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Posted: 1/5/2012 4:31:18 PM EDT
Hmmmm.......


Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:32:01 PM EDT
DAY 1
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:32:43 PM EDT
ANTHRAX!!!!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:33:14 PM EDT
Box of peanuts?
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:33:16 PM EDT
Balls.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:33:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 4:33:55 PM EDT by KentuckyWindage82]
POOP
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:34:57 PM EDT
I have used my vast puter and hacking skills and I now know where you live and have naked pics of your wife.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:36:00 PM EDT
Elephant bullets.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:36:04 PM EDT
DIKFER!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:36:47 PM EDT
MidwayUSA from the looks of it. Reloading equipment?
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:36:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 4:37:28 PM EDT by Furyataurus]
Originally Posted By Staggunner:
I have used my vast puter and hacking skills and I now know where you live and have naked pics of your wife.


I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU GOING BLIND!!!!










Plus I'm single.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:37:48 PM EDT
Your anus, prepare it.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:38:19 PM EDT
well i for one will get on this train early.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:39:15 PM EDT
It's a monkey
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:39:25 PM EDT
possum with blue balls. You gonna get raped!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:39:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 4:40:37 PM EDT by Furyataurus]
Originally Posted By xxspudxx:
Your anus, prepare it.


Not sure if I want to open it now.


Could be this in there for all I know:



Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:39:54 PM EDT
Looks like a Midway box. I got one today. I was expecting mine.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:40:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Originally Posted By xxspudxx:
Your anus, prepare it.


Not sure if I want to open it now.



Its ok, I programed it to go easy for the first few hours.

Good luck!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:40:46 PM EDT
Is it rape?


Didn't have them draw a snowman on it.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:40:54 PM EDT
Box of H&K stuff or dilldo's????

Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:43:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:43:49 PM EDT
I will guess a green shooting mat/range bag
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:43:56 PM EDT
Let me guess, there's a suitcase in that box with a safe inside the suitcase and a box inside the safe?
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:44:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By E-Mag:
I will guess a green shooting mat/range bag


I see what you did there.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:45:53 PM EDT
Testicles.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:46:42 PM EDT
It's a tarp call amber lamps.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:46:56 PM EDT
Shoot the box before opening it. Better safe than sorry.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:47:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PKT1106:
MidwayUSA from the looks of it. Reloading equipment?



Originally Posted By CPTI:
Looks like a Midway box. I got one today. I was expecting mine.


You both are correct, from MidwayUSA and it actually arrived early but not reloading equipment.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:51:11 PM EDT
OP: Who is the chick in the leopard print bikini?

Lets save this fail thread!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:53:33 PM EDT
Ordered this














Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:55:05 PM EDT
so it wasn't balls.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:55:10 PM EDT
Nice!
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:55:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By watchwatch:
OP: Who is the chick in the leopard print bikini?

Lets save this fail thread!


Kirsten, waitress at bikinis.
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:14 PM EDT
You have a pink barrel on your rifle?
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/5/2012 4:56:53 PM EDT by E-Mag]
Link Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By E-Mag:

so what do I win for guessing correctly and please dont say a monkey




You didn't guess, you followed the link to my photobucket account and saw the rest of the pics so you get to hold the target when I sight in my rifle.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 9:27:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HiredHitman:
Balls.


Link Posted: 1/6/2012 9:28:44 PM EDT
even if it wasn't balls, it should have been.

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