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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:26:19 PM EDT
So, I'd like to get our first male fashion thread going. I know there are some other well-dressed gentlemen on this board, and although there are plenty of small-dicked, brodozer-driving methheads here who would say that dressing well makes us faggots, we know they're just angry because they're fat and inbred.
To kick us off right, here's R Kelly's outfit recently: 
I think the towel aesthetic is underappreciated, and underutilized. What's more comfortable than both a towel and a poncho? Not much, and I think R Kelly has found the pinnacle of function+fashion with this top. Thoughts? |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:27:06 PM EDT
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This isn't the first, and no, i don't wear a fedora.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:28:40 PM EDT
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So, I'd like to get our first male fashion thread going. I know there are some other well-dressed gentlemen on this board, and although there are plenty of small-dicked, brodozer-driving methheads here who would say that dressing well makes us faggots, we know they're just angry because they're fat and inbred. To kick us off right, here's R Kelly's outfit recently: http://i.imgur.com/Yr6X7i4.jpg I think the towel aesthetic is underappreciated, and underutilized. What's more comfortable than both a towel and a poncho? Not much, and I think R Kelly has found the pinnacle of function+fashion with this top. Thoughts? He's rocking his towel, looks like he wants to get picked up by the Vogon Constructor Fleet. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:29:58 PM EDT
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He's rocking his towel, looks like he wants to get picked up by the Vogon Constructor Fleet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So, I'd like to get our first male fashion thread going. I know there are some other well-dressed gentlemen on this board, and although there are plenty of small-dicked, brodozer-driving methheads here who would say that dressing well makes us faggots, we know they're just angry because they're fat and inbred. To kick us off right, here's R Kelly's outfit recently: http://i.imgur.com/Yr6X7i4.jpg I think the towel aesthetic is underappreciated, and underutilized. What's more comfortable than both a towel and a poncho? Not much, and I think R Kelly has found the pinnacle of function+fashion with this top. Thoughts? He's rocking his towel, looks like he wants to get picked up by the Vogon Constructor Fleet. Shit, I never thought that R Kelly might be a hitchhiker! |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:30:53 PM EDT
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So, I'd like to get our first male fashion thread going. I know there are some other well-dressed gentlemen on this board, and although there are plenty of small-dicked, brodozer-driving methheads here who would say that dressing well makes us faggots, we know they're just angry because they're fat and inbred. To kick us off right, here's R Kelly's outfit recently: http://i.imgur.com/Yr6X7i4.jpg I think the towel aesthetic is underappreciated, and underutilized. What's more comfortable than both a towel and a poncho? Not much, and I think R Kelly has found the pinnacle of function+fashion with this top. Thoughts? I'm pretty sure I have those same towels in my RV. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:35:56 PM EDT
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He's rocking his towel, looks like he wants to get picked up by the Vogon Constructor Fleet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So, I'd like to get our first male fashion thread going. I know there are some other well-dressed gentlemen on this board, and although there are plenty of small-dicked, brodozer-driving methheads here who would say that dressing well makes us faggots, we know they're just angry because they're fat and inbred. To kick us off right, here's R Kelly's outfit recently: http://i.imgur.com/Yr6X7i4.jpg I think the towel aesthetic is underappreciated, and underutilized. What's more comfortable than both a towel and a poncho? Not much, and I think R Kelly has found the pinnacle of function+fashion with this top. Thoughts? He's rocking his towel, looks like he wants to get picked up by the Vogon Constructor Fleet. That's def a snuggie. . . . |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:36:57 PM EDT
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This what i wear to work or date night.
This is what i wear at home or to stores. 
and just because i found this while looking for pics. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:37:14 PM EDT
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That does look comfortable
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:38:15 PM EDT
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We need to see more of the neck details, before rendering an opinion.
The jewels are top-notch, though. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:39:35 PM EDT
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and just because i found this while looking for pics. http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii124/digitalxman/hilary_duff_tshirt_shorts_oct_2_big.jpg My goodness! What a lovely child. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:39:50 PM EDT
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That does look comfortable No kidding. I want a towelponcho now! |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:40:51 PM EDT
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5.11 original pants, wicking Polo and Red Wings is good to go for work, right?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:41:16 PM EDT
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That does look comfortable Yes she does. I wore my don't care polo shirt and blue jeans into Walmart to shop. I looked Tier1 compared to others. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:41:45 PM EDT
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No kidding. I want a towelponcho now! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That does look comfortable No kidding. I want a towelponcho now! #taticooltowelponcho |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:49:34 PM EDT
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So, I'd like to get our first male fashion thread going. I know there are some other well-dressed gentlemen on this board, and although there are plenty of small-dicked, brodozer-driving methheads here who would say that dressing well makes us faggots, we know they're just angry because they're fat and inbred. To kick us off right, here's R Kelly's outfit recently: http://i.imgur.com/Yr6X7i4.jpg I think the towel aesthetic is underappreciated, and underutilized. What's more comfortable than both a towel and a poncho? Not much, and I think R Kelly has found the pinnacle of function+fashion with this top. Thoughts? I like the idea, but it's lacking in pockets. Then again, I suppose one could be properly tacticool and wear a 5.11 vest under it as a base layer, just having the smooth outline of a towel on the outside, which is more aesthetically pleasing. It also needs an ascot. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:51:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No kidding. I want a towelponcho now! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That does look comfortable No kidding. I want a towelponcho now! Are you hip enough?  |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:55:49 PM EDT
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My friends and I out for a night on the town
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:56:55 PM EDT
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The towel makes sense, considering his penchant for water sports.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:58:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:59:14 PM EDT
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No kidding. I want a towelponcho now! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That does look comfortable No kidding. I want a towelponcho now! The best part is, you already have a bathroom full of them. Just plead ignorance when the the wife's towel count comes up one short. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:59:16 PM EDT
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I think this is the look he is going for.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:59:37 PM EDT
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My friends and I out for a night on the town http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2014/february/fedora_fail/fedora_fail_19.jpg Your crews beat, this is how we roll: 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:00:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI have BDU shorts on right now. Fuck. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:04:27 PM EDT
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"Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:09:14 PM EDT
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I think this is the look he is going for. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JonWDmNoMDM/UY5CzBNeeyI/AAAAAAAAeHw/HrGd-ZcHXNw/s640/FirstBloodRambo_067Pyxurz.jpg Rambo knows what's up. Dude knows how to rock a tank too. 
