enough to break out into Africa. Once I have Africa, I have the game. Australia has no direct path to Africa |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:07:15 AM EDT
[#26]
wiggle my ears independently. Nose as well. Curl my tongue.
I somehow am talented at playing "Baseball" for the NES. I remember a lot of numbers like my drivers license, license plates, bank account numbers, etc. Comes in handy. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:07:21 AM EDT
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My useless talent is, I vote republican.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:07:29 AM EDT
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Australia has no direct path to Africa Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I Don't ever remember losing a game of RISK. It's the only game I talk trash while playing. I'll even tell my opponent what my plan of attack is and they can't thwart it. Come at me bro's If I get Australia, you're dead. I'll turtle you and get strong enough to break out into Africa. Once I have Africa, I have the game. Australia has no direct path to Africa That's why you turtle until you have the strength to make a break-out through Russia into Africa. Russia is for the noobs who see that "7 armies per turn" and kill themselves trying to get it. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:07:46 AM EDT
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Im purdy good at drinkin beer
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:09:21 AM EDT
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I can curl my tongue like this:
And whistle. It's a bass whistle and octave or two lower than a regular whistle. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:12:16 AM EDT
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Do you mean you're really fast at it or that you just don't give up? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I am really got at getting knots out of string, cords, necklaces, ect. Do you mean you're really fast at it or that you just don't give up? I am stupid fast at it, my wife keeps me busy at Christmas time with lights and Garland |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:19:45 AM EDT
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I can turn both of my feet backwards and walk. I read that as "teeth" the first time. Then looked over, saw Oklahoma, and started laughing. Sorry but... 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:20:40 AM EDT
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I can move my eyebrows up and down interdependently of each other like John Belushi.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:21:01 AM EDT
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Spreadsheets.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:22:59 AM EDT
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I can bend my thumb backwards about 80 degrees, move my scalp back and forth about an inch and play video games.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:23:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Spreadsheets.  |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:24:28 AM EDT
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Can bend my thumbs like this:
Oh yeah, and I excel at being an asshole. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:25:40 AM EDT
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I am good at finding jewelry lost on a barroom floor or in the parking lot or in the grass.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:27:07 AM EDT
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I have an uncanny ability to recall dialogue from fiction and real life. Like one time my nephew told me he was in his school's production of Romeo and Juliet and I was able to walk through a scene with him from having read it once 20 years earlier. Not word for word perfect but most of it, and it's not like I intentionally memorized it at the time.
It's kind of like having my own private Facebook going back around forty years. I can recall a lot of the really stupid stuff I said, or my friends said, with cringe-inducing clarity. But at least nobody else can retrieve it. This ability has not turned out to have much practical use. Several people have remarked on it throughout my life but they didn't throw money in a tip jar or anything. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:27:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Spreadsheets. I'm so glad it wasn't PowerPoint. |
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:29:07 AM EDT
[#41]
Gunsmithing...
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:31:41 AM EDT
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I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. I don't look very graceful doing it, though.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:33:34 AM EDT
[#43]
I can pick up coins with my toes.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:33:43 AM EDT
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I can do the water drop sound from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:41:23 AM EDT
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I can alienate people in just a few seconds
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:43:12 AM EDT
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I can alienate people in just a few seconds Piss off. 
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:46:11 AM EDT
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I read that as "teeth" the first time. Then looked over, saw Oklahoma, and started laughing. Sorry but... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can turn both of my feet backwards and walk. I read that as "teeth" the first time. Then looked over, saw Oklahoma, and started laughing. Sorry but...
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:47:19 AM EDT
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I can post anything and get everyone to ignore it.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:49:19 AM EDT
[#49]
I can write cursive mirror-image backwards.
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Posted: 7/24/2013 8:52:09 AM EDT
[#50]
I can wiggle my nose.
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