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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:08:40 PM EDT
If you go west on I78 from the Cabela's in Hamburg, PA, you go past...

Shartlesville.

(Not to mention a few other places a few miles south near Lancaster...)
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:09:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brisk322:


Shartlesville.





...........and that's "unfortunate" why?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:09:37 PM EDT
Mianus, CT
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:10:26 PM EDT
You can reach a Climax in Michigan while driving down I-94. Either that or you could just go to Hell.

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:11:35 PM EDT
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:15:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?



Its just down the road from Intercourse, PA.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:17:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 12:17:25 PM EDT by Brisk322]

Originally Posted By AZ_Hi_Desert:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?



Its just down the road from Intercourse, PA.



I have driven through both. (It's Blue Ball, actually - not like it makes a difference.)
ETA these are some of the places "near Lancaster".
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:18:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 12:19:11 PM EDT by arowneragain]
Sweet Lips, TN.

Nutbush, TN.

Dead Negro Lake (according to a USGS map of Delta Nat'l Forest, in the Mississippi Delta)
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:19:53 PM EDT
Manassas, VA

Toadsuck park, somewhere in AR, I think.

Lots of 'Kills' in NY & NJ
fishkill, catskill, Fresh kill, Arthur kill
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:22:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AZ_Hi_Desert:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?



Its just down the road from Intercourse, PA.


Is that close to Beavertown ?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:23:09 PM EDT
If you get the urge to cheer like a cowboy, drop by Yeehaw Junction, Florida. If that doesn't interest you, then try What Cheer, Iowa.

If you're generally not into excitement, Boring, Maryland should be your destination - that or Crappo, Maryland.


Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:24:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By osprey21:

Originally Posted By AZ_Hi_Desert:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?



Its just down the road from Intercourse, PA.


Is that close to Beavertown ?



Southeast of it.

I met two both people from there, actually.

And there is a Bushkill, PA.

(I'm really starting to regret starting this thread.)
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:25:25 PM EDT
If you're into de ja vu, then travel from China Grove, Texas and enter, yes, China Grove, Texas. (there are two).

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:25:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brisk322:

Originally Posted By osprey21:

Originally Posted By AZ_Hi_Desert:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?



Its just down the road from Intercourse, PA.


Is that close to Beavertown ?



Southeast of it.

I met two both people from there, actually.

And there is a Bushkill, PA.


(I'm really starting to regret starting this thread.)


Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:25:59 PM EDT
Cumming, GA
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:26:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 12:26:32 PM EDT by BayEagle]

Originally Posted By AZ_Hi_Desert:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?



Its just down the road from Intercourse, PA.



and near "Bird-in-hand" and "Paradise".

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:27:17 PM EDT
Not really a place, but I ain't eating here:



Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:28:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BayEagle:

Originally Posted By AZ_Hi_Desert:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?



Its just down the road from Intercourse, PA.



and near "Bird-in-hand" and "Paradise".



And you have to say, "Thanks for nothing!" as Virginville is pretty close there also!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:30:04 PM EDT
Kinky people sometimes hang out in Humptulips, Washington.

Violence is the agenda for folks in Cut and Shoot, Texas.

Detectives always visit Crooks, South Dakota.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:34:06 PM EDT
Probe, UT

Bobbin Head (AUS)

Blowhard (AUS)

Reamstown, PA

Lickdale, PA

Mount Mee (AUS)

Yocumtown, PA

Fugit, KY

Sally's Gap (Ireland)

Beaver Bottom, KY

Sandy Balls (England)

Tilicum, WA

Ballville, OH

Bloody Dick, MT

Zip Down, PA

Climax Springs, MO

Cocksgag, OH
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:36:19 PM EDT
Be sure not to divulge any personal information while passing through, Stalker, Pennsylvania.

You honestly do not need a reason to visit Why, Arizona.

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:39:03 PM EDT
While I was on a road trip back to Texas from Connecticut, we stayed at a friends place in Virginia near Manasses.

Anyways I guess all the creeks and whatnot up there are called "Run"s, one of the ones we passed was called "Blacks Run."
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:39:20 PM EDT
Don't forget Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:39:58 PM EDT
BONG Recreational Park in WI
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:41:33 PM EDT
If you're down on your luck drive to Last Chance, Colorado.

