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Posted: 7/2/2012 5:47:26 PM EDT
Two Missouri women redefined the meaning of golf being a gentleman’s game.

The Riverfront Times reports that police were called to Woodlands Golf Course in Alton, Ill., on Monday after a citizen complained that the women were “exposing their sexual organs.”

Shelly Lewis, 45, and Alicia Binford, 43, were charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor. Both women posted $100 bond, The Daily Mail reports.

When police arrived, Madison County Sherrif’s Capt. Mike Dixon said, “the officers didn’t witness Binford and Lewis golfing, they witnessed them pulling their shirts up.”

http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/13/two-women-busted-for-exposing-their-sexual-organs-on-golf-course
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:48:28 PM EDT
I wager that alcohol was involved.  
 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:49:46 PM EDT



Quoted:


I wager that alcohol was involved.    


well, searching wasn't



 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:49:56 PM EDT
guilty and dupe
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:50:15 PM EDT
6/13

That's the date it was first posted on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:50:20 PM EDT
Since when are titties considered sex organs?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:50:46 PM EDT
They gaped.







FUCKING AWESOME
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:51:28 PM EDT
But are they guilty?

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:52:16 PM EDT
annnd?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:52:59 PM EDT


totally fucking innocent.  fuck the assholes who called in the law to intervene
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 5:58:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:03:19 PM EDT
It's golf.  Literally and figuratively, a four-letter word.



Therefore, absolutely not guilty.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:04:44 PM EDT
Quoted:
Since when are titties considered sex organs?


My thoughts exactly. Titties are for providing babies with food (milk) not as a means of sexual reproduction. I suppose you could argue that they are used in a sexual way if you titty-fuck them... but then if that were the case they'd still be exposing themselves even with their shirts on because their mouths would be exposed.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:06:20 PM EDT


Fuck no they're not guilty.

Jeebus....
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:06:39 PM EDT
Need to see HS yearbook pics
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:08:50 PM EDT
boobs are a sexual organ?

probably why I never take my shirt off..........Man boobs might give a chick an erection...........no wait...
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:09:22 PM EDT
Not guilty. And what kind of asshole would call the cops when getting flashed? That would make golf interesting for once.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:09:26 PM EDT
GUILTY!

They shall be transferred to my basement to serve their prison term..












Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:10:04 PM EDT
Meh. Had a couple of drinks before going out on the fairway.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:10:20 PM EDT
Quoted:
GUILTY!

They shall be transferred to my basement to serve their prison term..















sounds reasonable
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:11:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:12:13 PM EDT
NOT GUILTY!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:13:25 PM EDT
Quoted:
Since when are titties considered sex organs?


No kidding.  I mean they're glands not organs.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:14:32 PM EDT
Quoted:
Since when are titties considered sex organs?


That and it was either a jealous woman or an idiot that reported it.

I'm losing hope


Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:15:29 PM EDT
So you think its ok for people to go around flashing sexual organs when it is against the law?

Don't like it? Contact your legislators and get the law changed.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:26:22 PM EDT
On second thought, maybe they had blue waffles.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:28:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:33:00 PM EDT
Honest officer,"Just checking for ticks"
In reality I think that this would be legal in NY state
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:35:16 PM EDT
Either those who reported it are really stupid and dont know what sexual organs are or these women exposed more than busts.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:38:20 PM EDT
Quoted:
Either those who reported it are really stupid and dont know what sexual organs are or these women exposed more than busts.


Either way I would not report it.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:39:32 PM EDT
Quoted:
Either those who reported it are really stupid and dont know what sexual organs are or these women exposed more than busts.


Or they were gay men or flat chested women.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:42:37 PM EDT


I have low morals, I would definately plow both of them, and then feel totally fine with myself afterward.

In fact I bet both of them are into some pretty dirty filthy sex acts, and would engage willingly.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:42:41 PM EDT
Quoted:
Either those who reported it are really stupid and dont know what sexual organs are or these women exposed more than busts.


Or they know the law and legally they ARE "sexual organs"?

Just a thought.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:46:40 PM EDT
He was just mad because they wouldn't let him play through.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:47:14 PM EDT
Not guilty.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:47:41 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
I wager that alcohol was involved.    

well, searching wasn't
 


Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:52:32 PM EDT
since when are breasts 'sex organs'?
 
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:55:05 PM EDT
Dupe, and SCOTUS has ruled women are permitted to pop dem titties out in public.  Not guilty under the law.   Sorta guilty under my rules, though...at least 1 is, anyway.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 6:55:41 PM EDT
Not guilty.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:03:01 PM EDT
Quoted:
Since when are titties considered sex organs?


Ill bet I could find a way to have sex with them and give a nice necklace away for the effort!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:05:53 PM EDT
Quoted:
On second thought, maybe they had blue waffles.


Anyone here ever eat one of them there Blue Waffles?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:06:08 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
I wager that alcohol was involved.    

well, searching wasn't
 


Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:14:03 PM EDT
One of them got stung by a bee and they took her to the Pro Shop to see if they could get her some First Aid.

The pro asked, "Where were you stung?"

The lady replied, "Between the first hole and the second hole."

"Your stance is too wide", responded the pro.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:18:53 PM EDT
wtf is wrong with some of you , those are dudes
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:24:15 PM EDT
Quoted:
GUILTY!

They shall be transferred to my basement to serve their prison term..














2 weeks in arfcom rape camp as well.

Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:27:41 PM EDT
Innocent as O.J. in L.A.!!!
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:28:08 PM EDT
Quoted:
Honest officer,"Just checking for ticks"
In reality I think that this would be legal in NY state


You think correctly. A woman can be topless anywhere a man can.
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:33:22 PM EDT
Who wants to play a course with par 2 holes?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:37:39 PM EDT
Quoted:


totally fucking innocent.  fuck the assholes who called in the law to intervene


Anderson Cooper hit the links today or something?

I mean shit man, yeah they are in their 40s and (from the mug shots) questionable but jeez, boobs....?
Link Posted: 7/2/2012 7:38:20 PM EDT
Quoted:


I have low morals, I would definately plow both of them, and then feel totally fine with myself afterward.

In fact I bet both of them are into some pretty dirty filthy sex acts, and would engage willingly.



Your last sentence proved them not guilty.
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