Rules for wearing clothing and looking good: 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:09:33 PM EDT
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Carhartt
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:13:55 PM EDT
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This what i wear to work or date night. http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/fashion-beauty/120000d1382720636-men-over-age-25-should-not-esq-jeans-polo-shirt-0411-lg.jpg This is what i wear at home or to stores. http://blogs.zappos.com/sites/default/files/blogs/outdoorman900.JPG and just because i found this while looking for pics. http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii124/digitalxman/hilary_duff_tshirt_shorts_oct_2_big.jpg Last pic. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:29:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:36:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryExcellent! Thinking about taking a tactitowel pic later myself after work. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:41:35 PM EDT
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My friends and I out for a night on the town http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2014/february/fedora_fail/fedora_fail_19.jpg Not quite like the guys on their way to the OK Corral, are you? |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:45:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:49:07 PM EDT
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You really can't argue with the king of pop.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:49:53 PM EDT
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"Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:50:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 5:58:06 PM EDT
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R. Kelly wearing a towel is more of a utility thing than a fashion thing.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 6:03:21 PM EDT
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Not quite like the guys on their way to the OK Corral, are you? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My friends and I out for a night on the town http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2014/february/fedora_fail/fedora_fail_19.jpg Not quite like the guys on their way to the OK Corral, are you? Some say I remind them of Doc Holliday in my fedora. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 6:57:30 PM EDT
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Some say I remind them of Doc Holliday in my fedora. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My friends and I out for a night on the town http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2014/february/fedora_fail/fedora_fail_19.jpg Not quite like the guys on their way to the OK Corral, are you? Some say I remind them of Doc Holliday in my fedora. They remember him, do they? They must be older than I am. My grandparents were toddlers when he was running around the southwest. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:06:26 PM EDT
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So, I'd like to get our first male fashion thread going. I know there are some other well-dressed gentlemen on this board, and although there are plenty of small-dicked, brodozer-driving methheads here who would say that dressing well makes us faggots, we know they're just angry because they're fat and inbred. To kick us off right, here's R Kelly's outfit recently: http://i.imgur.com/Yr6X7i4.jpg I think the towel aesthetic is underappreciated, and underutilized. What's more comfortable than both a towel and a poncho? Not much, and I think R Kelly has found the pinnacle of function+fashion with this top. Thoughts? Mike Tyson used to rock those on his way out to the ring. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:29:56 PM EDT
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My wardrobe consists of these
and this 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:33:36 PM EDT
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Black T shirt, Blue jeans, Boots 95% of the time.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:35:25 PM EDT
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Never button a flannel shirt.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:39:29 PM EDT
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Y'all have boring outfits. Check out my latest fit:
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:45:24 PM EDT
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Hey wait, I have the same towels RK is wearing. Hmmmm I wonder...
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:49:45 PM EDT
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I wonder if he gives towel ponchos to his ladies before he hoses them down.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:54:01 PM EDT
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I wonder if he gives towel ponchos to his ladies before he hoses them down. It's only polite to do so. |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 6:56:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wardrobe consists of these http://image.rakuten.co.jp/mavazi/cabinet/pants/wrangler004_main1.jpg and this https://img1.etsystatic.com/058/0/10808969/il_340x270.744103163_ivat.jpg Don't front you know about the rodeo show |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 7:02:15 PM EDT
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Hey wait, I have the same towels RK is wearing. Hmmmm I wonder... Better go count 'em... |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 8:30:28 PM EDT
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Queer thread.
Retard thread. Retarded queer thread... |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 8:38:12 PM EDT
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I want it, you could put a couple of belt-feds under that. Would go great with TJ retread sandals.
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Posted: 9/4/2015 8:49:35 PM EDT
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Pocket t-shirt, rural king blue jeans, boots 95% of the time
If I need to dress nice I put on a pair of Levi's and a polo shirt. Polos are t-shirts with collars. Fucking amazing. |
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