That's right people, it's coming up next Sunday, October 24.  Make plans now to celebrate the founding of the single greatest organization in the world.  

I'm sure the citizens of Sudan will have block parties all over the country.  Too bad they'll be barbecuing each other as the UN wrings it hands.  

I think I'm gonna have to go shooting that day to celebrate and prepare for the day we march on their little commune up in NYC.  The sooner we kick their sorry asses out the better.

I need to find a local protest!

I saw something disturbing on their home page, too.  

UN Home Page

The banner at the top contains the phrase "We The Peoples".

I wonder where they came up with that?  Bastards.

I think that mess in the Sudan has subsided.  After all, Kofi issued a stern rebuke.  That ought to do it.

Hey, you terrorists out there with a nuke just waiting for a good place to set it off.  Whatever you do please don't set it off at the United Nations.  That would be a disaster for world peace.  We really need the U.N.  Thanks a lot.

[sarcasm mode off]

except it would take out a good portion of NYC, too.  And a lot of Americans, misguided as they may be, work there.

However, I think a large enough protest at the UN lair, I mean headquarters, might scare them away.