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Posted: 8/16/2004 1:07:06 PM EST


www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_objectid=14535279&method=full&siteid=50143&headline=prisoner-of-love-is-cut-free-name_page.html

PRISONER OF LOVE IS CUT FREE

Aug 16 2004
Jeremy Armstrong

A MAJOR rescue operation was launched after a man got a metal nut stuck on his manhood during a kinky sex game.

Fire crews, medical staff and even a dentist were involved in the delicate procedure to free it.

And it finally took a surgeon using the fire brigade's high-powered angle grinder two hours to get it off.

The rescue cost around £5,000 - because eight fire engines were needed to provide back-up power.

A Tyne and Wear fire spokesman said: "The last thing you want is your grinder going down on you on a job like that."

The man, in his 30s, had left the nut attached for two weeks. When he got to Sunderland Royal Infirmary, he was in agony.

A hospital source said: "His member had swollen to a remarkable size."

A dentist tried his small drills first, then three firemen had to don scrubs to assist the surgeon.

The man has now been told his part might be beyond surgical repair.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:08:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:10:09 PM EST
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:10:10 PM EST
ouch
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:11:06 PM EST
So, the robot is broken?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:13:39 PM EST
You mean I might not get this thing off?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:15:19 PM EST
Nut on his nuts?

CRC
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:20:35 PM EST
hmm, a case of metricitus, deadly
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:21:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:24:44 PM EST
There is a sort of genetic justice involved if you lose your beloved member to a nutty idea.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:26:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:26:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By hound:
Sometimes you feel like a nut.



Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:27:03 PM EST
yet another example of why the theory of penis envy is untrue....
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:27:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
There was a female comic on the radio here in LA who had a weekly segment dedicated to men doing stupid sexual stuff - cutting off their parts - getting their parts stuck inside things - getting things stuck inside their ass ... it's a wierd world. There's a point where you do something stupid, and then there's the point where you have to present your stupid event to someone for help - the least number possible. So you think how you're going to explain yourself to the doctor ... see I was doing some plumbing, it was hot, and there was this big nut sitting next to ... nahh that ain't gonna work.



When my wife was doing her residency in manhattan, during her ER rotation she owudl come home with the object of the day. Every day it woudl be something like a lightbulb, coke bottle, baby bottle and the like. She said that the person, sometimes man sometimes woman, woudl try to convince her that they "just sat on it" and whoops, there it is.

I miss those days, as they were the best comedy we ever saw live.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:28:51 PM EST
that guy is nuts
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:29:03 PM EST
must have had course threads ....
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:29:03 PM EST
Pics?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:31:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/16/2004 1:33:16 PM EST by NorCal_LEO]

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
that guy is f@cking nuts



Fixed it for ya.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:31:58 PM EST
I can't believe the stupidity of some people! To be dumb enough to get it stuck in the first place, and then leaving it on for two weeks Serves him right if it ends up being beyond surgical repair, we will all be fortuante that this guy can't take a dump in the gene pool!


I think this calls for the stamp of approval:
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:32:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:
When my wife was doing her residency in manhattan, during her ER rotation she owudl come home with the object of the day. Every day it woudl be something like a lightbulb, coke bottle, baby bottle and the like. She said that the person, sometimes man sometimes woman, woudl try to convince her that they "just sat on it" and whoops, there it is.

I miss those days, as they were the best comedy we ever saw live.





"Just sat on it"

WTF were those people thinking? Nevermind...I don't think I wanna know
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:36:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Airwolf:

A hospital source said: "His member had swollen to a remarkable size."



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:13:30 PM EST
I'ver personally seen an X-ray of a maglite in the ass. Whole thing was up there.....
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:15:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
that guy is f@cking nuts



Fixed it for ya.



god i'm slipping. how did i miss that?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:18:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:23:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
that guy is f@cking nuts



Fixed it for ya.



WINNER!
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:25:56 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:29:19 PM EST
I don't want to ask how he got it on there.

Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:29:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By hound:
Sometimes you feel like a nut.





Good one, Hound.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:41:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:
I'ver personally seen an X-ray of a maglite in the ass. Whole thing was up there.....




Just how kinky was this freak, two, three or four cell??...
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:45:36 PM EST
Another Limey attempts to thread an SAE nut on a BSW bolt...
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:49:29 PM EST
OK, I guess I have no imagination. What the hell was this fruitcake trying to do?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:53:13 PM EST
Soooooooooo.....I wonder if he ever got his nut off?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:56:09 PM EST
"Franks and beans!"
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:56:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
When i was on the FD we used to get 3-4 kinky sex calls a month.

mike




Note to self: join fire department
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 2:58:16 PM EST
WTF IS UP WTS ?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:04:55 PM EST
He should have used a neoprene O-ring.

And never leave it on longer than 20 minutes.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:05:38 PM EST
When they are using that angle grinder, how hot do you suppose the metal is going to get?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:06:48 PM EST
heh trying to use a nut like a cock ring. what a dumbass.


Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:06:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
that guy is nuts



It's all he's got left now!
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:08:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Burley:
He should have used a neoprene O-ring.

And never leave it on longer than 20 minutes.



Is this supposed to be the poor man's viagra?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:08:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
When i was on the FD we used to get 3-4 kinky sex calls a month.

mike




Note to self: join fire department



Been there, and no you dont want to go there.



My personal favorite was the x-ray I got to see of a light bulb where the sun isn't supposed to shine.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:11:39 PM EST
and in the end he finally busted a nut.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:14:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By otar:

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
When i was on the FD we used to get 3-4 kinky sex calls a month.

mike




Note to self: join fire department



Been there, and no you dont want to go there.



My personal favorite was the x-ray I got to see of a light bulb where the sun isn't supposed to shine.





www.well.com/www/cynsa/bulb.html
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 4:24:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By otar:

My personal favorite was the x-ray I got to see of a light bulb where the sun isn't supposed to shine.



A friend of mine, who is an anesthesiologist, was summoned to attend as a lightbulb was removed from a man's rectum.

I have done many stupid things, but . . . .
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:08:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By Burley:
He should have used a neoprene O-ring.

And never leave it on longer than 20 minutes.




Ahhh, and how did you obtain this information?



Vulcan94
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:22:22 PM EST
I worked vice for 5 years, and I feel I'm qualified to say:

This is mild. Most of my stories are not for mixed company. Like the guy that paid hookers to scratch him with those glue on fake vampire nails until he bled, or the guy that liked to masturbate with steel wool and sent a videotape to his Ex after slicing grooves in his penis with a razor blade.

Then there was the stockboy doing chickens in the supermarket at night and then putting them back in the meat case.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:23:40 PM EST
Dayum. The light-bulb thing would happen in West Virginia, wouldn't it?

You know, I'm not sure if this increases my desire to become an emergency doctor (because I would get to laugh at the dumbasses who do this shit) or lessens it (because I want to be able to sleep at night and pulling lightbulbs out of people's asses doesn't help that).

You know, maybe some people do this as a magic trick. "Hey, watch me pull a tennis ball out of my ass! Just... a... little... further... uh oh..."
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:25:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:30:37 PM EST
Ah, those brits!

They should've used a deep-socket and a pneumatic wrench and just
"screwed" it off!

Then, he'd have threads so next time he needs to put it on, he can
use a 12 inch wrench and screw it back on!

Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:33:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/16/2004 5:34:08 PM EST by Lazyshooter]

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
I don't want to ask how he got it on there.



Screwed it on clockwise? You would think he would have figured out that to take it off, you unscrew it counterclockwise!
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:43:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Pics?



I've seen some pictures of something like this and never want to see anything like it again.
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