Cleanliness is promoted in Hygiene, Colorado.

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:43:51 PM EDT
Has anyone seen Mary's Igloo? Its in Alaska.

Get yourself some Hot Coffee in Mississippi.

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:45:46 PM EDT
Beaver, WV
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:46:34 PM EDT
Bloody Basin, Arizona

The Cavalry was trying to move renegade Apaches down from the Prescott area to the Pima reservation East of Phoenix. The Apaches got a little out of hand and the Cavalry slaughtered them. Hence the name.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:56:40 PM EDT
There is a park in KY south of Cincinnati off I75 called:

Big Bone Lick
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:02:07 PM EDT
I always got a kick out of exit 69 on I-75 in MI takes you to Big Beaver Road.

Kent
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:03:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 4:04:21 PM EDT by leelaw]
Weed, CA... gee, what a coinkedink.



ETA: Rough and Ready Island, CA
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:08:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AUT_BELLUM:
Manassas, VA

Toadsuck park, somewhere in AR, I think.

Lots of 'Kills' in NY & NJ
fishkill, catskill, Fresh kill, Arthur kill



Kill is Dutch for sea, river, stream etc. NY was settled by the Dutch and there are lots of bays, rivers and streams in NY. Stupid PETA has benn trying to get support to have Fishkill renamed to Fishsafe.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:08:35 PM EDT
French Lick, Indiana.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:13:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:

You honestly do not need a reason to visit Why, Arizona.




Or Whynot, Mississippi.

SG
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:16:19 PM EDT

Beaver Crossing, NE
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:17:17 PM EDT
Booger Holler, AR
Peterhead, Scotland
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:18:02 PM EDT
Oxnard, CA
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:18:51 PM EDT
Bald Knob, MO

Knob Lick, MO
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:22:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:50:12 PM EDT
Lorida, Florida if you feel like "F'ing off.

For people with poor memories, Maine, Maine.

Big Bouge Homo, Mississippi...

Coward, South Carolina...

Sugar Tit, South Carolina...

Satan's Kingdom, Vermont...

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 5:17:29 PM EDT
Gay, Georgia

Clinton, Mississippi
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 5:54:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tanker06:

Originally Posted By BayEagle:

Originally Posted By AZ_Hi_Desert:

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Isn't there a Blue Balls, PA?


Its just down the road from Intercourse, PA.


and near "Bird-in-hand" and "Paradise".
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And you have to say, "Thanks for nothing!" as Virginville is pretty close there also!

You missed Bareville on the top on Route 23.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 6:20:49 PM EDT
Man, WV (my mother's family's hometown)
Odd, WV
Chunky, MS
Truth or Consequences, NM
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 6:32:03 PM EDT
I just passed Toadsuck on Hwy 65 in Arkansas...

Also Clinton, Demascus, and

BEST NAMED OF ALL--Republican, Arkansas

Gwen
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 6:36:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By silverc:
There is a park in KY south of Cincinnati off I75 called:

Big Bone Lick




I was going to put that one down.



The one that cracks me up every time is "Bucksnort" (there's one in several states, including TN) - don't know why, but it makes me laugh every time
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 6:42:06 PM EDT
Lizard Lick, NC
Climax, NC
Ft. Dick, CA
Handcock Town, NC
Bowlegs, OK
Hooker, OK
Jugtown, PA

Just to name a few more.........
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 7:16:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 7:17:46 PM EDT by SkullFarmer]
Big Ugly, W.Va.
No shit. Google it.

We get headlines in the paper like "Big Ugly woman dies in car crash," etc.

And I almost forgot about Beefhide and Monkey's Eyebrow, both in Ky.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 7:24:09 PM EDT
Ha, I remember driving down I-75 and passing Big Bone Lick state park in KY and laughing histerically for about 15 min afterwards.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 8:02:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SkullFarmer:
Big Ugly, W.Va.
No shit. Google it.

We get headlines in the paper like "Big Ugly woman dies in car crash," etc.

And I almost forgot about Beefhide and Monkey's Eyebrow, both in Ky.




Priceless!

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