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Posted: 7/24/2013 7:11:56 AM EST
Good god... the stupid burns.
umm
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:13:26 AM EST
So, she fingered her girlfriend.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:13:28 AM EST
That headline!

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:17:25 AM EST
Why does she look like Fred Savage's twin sister.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:17:34 AM EST
So police redacted the suspect's name but not the victims?

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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:19:45 AM EST
Guilty
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:25:07 AM EST
Is that the guy from the Wonder Years?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:29:25 AM EST
This thread is dildos.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:30:08 AM EST
When lesbians go bad.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:32:28 AM EST
How do you guys find this shit?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:35:22 AM EST
John Richards · Follow · Top Commenter · Works at Cartoonist/Illustrator · 142 subscribers
So who's the guy in the picture and what does he have to do with the story?
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:37:44 AM EST
Why does it always have to be Florida?

Can you libtards please stop moving into our state...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:39:10 AM EST


They're kissing again.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:40:26 AM EST
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Originally Posted By fjleiter:
Why does she look like Fred Savage's twin sister.
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looks more like sean austins twin sister.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:43:37 AM EST
Jim Harrington Sr · Top Commenter · Lebanon, Connecticut
Isn't that that angry young fella from MSNBC, Mr. Maddow?
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:43:41 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
Guilty
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So very guilty.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:57:10 AM EST
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Jim Harrington Sr · Top Commenter · Lebanon, Connecticut
Isn't that that angry young fella from MSNBC, Mr. Maddow?





I doubt Rachel Maddow would go public with something as trivial as a $300 theft. At this point in her career she must be making that much every week.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 7:58:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Waterborne:
http://whatdidnatthinkofit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fred-savage.jpg

They're kissing again.
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:04:40 AM EST
Dildo theft, that sounds serious
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:06:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
Guilty
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Indeed.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:09:45 AM EST
Wow it looks like Justin Beaver or however you spell his last name!!!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:14:40 AM EST
The penis envy is strong in that one.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:17:29 AM EST
First post and all.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:18:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Waterborne:
http://whatdidnatthinkofit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fred-savage.jpg

They're kissing again.



That really was amazing.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:18:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Dildo theft, that sounds serious
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Time to get Yeager on the case!!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:41:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 8:44:56 AM EST by pikie1]
Dildo theft, that sounds serious, It would be if they used it on you.



Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:45:01 AM EST
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They're kissing again.
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:47:42 AM EST
The comments are hilarious!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:50:26 AM EST
Yikes
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:50:29 AM EST


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:53:40 AM EST
Weiner thread?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:58:41 AM EST
Florida.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 8:59:33 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:
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The clam diggers of reality never meet the standards of my fantasy.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:11:02 AM EST


Nice headline !!

Cheers!

-JC
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:15:23 AM EST
Grand Theft Dildo.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:44:06 AM EST
Headline is fing awesome!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:45:36 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Dildo theft, that sounds serious
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Did she take the Steely Dan records too?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 9:50:27 AM EST
Note to self. If you have sex toys stolen...do NOT go to the police. They will put your name in the paper!!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:02:16 AM EST
Man, I needed a laugh today, That was great!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:06:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 10:06:28 AM EST by Danner130]
This quote about the three strap-on dildos:

the suspect “temporarily removed the items in an attempt to get back together with her, depriving Rivera the use of the property.”
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:21:57 AM EST

It says she owned the dildos prior to the beginning of their relationship.

So...how many relationships have these dildos been through?

Public Service Announcement: Lesbians, make sure you see the dildo
while still in its original wrapper to avoid cross contamination.

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:26:17 AM EST
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Beat.


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:45:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 10:45:56 AM EST by NC_Preacher]
You think that is bad, did you know they have a county Jail for Manatees?

Evidently, Manatees have jobs in fast food, have sex toys, use them as weapons and get jailed for doing so.

Pictured in the above mug shot, Taylor, who works at Popeyes, is being held at the Manatee County jail, where bond has not been set.
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:47:09 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:47:20 AM EST
if you are a lesbian, why need a dildo? Really? Just go get a man!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:47:27 AM EST
what the hell is going on in oue country
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 10:56:08 AM EST
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Originally Posted By LaRue_Tactical:
Five finger discount ...
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How would you feel if someone stole all of your Snap-On tools?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:00:37 AM EST
Does he/it Skype?


Ed
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 11:05:00 AM EST
Why have 1 when you can have 3?

I guess I'd be pretty pissed if somebody stole my fleshlights.

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