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Posted: 8/20/2005 8:01:33 PM EDT
Members sound off! Let me hear your pirate cry! YARRR

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<crickets>

C'mon!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:09:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:10:03 PM EDT
I not for certain, but I think Michael Moore belongs to them.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:19:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 8:21:00 PM EDT by yellow5]

Originally Posted By Mr-H:
I not for certain, but I think Michael Moore belongs to them.



As with any faith or segment of society, there are individuals with questionable moral and geopolitical beliefs present. Why, I hear there are even child rapists in some religions!

ETA: this comment is not meant to show disrespect for ANY faith!
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Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:34:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By yellow5:
Members sound off! Let me hear your pirate cry! YARRR

<crickets>

C'mon!



The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a pagan idol. You must offer your soul to the All Consuming Billy Goat. Only he is the one true creator.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:57:30 AM EDT


The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a pagan idol. You must offer your soul to the All Consuming Billy Goat. Only he is the one true creator.



On what empirical data do you place this grave heresy?

If anyone is confused please see this link
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 7:08:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrMark:






And I'll raise you a
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Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:00:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2005 10:02:50 AM EDT by Aimless]
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Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:10:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:11:02 AM EDT
I'VE BEEN TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:13:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:13:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:15:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I moved this out of the religion forum




geee thanks......



i think



I'll move it back if you don't being added as moderator there for the afternoon/evening to keep the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster safe from being mangled by lions and burned at the stake.



we don't need protection....we have his noodly appendages protecting us
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:16:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2005 10:23:23 AM EDT by DrFrige]
I have been scarred by other churches of the Pasta Sects.

Our Father Of The Holy Manicotti & Our Lady of Linguine in Clam Sauce

They took me for all my money... Left pennyless and fat on carbs... I gave up... Now I belong to the Sisterhood Of The Crumbled Blue Cheese... VERY nice place... smelly but nice.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:17:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:21:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I moved this out of the religion forum



Thank you.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:27:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I moved this out of the religion forum




geee thanks......



i think



I'll move it back if you don't being added as moderator there for the afternoon/evening to keep the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster safe from being mangled by lions and burned at the stake.



Thanks for the concern, I however submit my request for equal time on the religion soapbox, its for the pirates you know ...
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:32:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By yellow5:
Members sound off! Let me hear your pirate cry! YARRR

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<crickets>

C'mon!



Here's MY pirate cry:




RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

DUPE!!!



www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=377560
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:39:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By npd233:

Here's MY pirate cry:




RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

DUPE!!!



www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=377560



Not a dupe.

Said post simply offers as a discussion topic one persons observation of said religion.
Said post is in general discussion, while mine was originally in the religion forum.
My post is to ascertain followers of this belief on ar15.com.
Thanks for playing
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:41:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I moved this out of the religion forum



Are you suppressing religion in the religion forum?




Help! I'm being repressed !!

Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:42:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By yellow5:

Originally Posted By npd233:

Here's MY pirate cry:




RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

DUPE!!!



www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=377560



Not a dupe.

Said post simply offers as a discussion topic one persons observation of said religion.
Said post is in general discussion, while mine was originally in the religion forum.
My post is to ascertain followers of this belief on ar15.com.
Thanks for playing



Ya got a pirate cry out of me... whaddayawantfernuthin?
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 10:56:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I moved this out of the religion forum



Are you suppressing religion in the religion forum?




Help! I'm being repressed !!




*smacks DK*

Now do you see the violence inherent in the system?

Besides, everyone knows the only true religion is the Holy Church of the Nuclear Bomb. All praise the Father, the Bomb, and the Holy Smoke!
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 11:34:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2005 11:35:55 AM EDT by Not_so_Clever]
This is all very offensive in the eyes of Bob. Or, maybe not.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 11:36:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Not_so_Clever:
This is all very offensive in the eyes of Bob. Or, maybe not.



Does Bob offer a beer volcano?

Link Posted: 8/21/2005 11:42:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Not_so_Clever:
This is all very offensive in the eyes of Bob. Or, maybe not.



Does Bob offer a beer volcano?




That'd be enuff for me to convert......


Is it just me or does the pic of The Flying Spaghetti Monster kinda look like something from the C'Thulu mythos?
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 11:52:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I moved this out of the religion forum




geee thanks......



i think



I'll move it back if you don't being added as moderator there for the afternoon/evening to keep the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster safe from being mangled by lions and burned at the stake.




Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:05:24 PM EDT
Arr!
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Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:27:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Not_so_Clever:
This is all very offensive in the eyes of Bob. Or, maybe not.



Does Bob offer a beer volcano?




They always forget the stripper factory
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:29:14 PM EDT
You all laugh, but you are pissing off Zues and he WILL smite thee witha lightning bolt up your ass.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:46:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Not_so_Clever:
This is all very offensive in the eyes of Bob. Or, maybe not.



Does Bob offer a beer volcano?




They always forget the stripper factory



I dunno, strippers seem more like something from Tartarus.....you can look but can't touch, shades of the punishment of Tantalus. If lap dances & champagne room shenanigans are permitted then OK then.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:53:09 PM EDT




They always forget the stripper factory

What in the blue blazes is a "stripper factory" anyway?
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:54:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
as head priest for "the little brothers of the empty keg" monastery, your all going to hell.

hell is an awful place filled with warm coors light and zima.



Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:58:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimless:
Actually the flying spaghetti monster promises a beer volcano and stripper factory in heaven.




Oh yes! I am feeling it. Yes, I am touched by the appendage of the Spaghetti Monster. [faints]
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 3:50:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2005 3:50:49 PM EDT by DigDug]
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 5:01:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
You all laugh, but you are pissing off Zues and he WILL smite thee witha lightning bolt up your ass.




If he's that vengeful, he probably won't be too happy about you mis-spelling his name either.

Link Posted: 8/21/2005 5:05:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
as head priest for "the little brothers of the empty keg" monastery, your all going to hell.

hell is an awful place filled with warm coors light and zima.



..Why are we going to hell? After all, you're the one with the empty keg....

Empty keg = express lane to Zima hell....
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 5:06:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Not_so_Clever:
This is all very offensive in the eyes of Bob. Or, maybe not.



Does Bob offer a beer volcano?




That'd be enuff for me to convert......


Is it just me or does the pic of The Flying Spaghetti Monster kinda look like something from the C'Thulu mythos?



Needs claws for that.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 5:21:21 PM EDT
................................................


Spaghetti Monsters.......pirates.........religon.......beer volcanoes.....


My head hurts.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 5:24:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/21/2005 5:25:28 PM EDT by Mr-H]
Wow. Glad I can find this interesting thread in GD, too. . .
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 11:39:54 PM EDT
Bump for the overnight folks.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 12:07:41 AM EDT
If it's a Spaghetti Monster, does he have MEATBALLS?
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 12:35:20 AM EDT
I believe.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 12:45:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
as head priest for "the little brothers of the empty keg" monastery, your all going to hell.

hell is an awful place filled with warm coors light and zima.



I'm converting RIGHT now.



Sheep
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:51:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I moved this out of the religion forum



Are you suppressing religion in the religion forum?




Help! I'm being repressed !!




Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
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